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Date: 26 Oct 2006 03:03:00
From: Manco
Subject: Ernie Els wants #1


good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
going to challenge Tiger.






 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 10:30:26
From: Larry Bud
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



annika1980 wrote:
> BigPurdueFan wrote:
> > Manco wrote:
> > > good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
> > > going to challenge Tiger.
> >
> > Me too. I want to be #1!
>
> And I wanna fuck the Olsen twins. Let's see who gets lucky first.

Obviously NOT the Olsen twins!



  
Date: 26 Oct 2006 15:04:28
From: MnMikew
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



"Larry Bud" <larrybud2002@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1161883826.380734.27180@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> annika1980 wrote:
>> BigPurdueFan wrote:
>> > Manco wrote:
>> > > good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that
>> > > he's
>> > > going to challenge Tiger.
>> >
>> > Me too. I want to be #1!
>>
>> And I wanna fuck the Olsen twins. Let's see who gets lucky first.
>
> Obviously NOT the Olsen twins!
>
LOL!!!!!!!!




 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 10:44:17
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1


What Ern meant was that he likes to pay prostitutes to pee in his mouth.



 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 07:25:45
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



Manco wrote:
> good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
> going to challenge Tiger.

This seems like a good time for me to reveal my 5-step plan for
overtaking Tiger Woods in the World Rankings.

Step #1: Kill Tiger Woods.

(I'm still workin on the others.)



 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 07:22:47
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



BigPurdueFan wrote:
> Manco wrote:
> > good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
> > going to challenge Tiger.
>
> Me too. I want to be #1!

And I wanna fuck the Olsen twins. Let's see who gets lucky first.



  
Date: 26 Oct 2006 16:58:54
From: Matt
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote in message
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>
> BigPurdueFan wrote:
>> Manco wrote:
>> > good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that
>> > he's
>> > going to challenge Tiger.
>>
>> Me too. I want to be #1!
>
> And I wanna fuck the Olsen twins. Let's see who gets lucky first.

ewwwwwwwwwwwww...... why!??!?!?!




   
Date: 26 Oct 2006 20:09:45
From: Peter Strauss
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1


On Thu, 26 2006 16:58:54 GMT, "Matt" <rebel_144@hotmail.com >
wrote:

>
> "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1161872567.594715.313110@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > BigPurdueFan wrote:
> >> Manco wrote:
> >> > good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that
> >> > he's
> >> > going to challenge Tiger.
> >>
> >> Me too. I want to be #1!
> >
> > And I wanna fuck the Olsen twins. Let's see who gets lucky first.
>
> ewwwwwwwwwwwww...... why!??!?!?!
>
Because then he can get some of that nifty gum.


 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 07:17:46
From: Thor
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



BigPurdueFan wrote:
> Manco wrote:
> > good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
> > going to challenge Tiger.
>
> Me too. I want to be #1!

I'll settle for anything in the top 10.

-- Thor



  
Date: 26 Oct 2006 10:40:50
From: John van der Pflum
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1


On 26 2006 07:17:46 -0700, "Thor" <thorpub@rsgohio.com > wrote:

>
>BigPurdueFan wrote:
>> Manco wrote:
>> > good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
>> > going to challenge Tiger.
>>
>> Me too. I want to be #1!
>
>I'll settle for anything in the top 10.
>
>-- Thor

I'll take 11 -- because we all know 11 is louder than 10.
--

jvdp
I ain't buying beer for no replay HIO.
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com/files/OH_2006_make_a_putt.avi
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com


 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 05:14:19
From: Larry Bud
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



elnino10@aol.com wrote:
> Manco wrote:
> > good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
> > going to challenge Tiger.
>
>
> No way, no how is that ever going to happen for Ernie

Why not? Do you know his practice routine for the last couple of
years? Maybe he's going to dedicate twice the time.



