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Date: 20 Aug 2006 15:22:10
From: umo
Subject: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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It aint fun no more. Tiger is a man toying with infants. He has once
again annihilated the field to win his 12th Major. Thanks to
Tiger...pro golf is a joke. Tiger is several light years ahead of his
closest rival.
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 23:21:11
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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"pro golf is a joke."
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory forever and ever,
amen.
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 18:48:48
From: Birdie Bill
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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Dave Clary wrote:
> TJM wrote:
> >
> > of this foul-mouthed frat boy.
>
> Tiger was cool today but when that foul-mouthed Micheel said 'god
> darnet', my Jack Russell terrior left the room.
I thought I heard "gosh darnet", which made me chuckle. But
maybe I'll go review it on my DVR to see if you are right.
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 21:51:09
From: Dave Clary
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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On 20 Aug 2006 18:48:48 -0700, "Birdie Bill"
<bighorn_bill@hotmail.com > wrote:
>
>Dave Clary wrote:
>> TJM wrote:
>> >
>> > of this foul-mouthed frat boy.
>>
>> Tiger was cool today but when that foul-mouthed Micheel said 'god
>> darnet', my Jack Russell terrior left the room.
>
>I thought I heard "gosh darnet", which made me chuckle. But
>maybe I'll go review it on my DVR to see if you are right.
Could be..my hearing isn't the greatest.
(but the dog is pretty good)!
Dave Clary/Corpus Christi, Tx
Home: http://davidclary.com
Kinky for Texas Gov
"Why The Hell Not"
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 18:06:57
From: Tony
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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Why not match play, the classic competition in golf?
QED
Howard Brazee wrote:
> On 20 Aug 2006 16:38:08 -0700, "Tony" <ajw27703@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >Winning 25 or 30% of his starts is not annihilation. What Tyson used to
> >do in the heavyweight division was annihilation, or what Frederer (sp?)
> >does on the tennis court comes a lot closer.
>
> When you are comparing Tyson and Federer, you are comparing their
> record with one other player at a time.
>
> Let's calculate a medal play tournament as Tiger against each one of
> his opponents. Now what percentage of matches does he win?
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 16:42:45
From:
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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Tony wrote:
> Winning 25 or 30% of his starts is not annihilation. What Tyson used to
> do in the heavyweight division was annihilation, or what Frederer (sp?)
> does on the tennis court comes a lot closer.
In golfing terms thats pretty close to annihilation.
If tyson got in the ring with 100 people and 25 to 30% of the time was
the last man standing
then you could compare him to Tiger i would say.
agree?
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 16:38:30
From: Dave Clary
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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TJM wrote:
>
> of this foul-mouthed frat boy.
Tiger was cool today but when that foul-mouthed Micheel said 'god
darnet', my Jack Russell terrior left the room.
Dave
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 16:38:08
From: Tony
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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Winning 25 or 30% of his starts is not annihilation. What Tyson used to
do in the heavyweight division was annihilation, or what Frederer (sp?)
does on the tennis court comes a lot closer.
Try enjoying a great golfer practicing his trade.
umo wrote:
> It aint fun no more. Tiger is a man toying with infants. He has once
> again annihilated the field to win his 12th Major. Thanks to
> Tiger...pro golf is a joke. Tiger is several light years ahead of his
> closest rival.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 00:59:08
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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On 20 Aug 2006 16:38:08 -0700, "Tony" <ajw27703@yahoo.com > wrote:
>Winning 25 or 30% of his starts is not annihilation. What Tyson used to
>do in the heavyweight division was annihilation, or what Frederer (sp?)
>does on the tennis court comes a lot closer.
When you are comparing Tyson and Federer, you are comparing their
record with one other player at a time.
Let's calculate a medal play tournament as Tiger against each one of
his opponents. Now what percentage of matches does he win?
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 18:45:44
From: TJM
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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> It aint fun no more. Tiger is a man toying with infants. He has once
> again annihilated the field to win his 12th Major. Thanks to
> Tiger...pro golf is a joke. Tiger is several light years ahead of his
> closest rival.
Stop slurpin' on Tiger dick, ya ass......Ole Man-Tits will soon make mince meat
of this foul-mouthed frat boy.
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 18:28:58
From: Otto
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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And he hasn't even peaked yet.
That should come in about 10 years.
Otto
"umo" <shoreke@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1156112530.534820.87670@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> It aint fun no more. Tiger is a man toying with infants. He has once
> again annihilated the field to win his 12th Major. Thanks to
> Tiger...pro golf is a joke. Tiger is several light years ahead of his
> closest rival.
>
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 22:56:41
From:
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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we should recruit a chimpanzee to the tour. Chimps have even better
coordination than jungle bunnies.
umo wrote:
> It aint fun no more. Tiger is a man toying with infants. He has once
> again annihilated the field to win his 12th Major. Thanks to
> Tiger...pro golf is a joke. Tiger is several light years ahead of his
> closest rival.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 05:39:36
From: GreendistantNOSPAMstar
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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"umo" <shoreke@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1156112530.534820.87670@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> It aint fun no more. Tiger is a man toying with infants. He has once
> again annihilated the field to win his 12th Major. Thanks to
> Tiger...pro golf is a joke. Tiger is several light years ahead of his
> closest rival.
Look up "Walter Lindrum" if you want a take on utter domination. When they
change the rules to accomodate a player....*that* is domination.
GDS
ps look up "Heather Mackay" while you're at it.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 17:15:44
From: GeekMan
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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seatosummit28@yahoo.com wrote:
> we should recruit a chimpanzee to the tour. Chimps have even better
> coordination than jungle bunnies.
>
> umo wrote:
> > It aint fun no more. Tiger is a man toying with infants. He has once
> > again annihilated the field to win his 12th Major. Thanks to
> > Tiger...pro golf is a joke. Tiger is several light years ahead of his
> > closest rival.
Nice troll, well placed.
Your catch should be good.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 11:36:06
From: umo
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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Nobody ever dominated his sport the way John Holmes once dominated porn
movies.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 23:22:29
From: John Reddy
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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In article <1156185365.919053.222010@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com >,
"umo" <shoreke@yahoo.com > wrote:
> Nobody ever dominated his sport the way John Holmes once dominated porn
> movies.
Porn movies are a sport? Damn, I might have worked harder in my younger
days if I had known I could have gone pro.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 18:24:14
From: Harrison Bergeron
Subject: Re: Tiger makes mockery of the PGA
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John Reddy <johnreddy@contbuilding.com > writes:
> In article <1156185365.919053.222010@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "umo" <shoreke@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Nobody ever dominated his sport the way John Holmes once dominated porn
> > movies.
>
> Porn movies are a sport? Damn, I might have worked harder in my younger
> days if I had known I could have gone pro.
Double-A players rarely make a living...
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<-- Harry -- >
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