Date: 04 Nov 2006 16:38:17
From: B.S
Subject: Golf Sayings
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An Adolf - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - shouldn't have, but got away with it
A Condom - safe but didn't feel right
An elephant's arsehole - it's high; and it stinks
A sister-in-law - I'm up there, but I know that I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner
An IRA shot - a provisional
A Diego Maradonna / Dennis Wise - nasty five footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole
Does your husband play? - for when a man hits a short tee shot
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water
A Marylin Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka "A Blondie")
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Michael Jackson - fading away
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Tony Blair - too much spin
A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again
A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't
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