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Date: 20 Aug 2006 16:56:25
From: annika1980
Subject: Jack & Ken


Jack Nicklaus and Ken Pitts are at the hunting store looking at rifles.

(you finish the joke)





 
Date: 20 Aug 2006 20:03:51
From: The World Wide Wade
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


In article
<1156118185.374663.252540@74g2000cwt.googlegroups.com >,
"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote:

> Jack Nicklaus and Ken Pitts are at the hunting store looking at rifles.
>
> (you finish the joke)

Pitts: Should we just shoot ourselves before this potty-mouth
brat breaks your records?

Nicklaus: You first.


 
Date: 20 Aug 2006 19:00:44
From: pkehoe@telus.net
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Jack would like to be about 32 and have a chance to see what the kid is
really made of, since no one else in this generation has the stomach
for it...

PMK

Howard Brazee wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:23:03 -0400, Bert Robbins <screw@you.com>
> wrote:
>
> >> Jack will get more publicity as Tiger approaches Jack's records than
> >> he would if Tiger retired tomorrow. Jack can be gracious while
> >> having the cameras around him every time Tiger wins a major. He will
> >> eat that up.
> >
> >But, I'll bet Jack would like to see Tiger break a leg.
>
> Not if it means the cameras go away.



 
Date: 20 Aug 2006 18:30:15
From:
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



Bert Robbins wrote:
> Howard Brazee wrote:
> >> (you finish the joke)
> >
> > No thanks.
> >
> > Jack will get more publicity as Tiger approaches Jack's records than
> > he would if Tiger retired tomorrow. Jack can be gracious while
> > having the cameras around him every time Tiger wins a major. He will
> > eat that up.
>
> But, I'll bet Jack would like to see Tiger break a leg.

nah, that heals too fast, a ruptured disc and his swing would never be
the same



  
Date: 21 Aug 2006 07:13:41
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


bungalow_steve@yahoo.com wrote:
> Bert Robbins wrote:
>> Howard Brazee wrote:
>>>> (you finish the joke)
>>> No thanks.
>>>
>>> Jack will get more publicity as Tiger approaches Jack's records than
>>> he would if Tiger retired tomorrow. Jack can be gracious while
>>> having the cameras around him every time Tiger wins a major. He will
>>> eat that up.
>> But, I'll bet Jack would like to see Tiger break a leg.
>
> nah, that heals too fast, a ruptured disc and his swing would never be
> the same
>

I've had a ruptured disk and I have started playing better since the
surgery!



   
Date: 21 Aug 2006 13:06:24
From: JJK
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


"Bert Robbins" wrote:
> I've had a ruptured disk and I have started playing better since the
> surgery!


Yeah, but you still owe me for the last 3 Nassaus!





    
Date: 21 Aug 2006 12:54:47
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


JJK wrote:
> "Bert Robbins" wrote:
>> I've had a ruptured disk and I have started playing better since the
>> surgery!
>
>
> Yeah, but you still owe me for the last 3 Nassaus!
>

No fair taking advantage of a cripple!


     
Date: 22 Aug 2006 00:35:15
From: JJK
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


"Bert Robbins" wrote:
> >> I've had a ruptured disk and I have started playing better since the
> >> surgery!

> JJK wrote:
> > Yeah, but you still owe me for the last 3 Nassaus!

"Bert Robbins" wrote:
> No fair taking advantage of a cripple!


It's perfectly fair. You're crippled and I win.




 
Date: 20 Aug 2006 18:14:18
From: long&left
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


annika1980 wrote:
> Jack Nicklaus and Ken Pitts are at the hunting store looking at rifles.
>
> (you finish the joke)
>

1980, you're a classic...like none other ever known to RSG!!
:)


  
Date: 21 Aug 2006 01:37:58
From: uncle k
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



"long&left" <nospam@diespammers.com > wrote in message
>
> 1980, you're a classic...like none other ever known to RSG!!
> :)

True, but he's much sharper in the AM. Loved that photo of Phil and the
marshal.

;-{





   
Date: 21 Aug 2006 07:44:55
From: long&left
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


uncle k wrote:
> "long&left" <nospam@diespammers.com> wrote in message
>
>>1980, you're a classic...like none other ever known to RSG!!
>>:)
>
>
> True, but he's much sharper in the AM. Loved that photo of Phil and the
> marshal.
>
> ;-{
>

me too Ken :)


 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 00:51:13
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



>(you finish the joke)

No thanks.

