Date: 05 Sep 2006 02:54:16
From: Carbon
Subject: Golf or Sex?
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My wife said to me tonight, you'd rather golf than have sex. Naturally I objected out of reflex, but I've been kind of thinking about it ever since. I hit a perfect shot on the weekend, a laser beam 5i, a little draw into a quartering wind. Now that was something. I love golf. My wife is much younger than me, a nice fit 32. My friends say, how'd you end up with her? You can have sex any time, but a hot round is something special. I admit that I'm probably mentally ill. Or honest, I'm not sure which.
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