  
Date: 26 Oct 2006 08:48:13
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1


Larry Bud wrote:
> elnino10@aol.com wrote:
>> Manco wrote:
>>> good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
>>> going to challenge Tiger.
>>
>> No way, no how is that ever going to happen for Ernie
>
> Why not? Do you know his practice routine for the last couple of
> years? Maybe he's going to dedicate twice the time.
>

Els doesn't have the mental toughness, during play.

Els might be able to get physically fit but the mental aspect will be
much harder and I believe unachievable for him.


   
Date: 26 Oct 2006 07:07:15
From: long&left
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1


Bert Robbins wrote:
> Larry Bud wrote:
>> elnino10@aol.com wrote:
>>> Manco wrote:
>>>> good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that
>>>> he's
>>>> going to challenge Tiger.
>>>
>>> No way, no how is that ever going to happen for Ernie
>>
>> Why not? Do you know his practice routine for the last couple of
>> years? Maybe he's going to dedicate twice the time.
>>
>
> Els doesn't have the mental toughness, during play.
>
> Els might be able to get physically fit but the mental aspect will be
> much harder and I believe unachievable for him.

agreed, and I don't believe that his knee injury will ever allow him to
play at the level he did before...which wasn't good enough to be #1
Dave


    
Date: 26 Oct 2006 17:00:03
From: Matt
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1


> agreed, and I don't believe that his knee injury will ever allow him to
> play at the level he did before...which wasn't good enough to be #1
> Dave

well.......... he WAS #1 in the world, so obviously his play at some point
was.




     
Date: 26 Oct 2006 10:22:02
From: long&left
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1


Matt wrote:
>> agreed, and I don't believe that his knee injury will ever allow him to
>> play at the level he did before...which wasn't good enough to be #1
>> Dave
>
> well.......... he WAS #1 in the world, so obviously his play at some point
> was.
>
>

I wonder when that was. Couldn't have been for to long. According to
this site he has never been better than #2 on the PGA tour money list.
How do you become #1 in the world when you aren't leading in the cash grab?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Els

it makes a big point of his Order of Merit wins in '03 and '04 but has
just one short blurb about holding the #1 spot in the WGR
Dave


      
Date: 26 Oct 2006 17:34:59
From: Matt
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



"long&left" <nospam@diespammers.com > wrote in message
news:M860h.25$ka7.1@newsfe04.lga...
> Matt wrote:
>>> agreed, and I don't believe that his knee injury will ever allow him to
>>> play at the level he did before...which wasn't good enough to be #1
>>> Dave
>>
>> well.......... he WAS #1 in the world, so obviously his play at some
>> point was.
>
> I wonder when that was. Couldn't have been for to long. According to this
> site he has never been better than #2 on the PGA tour money list. How do
> you become #1 in the world when you aren't leading in the cash grab?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Els
>
> it makes a big point of his Order of Merit wins in '03 and '04 but has
> just one short blurb about holding the #1 spot in the WGR
> Dave

He was #1 for 9 weeks, not sure if they were consecutive or not. I know he
became #1 shortly after his US Open win in 1997. You don't have to lead
the US PGA tour money list to become #1, I think theres a few on this list
that have never done it.

Everyone who has been #1

Tiger Woods
Greg Norman
Nick Faldo
Seve Ballesteros
Ian Woosnam
Nick Price
Vijay Singh
Fred Couples
David Duval
Ernie Els
Bernhard Langer
Tom Lehman




 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 05:10:55
From: BigPurdueFan
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



Manco wrote:
> good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
> going to challenge Tiger.

Me too. I want to be #1!



 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 02:18:08
From: elnino10@aol.com
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



Manco wrote:
> good to see someone with cojones step up and at least announce that he's
> going to challenge Tiger.


No way, no how is that ever going to happen for Ernie



 
Date: 26 Oct 2006 10:47:02
From: Fairway
Subject: Re: Ernie Els wants #1



Miss Anne Thrope wrote:
> What Ern meant was that he likes to pay prostitutes to pee in his mouth.
But Annika the pervert would do it for free. F