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Date: 05 Sep 2006 14:15:11
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Subject: Todays Golf Story


After playing 18 holes of rather bad golf, I was driving home. Had to
stop for road construction and noticed a very homely older woman in a
van pull up behind me. I noticed some motion in my rear view mirror and
when I watched I saw that she was pulling hairs out of her moustache,
which had to be fairly long in order to grip them. She would grab one
and yank, a big motion like a tennis backhand. She must've pulled 20 or
30 while we were stuck there. That made my trip worth while.





 
Date: 05 Sep 2006 15:20:33
From: dugjustdug
Subject: Re: Todays Golf Story



Wierd. I was stuck at a light last week plucking nose hairs in my rear
view mirror when I looked over my shoulder to a local muni course to
see a guy out there playing really bad golf!

There's a "wormhole" metaphor in there somewhere.. ;-)



 
Date: 07 Sep 2006 12:20:18
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Todays Golf Story


Your Mom still drives?



 
Date: 07 Sep 2006 00:11:04
From: AKA Gray Asphalt
Subject: Re: Todays Golf Story



<bigoldcat2@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1157490911.844225.215330@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
> After playing 18 holes of rather bad golf, I was driving home. Had to
> stop for road construction and noticed a very homely older woman in a
> van pull up behind me. I noticed some motion in my rear view mirror and
> when I watched I saw that she was pulling hairs out of her moustache,
> which had to be fairly long in order to grip them. She would grab one
> and yank, a big motion like a tennis backhand. She must've pulled 20 or
> 30 while we were stuck there. That made my trip worth while.

Froghair is the toughest to pull.