Date: 12 Dec 2006 15:22:33
From: BigPurdueFan
Subject: Tiger Adopts Son to Compete in Father/Son Challenge
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Gotta love that Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56176
ORLANDO, FL-Calling it "the best decision [he's] ever made," Tiger
Woods adopted 11-year-old orphan Randy Gearhardt last week so he would
qualify for the PGA Tour's annual Del Webb Father/Son Challenge. "I
love my little Rodney [sic]-he has a good heart, and a much better
short game than Vijay Singh's son," Woods said following the tandem's
first-place finish in the tournament. "Even though we wouldn't have won
if it weren't for me, I'm still proud of him." Now that the season is
over, Woods said he is planning on spending a lot of time with his son,
devoting every waking hour to molding him into the greatest golfer in
the sport's history
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