Jack will get more publicity as Tiger approaches Jack's records than
he would if Tiger retired tomorrow. Jack can be gracious while
having the cameras around him every time Tiger wins a major. He will
eat that up.


  
Date: 20 Aug 2006 21:23:03
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Howard Brazee wrote:
>> (you finish the joke)
>
> No thanks.
>
> Jack will get more publicity as Tiger approaches Jack's records than
> he would if Tiger retired tomorrow. Jack can be gracious while
> having the cameras around him every time Tiger wins a major. He will
> eat that up.

But, I'll bet Jack would like to see Tiger break a leg.






   
Date: 21 Aug 2006 01:54:04
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:23:03 -0400, Bert Robbins <screw@you.com >
wrote:

>> Jack will get more publicity as Tiger approaches Jack's records than
>> he would if Tiger retired tomorrow. Jack can be gracious while
>> having the cameras around him every time Tiger wins a major. He will
>> eat that up.
>
>But, I'll bet Jack would like to see Tiger break a leg.

Not if it means the cameras go away.


 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 08:53:18
From: John van der Pflum
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


On 20 Aug 2006 16:56:25 -0700, "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com >
wrote:

>Jack Nicklaus and Ken Pitts are at the hunting store looking at rifles.
>
>(you finish the joke)

Nice troll............
--

jvdp
The only way to beat me is to make a hole in one
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com


 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 12:44:17
From: uncle k
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1156118185.374663.252540@74g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
> Jack Nicklaus and Ken Pitts are at the hunting store looking at rifles.
>
> (you finish the joke).......

Bad Annika. Shame on you! Go to your room.

...So anyway, Dick Cheney walks in with his lawyer buddy and says "Hi
Jack!"..... TSA jumps him, cuffs him, then the CIA jumps in and beats him
senseless, dragging him away to hand him over to the FBI, just as 5-iron
shows up with an amazing solution to the dilemma. In lieu of shooting the
lawyer, they opt for a game of rock-scissors-paper. W signs off on it, but,
due to his best of five, the one-tie/all-tie rule, no decision is ever
reached, and everyone lives happily ever after.... well, except for the
store owner, whose records were seized, then accidentally lost, by NASA.
Later, he backed into a mounted set of buckhorns. Last we heard, he finds
work as an undercover, not-so-baso-profundo, but this cannot be confirmed.

Anonymous









 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 05:18:16
From: dsc
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



The World Wide Wade wrote:
> In article
> <1156118185.374663.252540@74g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
> "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > Jack Nicklaus and Ken Pitts are at the hunting store looking at rifles.
> >
> > (you finish the joke)
>
> Pitts: Should we just shoot ourselves before this potty-mouth
> brat breaks your records?
>
> Nicklaus: You first.

He seems to have cooled the potty mouth a bit as of late and the
announcers even pointed out he just seems to accept the bad along with
the good and move on. Actually, that's a very bad thing for all the
rest of those guys out on tour. Granted he didn't havve too many
opportunities to go-way-off in his last 3 starts... :)

Also, another Tiger slam could be in the making...



 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 05:13:24
From: dsc
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Maybe Jack is hoping Tiger will take this upcomming off season to start
another 3 year swing rebuild... :)



  
Date: 21 Aug 2006 11:03:04
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


dsc wrote:
> Maybe Jack is hoping Tiger will take this upcomming off season to start
> another 3 year swing rebuild... :)
>

Three swing rebuilds in 10 years with 12 majors and 51 total wins, I
would expect that there might be a swing rebuild this off-season to keep
up with the 2 majors a year streak. Only 3 and 1/2 years to go to beat
Jack's record.


 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 04:23:41
From: Jack Thompson
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



bungalow_steve@yahoo.com wrote:
> Bert Robbins wrote:
> > Howard Brazee wrote:
> > >> (you finish the joke)
> > >
> > > No thanks.
> > >
> > > Jack will get more publicity as Tiger approaches Jack's records than
> > > he would if Tiger retired tomorrow. Jack can be gracious while
> > > having the cameras around him every time Tiger wins a major. He will
> > > eat that up.
> >
> > But, I'll bet Jack would like to see Tiger break a leg.
>

> nah, that heals too fast, a ruptured disc and his swing would never be
> the same


What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his
leg...right at the bottom.

He'll never play golf again...because his weight displacement goes
back...all his weight is on his right foot...and he'll push everything
off to the right.

He'll never come through on anything.

