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Date: 14 Apr 2007 16:27:46
From: WW
Subject: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
My gal came over last night & was sleeping by the time I got home
(3am). When I woke up Karen was already up, coffee was brewed & she
was cooking my dinner for tonight. So it's about 10am... we still
hadn't consumated her weekned visit yet & the phone rings. It's my bro
in law wanting to play golf today. OHH the pressure's on. I WANTED top
play golf. Today was in the 50's,sunny - northester blowing in tonight
& going to be miserable for the next 3 days. She says, "Go ahead, I'll
be hear". Sounds like a bear trap. I had to decline the golf. It hurt,
but I did the right thing, I guess.





 
Date: 17 Apr 2007 06:02:33
From: BigPurdueFan
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
On Apr 17, 6:01 am, Andr...@aol.com wrote:
> On Apr 15, 4:48 pm, "BigPurdueFan" <bigpu...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > On Apr 15, 3:11 pm, "WW" <dirt...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> > > you guess it Ann. Why don't we hook up for a round & I'll bend your
> > > ass over too.
>
> > Now this is the kind of quality threads that I visit RSG for.
>
> While the rest of us have sex before golf, what do you do pud ...sneak
> into the wc with an old playboy?

Don't you have a grammar lesson to go to?



  
Date: 17 Apr 2007 11:52:11
From: AKA gray asphalt
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today

"BigPurdueFan" <bigpufan@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1176814953.338597.60590@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> On Apr 17, 6:01 am, Andr...@aol.com wrote:
>> On Apr 15, 4:48 pm, "BigPurdueFan" <bigpu...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Apr 15, 3:11 pm, "WW" <dirt...@msn.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > you guess it Ann. Why don't we hook up for a round & I'll bend your
>> > > ass over too.
>>
>> > Now this is the kind of quality threads that I visit RSG for.
>>
>> While the rest of us have sex before golf, what do you do pud ...sneak
>> into the wc with an old playboy?
>
> Don't you have a grammar lesson to go to?

LOL. Definitely worth stealing.




 
Date: 17 Apr 2007 03:01:00
From:
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
On Apr 15, 4:48 pm, "BigPurdueFan" <bigpu...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 15, 3:11 pm, "WW" <dirt...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> > you guess it Ann. Why don't we hook up for a round & I'll bend your
> > ass over too.
>
> Now this is the kind of quality threads that I visit RSG for.

While the rest of us have sex before golf, what do you do pud ...sneak
into the wc with an old playboy?



 
Date: 15 Apr 2007 23:58:41
From: AKA gray asphalt
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today

"WW" <dirtymm@msn.com > wrote in message
news:1176593266.329475.92050@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> My gal came over last night & was sleeping by the time I got home
> (3am). When I woke up Karen was already up, coffee was brewed & she
> was cooking my dinner for tonight. So it's about 10am... we still
> hadn't consumated her weekned visit yet & the phone rings. It's my bro
> in law wanting to play golf today. OHH the pressure's on. I WANTED top
> play golf. Today was in the 50's,sunny - northester blowing in tonight
> & going to be miserable for the next 3 days. She says, "Go ahead, I'll
> be hear". Sounds like a bear trap. I had to decline the golf. It hurt,
> but I did the right thing, I guess.

If you didn't do it 18 times, then you should have played golf.




 
Date: 15 Apr 2007 13:48:59
From: BigPurdueFan
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
On Apr 15, 3:11 pm, "WW" <dirt...@msn.com > wrote:
> you guess it Ann. Why don't we hook up for a round & I'll bend your
> ass over too.

Now this is the kind of quality threads that I visit RSG for.



 
Date: 15 Apr 2007 12:11:50
From: WW
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
you guess it Ann. Why don't we hook up for a round & I'll bend your
ass over too.



  
Date: 15 Apr 2007 23:09:30
From: Blagovist
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
WW wrote:
> you guess it Ann. Why don't we hook up for a round & I'll bend your
> ass over too.

What for? You gonna jerk-off over her butt?

Blago


 
Date: 15 Apr 2007 10:10:07
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
gal = guy

Karen = Bob

consumated = prematurely jizzed while putting condom on.



And in the end, what difference does it make?

I'm guessing you're equally disappointing at both activities.



