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Date: 14 Nov 2006 19:47:34
From: annika1980
Subject: Tiger's Steak


What's all this talk I keep hearing about Tiger's steak? Everybody
wants to know how long it will last. Well I say that all depends on
how it is cooked. Does Tiger like his steaks rare or well done?
What does Tiger's steak taste like? Have any other players cut into
Tiger's steak. And most importantly, what kind of ....................

What's that? You said, "Tiger's STREAK?" Oh. Well then.

Nevermind.

-Annika Litella





 
Date: 15 Nov 2006 03:54:43
From: Chris Bellomy
Subject: Re: Tiger's Steak


annika1980 <annika1980@aol.com > wrote:
: What's all this talk I keep hearing about Tiger's steak? Everybody
: wants to know how long it will last. Well I say that all depends on
: how it is cooked. Does Tiger like his steaks rare or well done?
: What does Tiger's steak taste like? Have any other players cut into
: Tiger's steak. And most importantly, what kind of ....................

Just remember what the President says: the steaks are high!
I'm not sure exactly what he means by that, but he sure says
it a lot.

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Date: 15 Nov 2006 06:49:15
From: S McFarlane
Subject: Re: Tiger's Steak



"Chris Bellomy" <puevf@tbbqfubj.arg.invalid > wrote in message
news:0T3kgnupIk2uN34@redshark.goodshow.net...

> Just remember what the President says: the steaks are high!
> I'm not sure exactly what he means by that, but he sure says
> it a lot.
>

Silly, he means the prices. The idea is along the lines of: 'if you thought
gas was expensive, you should try a decent Chateaubriand sometime."

Some would say that is just a cynical ploy to deflect the workingman's
discontent over the perceived mismanagement of US foreign policy and it's
negative impact on the energy market. But that's just partisan grumbling.
The real intent is to put things in perspective for the common man. Why, do
you realize that at it's height the price of a gallon of gasoline was less
by volume than Don Perignon by 2 orders of magnitude? Think, man!

Scott




   
Date: 15 Nov 2006 16:50:18
From: Chris Bellomy
Subject: Re: Tiger's Steak


S McFarlane <spam@nothanks.com > wrote:
:
: "Chris Bellomy" <puevf@tbbqfubj.arg.invalid > wrote in message
: news:0T3kgnupIk2uN34@redshark.goodshow.net...
:
: > Just remember what the President says: the steaks are high!
: > I'm not sure exactly what he means by that, but he sure says
: > it a lot.
:
: Silly, he means the prices. The idea is along the lines of: 'if you thought
: gas was expensive, you should try a decent Chateaubriand sometime."
:
: Some would say that is just a cynical ploy to deflect the workingman's
: discontent over the perceived mismanagement of US foreign policy and it's
: negative impact on the energy market. But that's just partisan grumbling.
: The real intent is to put things in perspective for the common man. Why, do
: you realize that at it's height the price of a gallon of gasoline was less
: by volume than Don Perignon by 2 orders of magnitude? Think, man!

Oh. I thought that maybe Laura put them where he couldn't
reach them, trying to protect his heart or something. Your
explanation makes the most cents.

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Date: 14 Nov 2006 23:14:50
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: Tiger's Steak


Chris Bellomy wrote:
> Just remember what the President says: the steaks are high!
> I'm not sure exactly what he means by that, but he sure says
> it a lot.

He is saying that if you put them on the roof the dogs can't get at 'em.

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A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
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gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




 
Date: 16 Nov 2006 00:41:55
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Tiger's Steak


On 14 Nov 2006 19:47:34 -0800, "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com >
wrote:

>Tiger's steak. And most importantly, what kind of ....................
>
>What's that? You said, "Tiger's STREAK?" Oh. Well then.

Apparently Elin's streak was fake - but that doesn't stop us from
imagining it.


 
Date: 15 Nov 2006 11:11:51
From: dugjustdug
Subject: Re: Tiger's Steak


On Nov 15, 8:50 am, Chris Bellomy <p...@tbbqfubj.arg.invalid > wrote:

> Oh. I thought that maybe Laura put them where he couldn't
> reach them, trying to protect his heart or something. Your
> explanation makes the most cents.
>
> --
> Chris Bellomy
> C-List Charter Memberhttp://clist.org/

You people just don't get it. When Dubya refers to "high steaks", he's
thinking about the 1 1/2" thick Ribeyes that he piles 4 deep on his
plate. Now, get back to golf!

What type of tea is best with a high faced club?



  
Date: 15 Nov 2006 23:37:55
From: Colin Wilson
Subject: Re: Tiger's Steak


dugjustdug wrote:

> What type of tea is best with a high faced club?

Something smoked. Like Slap Bang SoLong.

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Date: 15 Nov 2006 22:52:26
From: Chris Bellomy
Subject: Re: Tiger's Steak


dugjustdug <prestigerealty@yvn.com > wrote:
: On Nov 15, 8:50 am, Chris Bellomy <p...@tbbqfubj.arg.invalid > wrote:
:
: > Oh. I thought that maybe Laura put them where he couldn't
: > reach them, trying to protect his heart or something. Your
: > explanation makes the most cents.
:
: You people just don't get it. When Dubya refers to "high steaks", he's
: thinking about the 1 1/2" thick Ribeyes that he piles 4 deep on his
: plate.

"The steaks are high! That's why it's important that I go eat!"
Oh, ok, now that *really* makes cents.

: Now, get back to golf!
:
: What type of tea is best with a high faced club?

I dunno, I just have Lipton iced tea with any sandwich.

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