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Date: 20 Aug 2006 20:26:45
From: YeahBut
Subject: Steve Who?
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So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
Where is that guy now? Anyone know?
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 00:59:22
From: rich
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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"YeahBut" <YeahBut@nowhere.com > wrote in message
news:a0vhe2hindjpjvtoc60tqqs9nqtn7opp7q@4ax.com...
> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
>
> So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
> sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
> really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
> but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
>
> Where is that guy now? Anyone know?
His name is Steve Scott. He played a couple years on the Canadian Tour but
he isn't on the PGA or Nationwide tour currently. The last year he played
regularly on the Canadian Tour was 2004.
Rich
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 17:42:27
From: multi
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:26:45 -0400, YeahBut <YeahBut@nowhere.com >
wrote:
>So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
>sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
>really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
>but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
He was a lot closer to winning than one putt. I'm going from memory
now, but IIRC he was two up as they were playing the 34th hole of the
final. Tiger's ball was right in his line, and he asked Tiger to move
his marker over to the side. After he putted, Tiger apparently forgot
to move his marker back, and Steve reminded him. If he hadn't, Tiger
would have lost the hole, and therefore the match.
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 20:55:42
From: YeahBut
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 17:42:27 -0700, multi <multi@asm.org > wrote:
>On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:26:45 -0400, YeahBut <YeahBut@nowhere.com>
>wrote:
>>So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
>>sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
>>really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
>>but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
>
>He was a lot closer to winning than one putt. I'm going from memory
>now, but IIRC he was two up as they were playing the 34th hole of the
>final. Tiger's ball was right in his line, and he asked Tiger to move
>his marker over to the side. After he putted, Tiger apparently forgot
>to move his marker back, and Steve reminded him. If he hadn't, Tiger
>would have lost the hole, and therefore the match.
Yes, you're absolutely correct about that. I remember Johnny Miller
making a comment about it at the time. I guess nice guys really do
finish last. Or second anyway.
Oh well, I remember that he had a cute girlfriend who was caddying for
him. 'Course, she probably dumped him shortly thereafter and made a
play for Tiger. Everyone loves a winner after all.
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 18:04:38
From: multi
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:55:42 -0400, YeahBut <YeahBut@nowhere.com >
wrote:
>On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 17:42:27 -0700, multi <multi@asm.org> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:26:45 -0400, YeahBut <YeahBut@nowhere.com>
>>wrote:
>>>So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
>>>sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
>>>really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
>>>but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
>>
>>He was a lot closer to winning than one putt. I'm going from memory
>>now, but IIRC he was two up as they were playing the 34th hole of the
>>final. Tiger's ball was right in his line, and he asked Tiger to move
>>his marker over to the side. After he putted, Tiger apparently forgot
>>to move his marker back, and Steve reminded him. If he hadn't, Tiger
>>would have lost the hole, and therefore the match.
>
>Yes, you're absolutely correct about that. I remember Johnny Miller
>making a comment about it at the time. I guess nice guys really do
>finish last. Or second anyway.
>
>Oh well, I remember that he had a cute girlfriend who was caddying for
>him. 'Course, she probably dumped him shortly thereafter and made a
>play for Tiger. Everyone loves a winner after all.
She married him.
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 21:21:03
From: YeahBut
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 18:04:38 -0700, multi <multi@asm.org > wrote:
>On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:55:42 -0400, YeahBut <YeahBut@nowhere.com>
>wrote:
>>
>>Oh well, I remember that he had a cute girlfriend who was caddying for
>>him. 'Course, she probably dumped him shortly thereafter and made a
>>play for Tiger. Everyone loves a winner after all.
>
>She married him.
Really? Good for Steve. I remember that she was incredibally
supportive throughout that final round. Steve's a lucky guy.
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Date: 20 Aug 2006 19:26:21
From: Harrison Bergeron
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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YeahBut <YeahBut@nowhere.com > writes:
> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
>
> So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
> sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
> really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
> but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
>
> Where is that guy now? Anyone know?
Steve Scott.
He plays on the lesser tours, IIRC.
--
<-- Harry -- >
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 09:53:22
From: oconnell@slr.orl.lmco.com
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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multi wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:26:45 -0400, YeahBut <YeahBut@nowhere.com>
> wrote:
> >So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
> >sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
> >really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
> >but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
>
> He was a lot closer to winning than one putt. I'm going from memory
> now, but IIRC he was two up as they were playing the 34th hole of the
> final. Tiger's ball was right in his line, and he asked Tiger to move
> his marker over to the side. After he putted, Tiger apparently forgot
> to move his marker back, and Steve reminded him. If he hadn't, Tiger
> would have lost the hole, and therefore the match.