He'll quit the game.



 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 21:39:45
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Thank you D. I know I can count on you to be objective about this.

Ken

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
dsc wrote:
.
>
> He seems to have cooled the potty mouth a bit as of late and the
> announcers even pointed out he just seems to accept the bad along with
> the good and move on. Actually, that's a very bad thing for all the
> rest of those guys out on tour. Granted he didn't havve too many
> opportunities to go-way-off in his last 3 starts... :)
>
> Also, another Tiger slam could be in the making...



 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 21:39:44
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Thank you D. I know I can count on you to be objective about this.

Ken

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
dsc wrote:
.
>
> He seems to have cooled the potty mouth a bit as of late and the
> announcers even pointed out he just seems to accept the bad along with
> the good and move on. Actually, that's a very bad thing for all the
> rest of those guys out on tour. Granted he didn't havve too many
> opportunities to go-way-off in his last 3 starts... :)
>
> Also, another Tiger slam could be in the making...



 
Date: 21 Aug 2006 21:32:49
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Why would you post something like this? Tiger is playing well (and
smart) as I indicated after his masterful performance at Hoylake, He's
supposed to win? Isn't he?

I have no problem with him surpassing the record in majors. I have no
problem with him setting the record in tour wins. I have problem when
he starts in with profane outbursts and abuse of golf courses. It's not
really complcated at all.

Ken

+++++++++++++++++++++++++
annika1980 wrote:
> Jack Nicklaus and Ken Pitts are at the hunting store looking at rifles.
>
> (you finish the joke)



 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 21:56:08
From: Big_Fan
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



Chris Bellomy wrote:
> Bow Tie <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> : Why are you suddenly motivated to rag on me?
>
> Ken... Bret rags on *everybody*. Maybe you missed it.
>
> --
> Chris Bellomy
> C-List Charter Member
> http://clist.org/

I've watched him do it for over 10 years..... Why stop now?



 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 21:36:10
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


I have no idea. Call Jamie Gorelich.

Ken

++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Chris Bellomy wrote:
> Bow Tie <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > So, if Al Queda calls someone in the US, you don't want the NSA looking
> > into it?
>
> They can look into it, they just have 48 hours to get a warrant.
>
> How many warrants has the FISA court turned down in its 28
> years, Ken?
>
> --
> Chris Bellomy
> C-List Charter Member
> http://clist.org/



  
Date: 23 Aug 2006 05:30:21
From: Chris Bellomy
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


I believe that number would be zero. Or at least it was until
Bush took office.

Of course, this raises the question why Bush would want to
circumvent a rubberstamp. I'll leave that up to the imagination
of the reader.

cb


Bow Tie <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com > wrote:
> I have no idea. Call Jamie Gorelich.
>
> Ken
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Chris Bellomy wrote:
>> Bow Tie <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > So, if Al Queda calls someone in the US, you don't want the NSA looking
>> > into it?
>>
>> They can look into it, they just have 48 hours to get a warrant.
>>
>> How many warrants has the FISA court turned down in its 28
>> years, Ken?
>>
>> --
>> Chris Bellomy
>> C-List Charter Member
>> http://clist.org/
>


 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 21:13:35
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


So, if Al Queda calls someone in the US, you don't want the NSA looking
into it? Let's give the bad guys all the advantages and tie the hands
of all our defenses.

Are you a lawyer?

Ken

++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Lloyd Parsons wrote:
> Only if any other judges forgot how to read the constitution will it be
> overturned.
>
> Warrantless searches are illegal with the exceptions allowed by FISA.
>
> Lloyd
>
>
> "Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Read the article I cited.
> >
> > BTW, watch for that idiotic court decision to be overturned in short
> > order.
> >
> > Ken
> >
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > annika1...@aol.com wrote:
> > > On 22 Aug 2006 20:35:44 -0700, "Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > Cite the lies, Bret. Nobody has been able to do it for me yet.
> > >
> > > Which one of the thousands of lies that Bush has told shall I start
> > > with?
> > >
> > > How about the first one?
> > >
> > > "I, George Bush, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the
> > > Constitution of the United States..."
> > >
> > > Here's a site that'll keep you busy for a few days:
> > >
> > > http://www.bushwatch.com/bushlies.htm



  
Date: 23 Aug 2006 04:28:38
From: Chris Bellomy
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Bow Tie <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com > wrote:
> So, if Al Queda calls someone in the US, you don't want the NSA looking
> into it?

