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Date: 21 Nov 2006 06:20:32
From: Kemp Clark
Subject: Having to Choose
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I'm a married man. My good lady wife and I have been
together for almost 40 years.
Like many women of her generation, my wife has a vagina. I
am proud to say that I have performed my husbandly duty
by performing manly intercourse into that part of her on
many occasions during my marriage. I wouldn't want to be
accused of being what the younger generation might call
a "horn dog", but in my younger years, it was not uncommon
for us to engage in the marriage act as often a 6 or even
7 time a year!
(Not to brag, but when I was in peak form, I could often
sustain full functionality of my male organ for as long
as 40 seconds after the beginning of full penetration before
insemination.)
However, now that I am retired, I have taken up a new passion - golf.
I find that I must make a choice between this glorious game
or continuing to go unto my bride. As most of you who play the
game are aware, golf is demanding upon the mind and body. It requires
careful preparation, a high degree of coordination, split-second
timing and endless practice. Exactly the same qualities required for
performance of marital intercourse.
I'm afraid that I simply don't have the ability to maintain
mastery of TWO such activites requiring such a high degree of skill.
I have to make a choice between continuing one or the other, and
I'd really prefer to pursue golf at this point in my life, but my
wife seems to find faulty with this.
I really can't understand her point of view. After all, the primary
purpose of the marriage act is to bring children into the world. Indeed,
as a result of our physical passions in days past, we created and
raised 2.3 children, but they are long since grown. My wife is well
past the age of child bearing, so I really can't understand why she
would want to continue sexual activities at our age.
I was hoping that some of you might have faced this same issue, and
could offer some advice as to how I should deal with this situation.
Kemp Clark
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Date: 21 Nov 2006 08:23:03
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Having to Choose
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Kemp Clark wrote:
> I wouldn't want to be
> accused of being what the younger generation might call
> a "horn dog", but in my younger years, it was not uncommon
> for us to engage in the marriage act as often a 6 or even
> 7 time a year!
>
> (Not to brag, but when I was in peak form, I could often
> sustain full functionality of my male organ for as long
> as 40 seconds after the beginning of full penetration before
> insemination.)
>
Hey Eric, welcome back!
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Date: 21 Nov 2006 08:21:51
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Having to Choose
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George Hibbard wrote:
> No brainer. Ignore the wife's requests, play golf three or four days a
> week, give her a kiss every time you leave the house, and of course, get
> kicked out. Then you have no compunction about spending ALL SEVEN days a
> week on the golf course.
George, that may be the best golf advice you've ever given.
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Date: 21 Nov 2006 07:22:21
From: Draco
Subject: Re: Having to Choose
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Kemp Clark wrote:
> I'm a married man. My good lady wife and I have been
> together for almost 40 years.
>
> Like many women of her generation, my wife has a vagina. I
> am proud to say that I have performed my husbandly duty
> by performing manly intercourse into that part of her on
> many occasions during my marriage. I wouldn't want to be
> accused of being what the younger generation might call
> a "horn dog", but in my younger years, it was not uncommon
> for us to engage in the marriage act as often a 6 or even
> 7 time a year!
>
> (Not to brag, but when I was in peak form, I could often
> sustain full functionality of my male organ for as long
> as 40 seconds after the beginning of full penetration before
> insemination.)
>
> However, now that I am retired, I have taken up a new passion - golf.
> I find that I must make a choice between this glorious game
> or continuing to go unto my bride. As most of you who play the
> game are aware, golf is demanding upon the mind and body. It requires
> careful preparation, a high degree of coordination, split-second
> timing and endless practice. Exactly the same qualities required for
> performance of marital intercourse.
>
> I'm afraid that I simply don't have the ability to maintain
> mastery of TWO such activites requiring such a high degree of skill.
> I have to make a choice between continuing one or the other, and
> I'd really prefer to pursue golf at this point in my life, but my
> wife seems to find faulty with this.
>
> I really can't understand her point of view. After all, the primary
> purpose of the marriage act is to bring children into the world. Indeed,
> as a result of our physical passions in days past, we created and
> raised 2.3 children, but they are long since grown. My wife is well
> past the age of child bearing, so I really can't understand why she
> would want to continue sexual activities at our age.
