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Date: 14 Sep 2006 00:13:28
From: The Jihadist
Subject: Tiger Woods RULES!!!!!!
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And let it be heard that on September 14th, 2006, at the witching hour,
that the most righetous Jihadist has spoken that Tiger Woods rules all
the world and the realms of golf and the vile and infidel Joseph Bartlo
will try as he might to refute and/or retuft this fact. But the forces
of all that is Good and Holy will strike down the vile and infidel
Joseph Bartlo sending him straight to the firiest pits of hell with no
by-passes where he will burn, burn, burn for defiling the face of The
Mother Earth and her chlidren in the goat world and for besmirching the
good name that is Tiger Woods.
The Jihadist has spoken.
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 06:09:58
From: Vic Mackey
Subject: Re: Tiger Woods RULES!!!!!!
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"The Jihadist" <Holy_War@ne.weather > wrote in message
news:MPG.1f72a0f1301db607989694@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...
> And let it be heard that on September 14th, 2006, at the witching hour,
> that the most righetous Jihadist has spoken that Tiger Woods rules all
> the world and the realms of golf and the vile and infidel Joseph Bartlo
> will try as he might to refute and/or retuft this fact. But the forces
> of all that is Good and Holy will strike down the vile and infidel
> Joseph Bartlo sending him straight to the firiest pits of hell with no
> by-passes where he will burn, burn, burn for defiling the face of The
> Mother Earth and her chlidren in the goat world and for besmirching the
> good name that is Tiger Woods.
>
> The Jihadist has spoken.
>
> What in the hell does at Tiger Woods have to with Art Bell??? Dumb
> posting.
>
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 05:25:27
From: Henry
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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Otto wrote:
> "The_Professor" <dbid@att.net> wrote in message
> news:1158156413.414300.268690@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
>> Shintaro wrote:
>>> The_Professor wrote:
>>>> Howard Brazee wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 11 Sep 2006 13:21:03 -0700, "The_Professor" <dbid@att.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> #1 reason for slow play is people looking for balls
>
>
> Because they don't watch their balls and note a specific landmark or sight
> line so they are generally not even looking in the correct spot.
>
> Otto
>
>
Ever watch it all the way until it stops ... and forget where it was?
You will!
Henry
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 11:58:28
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:25:27 -0500, Henry <HenryNot@home.com > wrote:
>Ever watch it all the way until it stops ... and forget where it was?
>You will!
One advantage of using a push-cart is I can aim it at where I think my
ball is and then stand and watch as someone else hits.
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 07:23:12
From: Otto
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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Sounds like CRS to me.
A common geezer affliction.
Otto
"Henry" <HenryNot@home.com > wrote in message
news:q6aOg.72494$W01.392@dukeread08...
> Ever watch it all the way until it stops ... and forget where it was? You
> will!
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 07:30:03
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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Or the next called CRAFT.
Otto wrote:
> Sounds like CRS to me.
>
> A common geezer affliction.
>
> Otto
>
>
> "Henry" <HenryNot@home.com> wrote in message
> news:q6aOg.72494$W01.392@dukeread08...
>> Ever watch it all the way until it stops ... and forget where it was? You
>> will!
>
>
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 23:46:44
From: Peter Strauss
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:23:12 -0400, "Otto"
<ottondebREMove#$@^%!@*&@bellsouth.net > wrote:
> Sounds like CRS to me.
>
> A common geezer affliction.
>
It gets worse.
Monday in a tournament, I moved my ballmark on a green to get it out
of another competitor's line of putt.
When I went to replace the ball after his putt, I used the ballmark
right where it was, instead of replacing it. As it happened, I
jostled the ball in the process of replacing it, so I put the ballmark
right back where it had been (after having moved it out of his path)
and replaced the ball, since I had moved it in the process of
replacing it.
Another fellow in the group asked me, "Aren't you going to move your
ball back?" I thought he meant after the jostling, so I told him I
had, and proceeded to putt.
Cost me 2 strokes for hitting from a wrong place (20-7). I hadn't
even remembered that I'd moved the ballmark to begin with.
I can remember the rule, but not that just 3 minutes or less earlier,
I'd moved my ballmark?
CRS? Lightweight. I got CRAFT.
