Date: 15 Nov 2006 13:49:42
From: tiggerspalewife
Subject: OT-Poppa Bush and the shrub
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Probable conversation last weekend:
Poppa-"Ok Georgie. Now you've gone and done it again. I bought you, oops,
GOT you, into Yale. You were a cheerleader. That was ok. I got you two
oil companies to play with and you bankrupted one. I figured you liked
baseball so I got you a team to play with and Sosa goes to Chicago. I got
you Florida and Ohio and a pretty little office on Pennsylvania Avenue
and look what you've done with that.
Move over George. I'm gonna try to clean up this mess again. Bringin' in
my old boys and see what we can do. Jeb never caused me this much
trouble. Ya know, that Michael Moore guy was almost right. How about
going down to the ranch. There's some scrub brush needs taken care of
down there. We'll handle this. Oh, don't forget to pardon the turkey."
Shrub-"Yes daddy. But you know, I did like that jet ride and landin' on
that boat. Hey, now watch this drive."
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