Back when I was taught the rules, it was explained to me that a
competitor is suppose to help avoid rules infractions. Etiquette
would tend to require that Steve have reminded Tiger of having
moved the marker, especially since Tiger moved it at Steve's request.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 10:01:53
From: multi
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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On 21 Aug 2006 09:53:22 -0700, "oconnell@slr.orl.lmco.com"
<oconnell@slr.orl.lmco.com > wrote:
>
>multi wrote:
>> On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:26:45 -0400, YeahBut <YeahBut@nowhere.com>
>> wrote:
>> >So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
>> >sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
>> >really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
>> >but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
>>
>> He was a lot closer to winning than one putt. I'm going from memory
>> now, but IIRC he was two up as they were playing the 34th hole of the
>> final. Tiger's ball was right in his line, and he asked Tiger to move
>> his marker over to the side. After he putted, Tiger apparently forgot
>> to move his marker back, and Steve reminded him. If he hadn't, Tiger
>> would have lost the hole, and therefore the match.
>
> Back when I was taught the rules, it was explained to me that a
>competitor is suppose to help avoid rules infractions. Etiquette
>would tend to require that Steve have reminded Tiger of having
>moved the marker, especially since Tiger moved it at Steve's request.
Of course. He did the right thing, and I would hope every golfer
would do the same. But he could have forgotten like Tiger did, or not
noticed that Tiger didn't move it back.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 09:24:56
From: JJVP
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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YeahBut wrote:
> On 21 Aug 2006 04:58:56 -0700, "Larry Bud" <larrybud2002@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >YeahBut wrote:
> >> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
> >> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
> >> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
> >> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
> >> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
> >> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
> >> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
> >
> >Didn't Tiger marry the nanny's sister?
>
> Sister? You mean there's another one available?
>
> 'Scuse me, I've got to go work on my bunker play.
Not only another one, but an identical twin.
JJVP
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 09:17:17
From: Larry Bud
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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YeahBut wrote:
> On 21 Aug 2006 04:58:56 -0700, "Larry Bud" <larrybud2002@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >YeahBut wrote:
> >> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
> >> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
> >> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
> >> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
> >> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
> >> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
> >> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
> >
> >Didn't Tiger marry the nanny's sister?
>
> Sister? You mean there's another one available?
>
> 'Scuse me, I've got to go work on my bunker play.
TWIN sister, I believe.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 12:23:43
From: YeahBut
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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On 21 Aug 2006 09:17:17 -0700, "Larry Bud" <larrybud2002@yahoo.com >
wrote:
>
>YeahBut wrote:
>> On 21 Aug 2006 04:58:56 -0700, "Larry Bud" <larrybud2002@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >YeahBut wrote:
>> >> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
>> >> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
>> >> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
>> >> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
>> >> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
>> >> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
>> >> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
>> >
>> >Didn't Tiger marry the nanny's sister?
>>
>> Sister? You mean there's another one available?
>>
>> 'Scuse me, I've got to go work on my bunker play.
>
>TWIN sister, I believe.
Heh. Better work on my mid irons too, I guess.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 16:25:40
From: gary hayenga
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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On 2006-08-21 12:17:17 -0400, "Larry Bud" <larrybud2002@yahoo.com > said:
>
> YeahBut wrote:
>> On 21 Aug 2006 04:58:56 -0700, "Larry Bud" <larrybud2002@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> YeahBut wrote:
>>>> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
>>>> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
>>>> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
>>>> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
>>>> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
>>>> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
>>>> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
>>>
>>> Didn't Tiger marry the nanny's sister?
>>
>> Sister? You mean there's another one available?
>>
>> 'Scuse me, I've got to go work on my bunker play.
>
> TWIN sister, I believe.
No, he married the nanny herself. She does have an identical twin
sister though.
gary hayenga
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 04:58:56
From: Larry Bud
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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YeahBut wrote:
> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
Didn't Tiger marry the nanny's sister?
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 12:17:23
From: YeahBut
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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On 21 Aug 2006 04:58:56 -0700, "Larry Bud" <larrybud2002@yahoo.com >
wrote:
>
>YeahBut wrote:
>> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
>> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
>> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
>> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
>> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
>> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
>> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
>
>Didn't Tiger marry the nanny's sister?
Sister? You mean there's another one available?
'Scuse me, I've got to go work on my bunker play.
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Date: 21 Aug 2006 14:06:47
From: pete z
Subject: Re: Steve Who?
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YeahBut wrote:
> So I'm watching the PGA today, and my mind harkens back (harkens?) to
> the 96 US Amatuer where Woods comes back from like 6 holes down, drops
> a couple of 30-footers and beats Steve SomethingOrOther in extra holes
> for his 3rd straight Amatuer. Then he turns pro, wins a couple of
> tourneys, wins the Masters, wins everything else, makes a bazillion
> dollars, becomes the most famous athlete on the planet, and marries
> Jesper Parnavik's nanny. Shit happens.
>
> So I'm wondering where Steve SomethingOrOther is now, and is he
> sitting at the lodge telling every drunken slob within earshot that he
> really was just one putt away from not only changing the face of golf,
> but having a legitimate shot at Jesper Parnivik's nanny?
>
> Where is that guy now? Anyone know?
Steve Scott is living large with his cute caddie on the 30 million Nike
gave him to blow
his 4 up lead.
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