They can look into it, they just have 48 hours to get a warrant.

How many warrants has the FISA court turned down in its 28
years, Ken?

--
Chris Bellomy
C-List Charter Member
http://clist.org/


  
Date: 22 Aug 2006 23:27:12
From: Lloyd Parsons
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


That is specifically what the FISA law and the 'emergency' procedures in
it are for. Listen in and then get the warrant within the timeframes
allowed by law.

And no, I'm not a lawyer, but I can read. Learned it at an early age.

Lloyd


In article <1156306414.963573.244180@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com >,
"Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com > wrote:

> So, if Al Queda calls someone in the US, you don't want the NSA looking
> into it? Let's give the bad guys all the advantages and tie the hands
> of all our defenses.
>
> Are you a lawyer?
>
> Ken
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Lloyd Parsons wrote:
> > Only if any other judges forgot how to read the constitution will it be
> > overturned.
> >
> > Warrantless searches are illegal with the exceptions allowed by FISA.
> >
> > Lloyd
> >
> >
> > "Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Read the article I cited.
> > >
> > > BTW, watch for that idiotic court decision to be overturned in short
> > > order.
> > >
> > > Ken
> > >
> > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > annika1...@aol.com wrote:
> > > > On 22 Aug 2006 20:35:44 -0700, "Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com>
> > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Cite the lies, Bret. Nobody has been able to do it for me yet.
> > > >
> > > > Which one of the thousands of lies that Bush has told shall I start
> > > > with?
> > > >
> > > > How about the first one?
> > > >
> > > > "I, George Bush, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the
> > > > Constitution of the United States..."
> > > >
> > > > Here's a site that'll keep you busy for a few days:
> > > >
> > > > http://www.bushwatch.com/bushlies.htm


 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 21:02:52
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Read the article I cited.

BTW, watch for that idiotic court decision to be overturned in short
order.

Ken

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
annika1...@aol.com wrote:
> On 22 Aug 2006 20:35:44 -0700, "Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> > Cite the lies, Bret. Nobody has been able to do it for me yet.
>
> Which one of the thousands of lies that Bush has told shall I start
> with?
>
> How about the first one?
>
> "I, George Bush, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the
> Constitution of the United States..."
>
> Here's a site that'll keep you busy for a few days:
>
> http://www.bushwatch.com/bushlies.htm



  
Date: 22 Aug 2006 23:07:08
From: Lloyd Parsons
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Only if any other judges forgot how to read the constitution will it be
overturned.

Warrantless searches are illegal with the exceptions allowed by FISA.

Lloyd


"Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com > wrote:

> Read the article I cited.
>
> BTW, watch for that idiotic court decision to be overturned in short
> order.
>
> Ken
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> annika1...@aol.com wrote:
> > On 22 Aug 2006 20:35:44 -0700, "Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Cite the lies, Bret. Nobody has been able to do it for me yet.
> >
> > Which one of the thousands of lies that Bush has told shall I start
> > with?
> >
> > How about the first one?
> >
> > "I, George Bush, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the
> > Constitution of the United States..."
> >
> > Here's a site that'll keep you busy for a few days:
> >
> > http://www.bushwatch.com/bushlies.htm


 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 20:38:43
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


I give up - I have no idea what you are talking about.

Once again. I have not been ragging on Tiger for some time. Why are ou
suddenly motivated to rag on me? I have no axe to grind with you. But,
you are doing your best to change that.

Ken

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
annika1980 wrote:
> So did you go with the M40 or some cheapo Russian job?



  
Date: 23 Aug 2006 03:50:42
From: Chris Bellomy
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Bow Tie <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com > wrote:

: Why are you suddenly motivated to rag on me?

Ken... Bret rags on *everybody*. Maybe you missed it.

--
Chris Bellomy
C-List Charter Member
http://clist.org/


 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 20:35:44
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Cite the lies, Bret. Nobody has been able to do it for me yet.

http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110007540

Try to read this and be obhective about it.

Something else. What would **you** have done about 911? Nothing?
Negotiate with the Taliban? Chris Bellomy is the only person I know who
has ever adequately answered this question.

Before you take off on me about the president, realize that I have
plenty of problems with him. The mess that is our border with Mexico.
Spending like a Democrat. Forgetting that conservatives are his base.


Big diference between being on national TV and having a private
conversation intercepted - recorded so poorly that it is inaudible.
Tiger knows that there are open mics all around at every tournament he
plays.