>
> I was hoping that some of you might have faced this same issue, and
> could offer some advice as to how I should deal with this situation.
>
> Kemp Clark
Very easy, get your wife a set of her own
clubs and ask her to play a round with you.
If it works out, the two of you will be stroking
and as excited as you were in your younger
days.
Draco
Getting even isn't good enough.
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Date: 21 Nov 2006 08:24:08
From: George Hibbard
Subject: Re: Having to Choose
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"Kemp Clark" <kc@dmhosting.g.ysm.yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:sdh87tjuy3d8656wf7654@boneless.com...
> I'm a married man. My good lady wife and I have been
> together for almost 40 years.
>
> Like many women of her generation, my wife has a vagina. I
> am proud to say that I have performed my husbandly duty
> by performing manly intercourse into that part of her on
> many occasions during my marriage. I wouldn't want to be
> accused of being what the younger generation might call
> a "horn dog", but in my younger years, it was not uncommon
> for us to engage in the marriage act as often a 6 or even
> 7 time a year!
>
> (Not to brag, but when I was in peak form, I could often
> sustain full functionality of my male organ for as long
> as 40 seconds after the beginning of full penetration before
> insemination.)
>
> However, now that I am retired, I have taken up a new passion - golf.
> I find that I must make a choice between this glorious game
> or continuing to go unto my bride. As most of you who play the
> game are aware, golf is demanding upon the mind and body. It requires
> careful preparation, a high degree of coordination, split-second
> timing and endless practice. Exactly the same qualities required for
> performance of marital intercourse.
>
> I'm afraid that I simply don't have the ability to maintain
> mastery of TWO such activites requiring such a high degree of skill.
> I have to make a choice between continuing one or the other, and
> I'd really prefer to pursue golf at this point in my life, but my
> wife seems to find faulty with this.
>
> I really can't understand her point of view. After all, the primary
> purpose of the marriage act is to bring children into the world. Indeed,
> as a result of our physical passions in days past, we created and
> raised 2.3 children, but they are long since grown. My wife is well
> past the age of child bearing, so I really can't understand why she
> would want to continue sexual activities at our age.
>
> I was hoping that some of you might have faced this same issue, and
> could offer some advice as to how I should deal with this situation.
>
> Kemp Clark
>
No brainer. Ignore the wife's requests, play golf three or four days a
week, give her a kiss every time you leave the house, and of course, get
kicked out. Then you have no compunction about spending ALL SEVEN days a
week on the golf course.
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Date: 21 Nov 2006 18:11:28
From: zumafan
Subject: Re: Having to Choose
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Kemp Clark wrote:
> I'm a married man. My good lady wife and I have been
> together for almost 40 years.
>
> Like many women of her generation, my wife has a vagina. I
> am proud to say that I have performed my husbandly duty
> by performing manly intercourse into that part of her on
> many occasions during my marriage. I wouldn't want to be
> accused of being what the younger generation might call
> a "horn dog", but in my younger years, it was not uncommon
> for us to engage in the marriage act as often a 6 or even
> 7 time a year!
Slightly below the Catholic average.
>
> (Not to brag, but when I was in peak form, I could often
> sustain full functionality of my male organ for as long
> as 40 seconds after the beginning of full penetration before
> insemination.)
Now THAT'S impressive!!
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Date: 21 Nov 2006 20:14:10
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: Having to Choose
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Kemp Clark wrote:
> I was hoping that some of you might have faced this same issue, and
> could offer some advice as to how I should deal with this situation.
Golf rocks; and you can always find a new wife.
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A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson
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Date: 21 Nov 2006 07:07:38
From: the Moderator
Subject: Re: Having to Choose
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"Kemp Clark" <kc@dmhosting.g.ysm.yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:sdh87tjuy3d8656wf7654@boneless.com...
> I'm a married man. My good lady wife and I have been
> together for almost 40 years.
>
No doubt your golf handicap is as pitiful at your sexual handicap.
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Date: 25 Nov 2006 00:55:56
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Having to Choose
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Gee, a premature ejaculator who golfs.......how rare.
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