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 18:37:01
From: long&left
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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Peter Strauss wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:23:12 -0400, "Otto"
> <ottondebREMove#$@^%!@*&@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>
>> Sounds like CRS to me.
>>
>> A common geezer affliction.
>>
> It gets worse.
> Monday in a tournament, I moved my ballmark on a green to get it out
> of another competitor's line of putt.
> When I went to replace the ball after his putt, I used the ballmark
> right where it was, instead of replacing it. As it happened, I
> jostled the ball in the process of replacing it, so I put the ballmark
> right back where it had been (after having moved it out of his path)
> and replaced the ball, since I had moved it in the process of
> replacing it.
> Another fellow in the group asked me, "Aren't you going to move your
> ball back?" I thought he meant after the jostling, so I told him I
> had, and proceeded to putt.
> Cost me 2 strokes for hitting from a wrong place (20-7). I hadn't
> even remembered that I'd moved the ballmark to begin with.
> I can remember the rule, but not that just 3 minutes or less earlier,
> I'd moved my ballmark?
> CRS? Lightweight. I got CRAFT.
it's why we love playing golf with you my friend! It's always an
adventure...one to "remember" hopefully :)
:)
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 19:09:56
From: long&left
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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long&left wrote:
> Peter Strauss wrote:
>> On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:23:12 -0400, "Otto"
>> <ottondebREMove#$@^%!@*&@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Sounds like CRS to me.
>>>
>>> A common geezer affliction.
>>>
>> It gets worse.
>> Monday in a tournament, I moved my ballmark on a green to get it out
>> of another competitor's line of putt.
>> When I went to replace the ball after his putt, I used the ballmark
>> right where it was, instead of replacing it. As it happened, I
>> jostled the ball in the process of replacing it, so I put the ballmark
>> right back where it had been (after having moved it out of his path)
>> and replaced the ball, since I had moved it in the process of
>> replacing it.
>> Another fellow in the group asked me, "Aren't you going to move your
>> ball back?" I thought he meant after the jostling, so I told him I
>> had, and proceeded to putt. Cost me 2 strokes for hitting from a
>> wrong place (20-7). I hadn't
>> even remembered that I'd moved the ballmark to begin with.
>> I can remember the rule, but not that just 3 minutes or less earlier,
>> I'd moved my ballmark?
>> CRS? Lightweight. I got CRAFT.
>
> it's why we love playing golf with you my friend! It's always an
> adventure...one to "remember" hopefully :)
> :)
oh damn, a double smiley...how tacky is that. I apologize with all that
I have...
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Date: 15 Sep 2006 02:53:13
From: Peter Strauss
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 19:09:56 -0700, long&left <nospam@diespammers.com >
wrote:
> long&left wrote:
> > Peter Strauss wrote:
> >> On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:23:12 -0400, "Otto"
> >> <ottondebREMove#$@^%!@*&@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Sounds like CRS to me.
> >>>
> >>> A common geezer affliction.
> >>>
> >> It gets worse.
> >> Monday in a tournament, I moved my ballmark on a green to get it out
> >> of another competitor's line of putt.
> >> When I went to replace the ball after his putt, I used the ballmark
> >> right where it was, instead of replacing it. As it happened, I
> >> jostled the ball in the process of replacing it, so I put the ballmark
> >> right back where it had been (after having moved it out of his path)
> >> and replaced the ball, since I had moved it in the process of
> >> replacing it.
> >> Another fellow in the group asked me, "Aren't you going to move your
> >> ball back?" I thought he meant after the jostling, so I told him I
> >> had, and proceeded to putt. Cost me 2 strokes for hitting from a
> >> wrong place (20-7). I hadn't
> >> even remembered that I'd moved the ballmark to begin with.
> >> I can remember the rule, but not that just 3 minutes or less earlier,
> >> I'd moved my ballmark?
> >> CRS? Lightweight. I got CRAFT.
> >
> > it's why we love playing golf with you my friend! It's always an
> > adventure...one to "remember" hopefully :)
> > :)
>
> oh damn, a double smiley...how tacky is that. I apologize with all that
> I have...
Apology accepted, but watch itwouldjawouldjawatchit?
