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Date: 14 Sep 2006 09:21:55
From:
Subject: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly


Eventually, the novelty will wear off and she'll stop getting these
invites, but until then, what are your predictions for her 84 Lumber
performance?

Mine: She won't break 75 in either of her two rounds.





 
Date: 14 Sep 2006 17:07:27
From: Darrell Jefress
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly



<pong_god@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1158250914.929323.288970@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Eventually, the novelty will wear off and she'll stop getting these
> invites, but until then, what are your predictions for her 84 Lumber
> performance?
>
> Mine: She won't break 75 in either of her two rounds.

This course is not a good match for her at 7500+ yards. And it appears her
game is not in good shape at the moment, based on her poor play (not just
her poor scores) last week in Switzerland. As much as I adore her, I would
take the over if they gave me 152.

On the other hand, she will almost undoubtedly continue getting her annual
invite to the Sony Open.

DJJ




 
Date: 14 Sep 2006 18:48:22
From: Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly



sfb wrote:
> PGA Tour says 7516 at http://www.pgatour.com/tournaments/r474
>

Here's my link for 6946

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/leaderboard?tournamentId=290

The TV announcers said 7500 or so - i suppose that's correct.



  
Date: 14 Sep 2006 22:21:35
From: sfb
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly


The only thing the Endlessly Self Promoting Network every gets right is the
size of their egos. Mystic Rock per their score card has four tees at 7533,
6814, 6352, and 5678.

"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" <xeton2001@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1158284902.637144.158330@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> sfb wrote:
>> PGA Tour says 7516 at http://www.pgatour.com/tournaments/r474
>>
>
> Here's my link for 6946
>
> http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/leaderboard?tournamentId=290
>
> The TV announcers said 7500 or so - i suppose that's correct.
>




 
Date: 14 Sep 2006 21:51:09
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly


On 14 Sep 2006 09:21:55 -0700, pong_god@yahoo.com wrote:

>Eventually, the novelty will wear off and she'll stop getting these
>invites, but until then, what are your predictions for her 84 Lumber
>performance?

We will know that the novelty has worn out when nobody posts about her
in PGA Tour events.


 
Date: 14 Sep 2006 13:07:21
From:
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly



pong_god@yahoo.com wrote:
> Eventually, the novelty will wear off and she'll stop getting these
> invites, but until then, what are your predictions for her 84 Lumber
> performance?
>
> Mine: She won't break 75 in either of her two rounds.

50/50 that she beats Steven Bowditch, despite his sterling record on
tour this year.

http://www.pgatour.com/players/results/401293/2006



  
Date: 15 Sep 2006 08:09:32
From: Dene
Subject: Re: The Crony/CumWad Cup



long&left wrote:

> >
> > Not a chance. It's Eric's call, when and if he decides to verify. The
> > only reason I have the authorization was in case not-so-brave Dave was
> > serious about his challenge. Since there is no serious $$ on the
> > table, the authorization sits on my desk instead of my fax machine.
> >
> > -Greg
> >
>
> you've got nothing. Eric's digging a hole for himself as we "speak". HE
> doesn't even know what degrees he has...we don't need any authorization
> to figure that out

So you think I'm bluffing. Either call my bet or walk away from the
table. If you develop some stones, tell me the escrow account where I
can send the 5k.

-Greg



   
Date: 15 Sep 2006 16:28:54
From: Chris Bellomy
Subject: Re: The Crony/CumWad Cup


Dene <gdstrue@aol.com > wrote:
:
: long&left wrote:
:
: > >
: > > Not a chance. It's Eric's call, when and if he decides to verify. The
: > > only reason I have the authorization was in case not-so-brave Dave was
: > > serious about his challenge. Since there is no serious $$ on the
: > > table, the authorization sits on my desk instead of my fax machine.
: > >
: > > -Greg
: > >
: >
: > you've got nothing. Eric's digging a hole for himself as we "speak". HE
: > doesn't even know what degrees he has...we don't need any authorization
: > to figure that out
:
: So you think I'm bluffing. Either call my bet or walk away from the
: table. If you develop some stones, tell me the escrow account where I
: can send the 5k.

I'd take your bet, but I now know the outcome, and I don't
want to steal your money. But you should bail on this NOW,
Greg.

--
Chris Bellomy
C-List Charter Member
http://clist.org/


   
Date: 15 Sep 2006 08:47:53
From: long&left
Subject: Re: The Crony/CumWad Cup


Dene wrote:
> long&left wrote:
>
>>> Not a chance. It's Eric's call, when and if he decides to verify. The
>>> only reason I have the authorization was in case not-so-brave Dave was
>>> serious about his challenge. Since there is no serious $$ on the
>>> table, the authorization sits on my desk instead of my fax machine.
>>>
>>> -Greg
>>>
>> you've got nothing. Eric's digging a hole for himself as we "speak". HE
>> doesn't even know what degrees he has...we don't need any authorization
>> to figure that out
>
> So you think I'm bluffing. Either call my bet or walk away from the
> table. If you develop some stones, tell me the escrow account where I
> can send the 5k.
>
> -Greg
>

why should I waste my time? Everyone here knows that Eric and you are
just dancing the jig to stir up the shit and create a bit of chaos. Must
be fun for you but I have better things to do. I say again: I don't give
a flying fuck if Eric has 3 degrees or 300 degrees. He's an asshole and
so are you...stick that in your escrow account


 
Date: 14 Sep 2006 19:42:15
From: tiggerspalewife
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly


In article <1158250914.929323.288970@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com >
pong_god@yahoo.com wrote:

Just wondering if she has a jock strap in her dresser drawer?




 
Date: 14 Sep 2006 11:29:29
From: Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly



Darrell Jefress wrote:
> <pong_god@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1158250914.929323.288970@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> > Eventually, the novelty will wear off and she'll stop getting these
> > invites, but until then, what are your predictions for her 84 Lumber
> > performance?
> >
> > Mine: She won't break 75 in either of her two rounds.
>
> This course is not a good match for her at 7500+ yards.

Where'd ya get that? ESPN.com says it's 6946 yds.



  
Date: 14 Sep 2006 16:51:03
From: sfb
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly


PGA Tour says 7516 at http://www.pgatour.com/tournaments/r474

"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" <xeton2001@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1158258569.083024.50090@d34g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
>
> Darrell Jefress wrote:
>> <pong_god@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1158250914.929323.288970@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> > Eventually, the novelty will wear off and she'll stop getting these
>> > invites, but until then, what are your predictions for her 84 Lumber
>> > performance?
>> >
>> > Mine: She won't break 75 in either of her two rounds.
>>
>> This course is not a good match for her at 7500+ yards.
>
> Where'd ya get that? ESPN.com says it's 6946 yds.
>




 
Date: 14 Sep 2006 11:19:02
From: Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly



pong_god@yahoo.com wrote:
> Eventually, the novelty will wear off and she'll stop getting these
> invites, but until then, what are your predictions for her 84 Lumber
> performance?
>
> Mine: She won't break 75 in either of her two rounds.

I'm a shelly groupie but i agree the novelty will wear off soon -
unless she starts contending. If she continues to miss cuts by a dozen
strokes then it's just too obvious that she doesn't belong.



 
Date: 15 Sep 2006 11:48:29
From: Dave Clary
Subject: Re: Michelle's next PGA Tour folly



Looks like she's locked up back to back DFLs!!