I have seen him repeatedly damage golf courses during tournaments, two
instances at majors. I guess that kind of behavior is OK with you.

Have I been ragging on Tiger lately? No, so what's your problem,
brother?

Ken

++++++++++++++++++++++++
annika1980 wrote:
> Bow Tie wrote:
> > Whatever. He's played well the last two majors. He's mostly kept a lid
> > on his temper.
> >
> > As I have previously said. You claim to like me. I don't treat people I
> > like in such a way.
> >
> > Cite my latest post where I was bitching about something that Tiger
> > didn't actually do.
> >
> > Enjoy yourself.
> >
>
> It isn't Tiger's actions that are in debate, it is your perception of
> them.
> To you, if Tiger says the f-word or the s-word it's the worst thing
> that ever happened.
> Now if George Bush says it, it's OK. Personally, I don't worry too
> much about what either of them say, preferring instead to judge them by
> their actions.
> Tiger wins golf tournaments and gives a lot to charity. Bush lies and
> gets people killed for nothing in a war we can't win. One will be
> remembered as the best ever. The other, the worst.



  
Date: 22 Aug 2006 23:57:58
From:
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


On 22 Aug 2006 20:35:44 -0700, "Bow Tie" <ken_pittsjr@yahoo.com >
wrote:

> Cite the lies, Bret. Nobody has been able to do it for me yet.

Which one of the thousands of lies that Bush has told shall I start
with?

How about the first one?

"I, George Bush, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the
Constitution of the United States..."

Here's a site that'll keep you busy for a few days:

http://www.bushwatch.com/bushlies.htm







 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 20:22:16
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



Bow Tie wrote:
>
> As I have previously said. You claim to like me. I don't treat people I
> like in such a way.
>
So did you go with the M40 or some cheapo Russian job?



 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 20:17:10
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



Bow Tie wrote:
> Whatever. He's played well the last two majors. He's mostly kept a lid
> on his temper.
>
> As I have previously said. You claim to like me. I don't treat people I
> like in such a way.
>
> Cite my latest post where I was bitching about something that Tiger
> didn't actually do.
>
> Enjoy yourself.
>

It isn't Tiger's actions that are in debate, it is your perception of
them.
To you, if Tiger says the f-word or the s-word it's the worst thing
that ever happened.
Now if George Bush says it, it's OK. Personally, I don't worry too
much about what either of them say, preferring instead to judge them by
their actions.
Tiger wins golf tournaments and gives a lot to charity. Bush lies and
gets people killed for nothing in a war we can't win. One will be
remembered as the best ever. The other, the worst.



 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 17:40:46
From: Bow Tie
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken


Whatever. He's played well the last two majors. He's mostly kept a lid
on his temper.

As I have previously said. You claim to like me. I don't treat people I
like in such a way.

Cite my latest post where I was bitching about something that Tiger
didn't actually do.

Enjoy yourself.

Ken

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
annika1980 wrote:
> Bow Tie wrote:
> > Why would you post something like this?
>
> That's what I do. You bitch about Tiger, I troll your butt.
>
> >He's supposed to win? Isn't he?
>
> You keep asking that. I guess what you're saying is that since TIGER
> IS THE GREATEST GOLFER OF ALL-TIME he is supposed to win. I agree.
>
> Tiger loses his share (about 70%) of tournaments. But I can't think of
> another golfer in my lifetime that was almost guaranteed to win if he
> was on top of his game. Maybe Johnny Miller in the desert. Even the
> great Nicklaus was beaten at his best. When Tiger is at his best, he
> sets scoring records and demolishes the field.



 
Date: 22 Aug 2006 13:04:10
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



Bow Tie wrote:
> Why would you post something like this?

That's what I do. You bitch about Tiger, I troll your butt.

>He's supposed to win? Isn't he?

You keep asking that. I guess what you're saying is that since TIGER
IS THE GREATEST GOLFER OF ALL-TIME he is supposed to win. I agree.

Tiger loses his share (about 70%) of tournaments. But I can't think of
another golfer in my lifetime that was almost guaranteed to win if he
was on top of his game. Maybe Johnny Miller in the desert. Even the
great Nicklaus was beaten at his best. When Tiger is at his best, he
sets scoring records and demolishes the field.



 
Date: 23 Aug 2006 08:44:12
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



Big_Fan wrote:

> >
> > Ken... Bret rags on *everybody*. Maybe you missed it.
>
> I've watched him do it for over 10 years..... Why stop now?