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 21:39:28
From: long&left
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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Peter Strauss wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 19:09:56 -0700, long&left <nospam@diespammers.com>
> wrote:
>
>> long&left wrote:
>>> Peter Strauss wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:23:12 -0400, "Otto"
>>>> <ottondebREMove#$@^%!@*&@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Sounds like CRS to me.
>>>>>
>>>>> A common geezer affliction.
>>>>>
>>>> It gets worse.
>>>> Monday in a tournament, I moved my ballmark on a green to get it out
>>>> of another competitor's line of putt.
>>>> When I went to replace the ball after his putt, I used the ballmark
>>>> right where it was, instead of replacing it. As it happened, I
>>>> jostled the ball in the process of replacing it, so I put the ballmark
>>>> right back where it had been (after having moved it out of his path)
>>>> and replaced the ball, since I had moved it in the process of
>>>> replacing it.
>>>> Another fellow in the group asked me, "Aren't you going to move your
>>>> ball back?" I thought he meant after the jostling, so I told him I
>>>> had, and proceeded to putt. Cost me 2 strokes for hitting from a
>>>> wrong place (20-7). I hadn't
>>>> even remembered that I'd moved the ballmark to begin with.
>>>> I can remember the rule, but not that just 3 minutes or less earlier,
>>>> I'd moved my ballmark?
>>>> CRS? Lightweight. I got CRAFT.
>>> it's why we love playing golf with you my friend! It's always an
>>> adventure...one to "remember" hopefully :)
>>> :)
>> oh damn, a double smiley...how tacky is that. I apologize with all that
>> I have...
>
> Apology accepted, but watch itwouldjawouldjawatchit?
I alwaysdoalwaysdowellmostofthetimeanyway!
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 19:54:21
From: Otto
Subject: Re: What's too slow for you?
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"Peter Strauss" <pfs126@earthlink.net > wrote in message
news:t3qjg2pg0j1tvj5u9dppldrulg6cia8nr4@4ax.com...
> CRS? Lightweight. I got CRAFT.
LOL!!
You need to drink more alcohol and kill the weak brain cells. They're
gettring in your way.
; >)
Otto
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 01:56:04
From: Pedro Sanchez
Subject: Re: Tiger Woods RULES!!!!!!
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On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:13:28 -0400, The Jihadist <Holy_War@ne.weather >
wrote:
>And let it be heard that on September 14th, 2006, at the witching hour,
>that the most righetous Jihadist has spoken that Tiger Woods rules all
>the world and the realms of golf and the vile and infidel Joseph Bartlo
>will try as he might to refute and/or retuft this fact. But the forces
>of all that is Good and Holy will strike down the vile and infidel
>Joseph Bartlo sending him straight to the firiest pits of hell with no
>by-passes where he will burn, burn, burn for defiling the face of The
>Mother Earth and her chlidren in the goat world and for besmirching the
>good name that is Tiger Woods.
>
>The Jihadist has spoken.
>
>
Tiger has a hot FOREIGN wife who is hot, and hot too.
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 05:52:07
From: Left Sock
Subject: Re: Tiger Woods RULES!!!!!!
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On 13 Sep 2006, The Jihadist <Holy_War@ne.weather > posted some
news:MPG.1f72a0f1301db607989694@newsgroups.bellsouth.net:
> And let it be heard that on September 14th, 2006, at the witching
> hour, that the most righetous Jihadist has spoken that Tiger Woods
> rules all the world and the realms of golf and the vile and infidel
> Joseph Bartlo will try as he might to refute and/or retuft this fact.
> But the forces of all that is Good and Holy will strike down the vile
> and infidel Joseph Bartlo sending him straight to the firiest pits of
> hell with no by-passes where he will burn, burn, burn for defiling the
> face of The Mother Earth and her chlidren in the goat world and for
> besmirching the good name that is Tiger Woods.
>
> The Jihadist has spoken.
I'd like to add that Joseph engages in salacious acts of unspeakable
perversions with creatures possessed of four cloven hooves.
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Date: 14 Sep 2006 01:56:49
From: Pedro Sanchez
Subject: Re: Tiger Woods RULES!!!!!!
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On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:52:07 GMT, Left Sock <notonurfoot@mailbox.net >
wrote:
>I'd like to add that Joseph engages in salacious acts of unspeakable
>perversions with creatures possessed of four cloven hooves.
So that's the movie I downloaded last week!
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