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Date: 04 Sep 2006 11:49:21
From: The_Professor
Subject: Now I understand Tex...
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I just got this via email....
"Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
of female hormones in beer, men should take a
concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn
into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 8 pints
of beer each within a one hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the men:
1.) talked excessively without making sense;
2.) became overly emotional;
3.) couldn't drive;
4.) failed to think rationally;
5.) argued over nothing;
6.) had to sit down while urinating;
7.) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary."
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Date: 04 Sep 2006 14:42:34
From: Chris S
Subject: Re: Now I understand Tex...
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"The_Professor" <dbid@att.net > wrote in message
news:1157395761.744972.103620@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>I just got this via email....
>
> "Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the
> results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
> of female hormones in beer, men should take a
> concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
> is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
> phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn
> into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 8 pints
> of beer each within a one hour period. It was then
> observed that 100% of the men:
>
>
> 1.) talked excessively without making sense;
> 2.) became overly emotional;
> 3.) couldn't drive;
> 4.) failed to think rationally;
> 5.) argued over nothing;
> 6.) had to sit down while urinating;
> 7.) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>
> No further testing was considered necessary."
>
I don't care who you are, but that right there is funny!
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Date: 05 Sep 2006 15:41:37
From: MnMikew
Subject: Re: Now I understand Tex...
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"Chris S" <golfzlf@coxyahoo.com > wrote in message
news:f51Lg.3355$TA5.1619@fed1read09...
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> "The_Professor" <dbid@att.net> wrote in message
> news:1157395761.744972.103620@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>>I just got this via email....
>>
>> "Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the
>> results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
>> of female hormones in beer, men should take a
>> concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
>> is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
>> phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn
>> into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 8 pints
>> of beer each within a one hour period. It was then
>> observed that 100% of the men:
>>
>>
>> 1.) talked excessively without making sense;
>> 2.) became overly emotional;
>> 3.) couldn't drive;
>> 4.) failed to think rationally;
>> 5.) argued over nothing;
>> 6.) had to sit down while urinating;
>> 7.) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>>
>> No further testing was considered necessary."
>>
> I don't care who you are, but that right there is funny!
And really, really old.
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Date: 05 Sep 2006 16:08:38
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Now I understand Tex...
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Tex wrote:
> Tex
> p.s. haven't had a beer since RSG Cinci....once again proving the
> theory, I might have drank alot, however, I stopped, but you stayed
> ugly.
So now you're on to the hard stuff?
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Date: 05 Sep 2006 16:04:41
From: The_Professor
Subject: Re: Now I understand Tex...
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Tex wrote:
>
> Tex
> p.s. haven't had a beer since RSG Cinci....once again proving the
> theory, I might have drank alot, however, I stopped, but you stayed
> ugly.
I'm glad to hear that you have stopped, regardless of any of the
needling and BS on this board it's good news to hear.
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Date: 05 Sep 2006 13:56:45
From: Tex
Subject: Re: Now I understand Tex...
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The_Professor wrote:
> I just got this via email....
>
> "Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the
> results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
> of female hormones in beer, men should take a
> concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
> is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
> phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn
> into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 8 pints
> of beer each within a one hour period. It was then
> observed that 100% of the men:
>
>
> 1.) talked excessively without making sense;
> 2.) became overly emotional;
> 3.) couldn't drive;
> 4.) failed to think rationally;
> 5.) argued over nothing;
> 6.) had to sit down while urinating;
> 7.) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>
> No further testing was considered necessary."
Your obsession with me is quite worrisome. Seek professional help.
You need it.
Tex
p.s. haven't had a beer since RSG Cinci....once again proving the
theory, I might have drank alot, however, I stopped, but you stayed
ugly.
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