Yeah, Puffy, you and I go back to the good old days when AOL had a nice
golf forum and chat room. You could talk to real tour pros in real
time. LPGA player Lori Garbacz was a host there and she and I got
along pretty good. I remember guys like Brad Faxon, Larry Rinker,
Michael Bradley, Jerry Kelly, & Curt Byrum would often come and go.
Probably a lot of other tour pros who didn't identify themselves.
That's also how I met Dana Upshaw, the great golf club builder and
Melanie Houser, the famous golf writer. Sometimes people in the know
would talk to me and give me great golf scoops like the "Conquest
Contests" some of the boys on Tour would have, or the tale about Greg
Norman and his pool girl. I also heard about Vijay's cheating incident
by someone who was involved in that. Back then, there weren't too many
choices if you wanted to talk golf.

One time Butch Harmon showed up and knowing his love for Ben Hogan I
asked him if Tiger was as good as Hogan. "Tiger has a LONG way to go to
be as good as Ben Hogan," Butch said. "But he'll get there." This was
before his first Masters victory. In fact, I saw Butch at Augusta in
1997, the week Tiger won. I introduced myself and asked him how Tiger
was hitting it. "As good as I've ever seen him," he said. I knew
right then they could go look for a 42" long green jacket. A few hours
later I met John Redman, who was coaching Paul Azinger. I asked him the
same question about Zinger and he said, "This might be Paul's week." I
said, "Don't think so."

Yeah, those were the good old days. Pissin people off and then later
making them like you. Back in my prime I could flip em on and off like
a light switch. Met a lot of friends online and even got to play golf
with some of them.
Which brings me back to Ken.

As Paul Harvey says, "And now you know the REST of the story."



 
Date: 23 Aug 2006 22:20:54
From: Big_Fan
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



annika1980 wrote:
> Big_Fan wrote:
>
> > >
> > > Ken... Bret rags on *everybody*. Maybe you missed it.
> >
> > I've watched him do it for over 10 years..... Why stop now?
>
> Yeah, Puffy, you and I go back to the good old days when AOL had a nice
> golf forum and chat room. You could talk to real tour pros in real
> time. LPGA player Lori Garbacz was a host there and she and I got
> along pretty good. I remember guys like Brad Faxon, Larry Rinker,
> Michael Bradley, Jerry Kelly, & Curt Byrum would often come and go.
> Probably a lot of other tour pros who didn't identify themselves.
> That's also how I met Dana Upshaw, the great golf club builder and
> Melanie Houser, the famous golf writer. Sometimes people in the know
> would talk to me and give me great golf scoops like the "Conquest
> Contests" some of the boys on Tour would have, or the tale about Greg
> Norman and his pool girl. I also heard about Vijay's cheating incident
> by someone who was involved in that. Back then, there weren't too many
> choices if you wanted to talk golf.
>
> One time Butch Harmon showed up and knowing his love for Ben Hogan I
> asked him if Tiger was as good as Hogan. "Tiger has a LONG way to go to
> be as good as Ben Hogan," Butch said. "But he'll get there." This was
> before his first Masters victory. In fact, I saw Butch at Augusta in
> 1997, the week Tiger won. I introduced myself and asked him how Tiger
> was hitting it. "As good as I've ever seen him," he said. I knew
> right then they could go look for a 42" long green jacket. A few hours
> later I met John Redman, who was coaching Paul Azinger. I asked him the
> same question about Zinger and he said, "This might be Paul's week." I
> said, "Don't think so."
>
> Yeah, those were the good old days. Pissin people off and then later
> making them like you. Back in my prime I could flip em on and off like
> a light switch. Met a lot of friends online and even got to play golf
> with some of them.
> Which brings me back to Ken.
>
> As Paul Harvey says, "And now you know the REST of the story."

That reminds me. Kevin (ktmdog) emailed me last week and wanted to know
if I still had Tiger second behind Jack. I told him that I had been
reading "The Grand Slam" and that I may have to reevaluate my opinion
and put Bobby Jones in second. :-)



 
Date: 24 Aug 2006 05:43:04
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Jack & Ken



Big_Fan wrote:
>
> That reminds me. Kevin (ktmdog) emailed me last week and wanted to know
> if I still had Tiger second behind Jack. I told him that I had been
> reading "The Grand Slam" and that I may have to reevaluate my opinion
> and put Bobby Jones in second. :-)

LOL! I hope you also told him that Rap isn't music.