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Date: 21 Aug 2006 13:58:11
From: annika1980
Subject: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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BWAHAHAHAAA!!!
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Date: 22 Aug 2006 20:19:17
From: pete z
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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Frankenshank wrote:
> annika1980 wrote:
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> > Yeah, you know the guy. The guy that's plastered all over The Golf
> > Channel every time Phil wins something, but disappears like a groundhog
> > whenever Philly Mick plays like crap.
>
> Yeah, Manboobs should've called Pelzy, right before he hit that DRIVER!
> Ol' shortgame Pelz failed again!
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> Wait, maybe phil needs more coaches... I suggest the following
> 1) putting coach
> 2) inside 100yd coach
> 3) on the fringe coach
> 4) Sand coach
> 5) DON'T HIT THAT CLUB NOW, IDIOT!!! coach
> 6) manboob management coach
> 7) what not to say to the press coach
> 8) "coach selection" coach
> 9) golf psychiatrist/ early childhood past life regression coach
>
> I'm sure there's others, but that's all I could think up now... sorry!
>
> FrankenShank
Yep, poor Phil. Maybe if he could play a little better, he'd make
millions, have a beautful
wife, a couple of great kids, three or four million dollar plus houses,
a private jet.......
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Date: 22 Aug 2006 07:40:36
From: Frankenshank
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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annika1980 wrote:
> Yeah, you know the guy. The guy that's plastered all over The Golf
> Channel every time Phil wins something, but disappears like a groundhog
> whenever Philly Mick plays like crap.
Yeah, Manboobs should've called Pelzy, right before he hit that DRIVER!
Ol' shortgame Pelz failed again!
Wait, maybe phil needs more coaches... I suggest the following
1) putting coach
2) inside 100yd coach
3) on the fringe coach
4) Sand coach
5) DON'T HIT THAT CLUB NOW, IDIOT!!! coach
6) manboob management coach
7) what not to say to the press coach
8) "coach selection" coach
9) golf psychiatrist/ early childhood past life regression coach
I'm sure there's others, but that's all I could think up now... sorry!
FrankenShank
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Date: 23 Aug 2006 10:20:10
From: \R&B\
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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"Frankenshank" <groovemeister747@aol.com > wrote
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> Yeah, Manboobs should've called Pelzy, right before he hit that DRIVER!
> Ol' shortgame Pelz failed again!
Speaking of manboobs, which seems to be a popular topic here, I was at the
PGA Championship last week and there was an incident (Thursday, I believe)
where someone in the gallery shouted out to Phil, "You have manboobs!"
Lefty was unfazed. Probably because it wasn't the first time he'd heard it.
Randy
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Date: 22 Aug 2006 07:15:23
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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Frankenshank wrote:
> annika1980 wrote:
> > BWAHAHAHAAA!!!
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> Dave Pelz... That guy who looks like Santa Claus, a little tubby... is
> that the guy?
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Yeah, you know the guy. The guy that's plastered all over The Golf
Channel every time Phil wins something, but disappears like a groundhog
whenever Philly Mick plays like crap. Hey, I think there might be a
joke there somewhere.
"Dave Pelz came out of his hole today and saw his shadow. That means
we have 6 more weeks of _____________."
I'd suggest "Tiger kickin Phil's ass."
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Date: 22 Aug 2006 07:08:36
From: Frankenshank
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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annika1980 wrote:
> BWAHAHAHAAA!!!
Dave Pelz... That guy who looks like Santa Claus, a little tubby... is
that the guy?
FrankenShank
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Date: 23 Aug 2006 08:07:57
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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"R&B" wrote:
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> Speaking of manboobs, which seems to be a popular topic here, I was at the
> PGA Championship last week and there was an incident (Thursday, I believe)
> where someone in the gallery shouted out to Phil, "You have manboobs!"
>
> Lefty was unfazed. Probably because it wasn't the first time he'd heard it.
I hope you disguised your voice.
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Date: 23 Aug 2006 06:24:41
From: Frankenshank
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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Yep, poor Phil. Maybe if he could play a little better, he'd make
> millions, have a beautful
> wife, a couple of great kids, three or four million dollar plus houses,
> a private jet.......
> Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Poor Phil, ya gotta pity the bloke
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Date: 23 Aug 2006 16:28:33
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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"R&B" wrote:
> "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1156345677.249085.223900@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > "R&B" wrote:
> >>
> >> Speaking of manboobs, which seems to be a popular topic here, I was at
> >> the
> >> PGA Championship last week and there was an incident (Thursday, I
> >> believe)
> >> where someone in the gallery shouted out to Phil, "You have manboobs!"
> >>
> >> Lefty was unfazed. Probably because it wasn't the first time he'd heard
> >> it.
> >
> > I hope you disguised your voice.
> >
>
>
> Either that or Lefty doesn't know Pig Latin.
You should have yelled my line: "Phil has man jugs, Tiger has claret
jugs."
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Date: 24 Aug 2006 06:32:56
From: Frankenshank
Subject: Re: Has anybody seen Dave Pelz?
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annika1980 wrote:
> You should have yelled my line: "Phil has man jugs, Tiger has claret
> jugs."
NOW THAT'S FREAKIN' FUNNY!!!!
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