  
Date: 15 Apr 2007 23:08:45
From: Blagovist
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
Miss Anne Thrope wrote:
> gal = guy
>
> Karen = Bob
>
> consumated = prematurely jizzed while putting condom on.
>
>
>
> And in the end, what difference does it make?
>
> I'm guessing you're equally disappointing at both activities.

a good call.
Blago


 
Date: 14 Apr 2007 18:44:57
From: WW
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
I know where my's breads butterd. I work 3-11pm, so I can golf just
about every day. As far as women...... i have a few....the other is my
golf partner/ friend w/ benes. If I could get Karen to golf like
Deb..... then they would both be kicking my ass on the greens.



 
Date: 14 Apr 2007 20:57:51
From: Zuke
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
On Sat, 14 Apr 2007, bigoldcat2@yahoo.com wrote:

> On Apr 14, 7:27 pm, "WW" <dirt...@msn.com> wrote:
>> My gal came over last night & was sleeping by the time I got home
>> (3am). When I woke up Karen was already up, coffee was brewed & she
>> was cooking my dinner for tonight. So it's about 10am... we still
>> hadn't consumated her weekned visit yet & the phone rings. It's my bro
>> in law wanting to play golf today. OHH the pressure's on. I WANTED top
>> play golf. Today was in the 50's,sunny - northester blowing in tonight
>> & going to be miserable for the next 3 days. She says, "Go ahead, I'll
>> be hear". Sounds like a bear trap. I had to decline the golf. It hurt,
>> but I did the right thing, I guess.
>
> Good grief boy, first of all I'd have banged her sometime between 3 am
> and 10 am. I certainly would have had some serious "kitchen sex". This
> your first "gal" ?
>


Your gf comes in for a weekend visit and you are thinking about
taking half of the day and playing golf? Even letting her think
you were considering it was a mistake. You'd better do some
serious work to fix this or you will have plenty of time
for golf.


  
Date: 14 Apr 2007 21:24:37
From: MoiMoi
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
In article <Pine.OSX.4.64.0704142053220.12184@ucfilespace.uc.edu >,
me@privacy.net says...
> On Sat, 14 Apr 2007, bigoldcat2@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> > On Apr 14, 7:27 pm, "WW" <dirt...@msn.com> wrote:
> >> My gal came over last night & was sleeping by the time I got home
> >> (3am). When I woke up Karen was already up, coffee was brewed & she
> >> was cooking my dinner for tonight. So it's about 10am... we still
> >> hadn't consumated her weekned visit yet & the phone rings. It's my bro
> >> in law wanting to play golf today. OHH the pressure's on. I WANTED top
> >> play golf. Today was in the 50's,sunny - northester blowing in tonight
> >> & going to be miserable for the next 3 days. She says, "Go ahead, I'll
> >> be hear". Sounds like a bear trap. I had to decline the golf. It hurt,
> >> but I did the right thing, I guess.
> >
> > Good grief boy, first of all I'd have banged her sometime between 3 am
> > and 10 am. I certainly would have had some serious "kitchen sex". This
> > your first "gal" ?
> >
>
>
> Your gf comes in for a weekend visit and you are thinking about
> taking half of the day and playing golf? Even letting her think
> you were considering it was a mistake. You'd better do some
> serious work to fix this or you will have plenty of time
> for golf.

Lordie, what terrible advice.
Another guy who never got his priorities in order.

"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke".

MM


 
Date: 14 Apr 2007 17:01:49
From:
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
On Apr 14, 7:27 pm, "WW" <dirt...@msn.com > wrote:
> My gal came over last night & was sleeping by the time I got home
> (3am). When I woke up Karen was already up, coffee was brewed & she
> was cooking my dinner for tonight. So it's about 10am... we still
> hadn't consumated her weekned visit yet & the phone rings. It's my bro
> in law wanting to play golf today. OHH the pressure's on. I WANTED top
> play golf. Today was in the 50's,sunny - northester blowing in tonight
> & going to be miserable for the next 3 days. She says, "Go ahead, I'll
> be hear". Sounds like a bear trap. I had to decline the golf. It hurt,
> but I did the right thing, I guess.

Good grief boy, first of all I'd have banged her sometime between 3 am
and 10 am. I certainly would have had some serious "kitchen sex". This
your first "gal" ?



 
Date: 14 Apr 2007 19:34:14
From: MoiMoi
Subject: Re: golf or sex? I was put on the spot today
In article <1176593266.329475.92050@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com >,
dirtymm@msn.com says...

> .... I had to decline the golf. It hurt,
> but I did the right thing, I guess.

What kind of relationship do you expect to have long term if you can't
properly manage your priorities early on?

MM