Date: 14 Nov 2006 15:55:30
From: Booker Little
Subject: Baker Commission Report to The Shrub
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As reported by Richard Wolfe of Newsweek................
1) Baker informed Junior bush First of all - "EVERYBODY HATES YOU." This
amazed & humbled Junior bush. Baker was NOT alone with Junior bush when
confronted with the above issues. Baker - "The people HATE YOU." Junior bush
turned white, the blood leaving his face, turning White - visible drawing up
as in FETAL with his hands clasped in his lap.
2)Baker - " you KNOW your not a leader - Your a Cheerleader." Those in the
room gave a silent - YA you got that right - it's about time he was told the
TRUTH!!!
3) Baker asked for and received a list of his advisors- and MARKED THROUGH
those advisors to IGNORE - ALL ADVISORS WERE ELIMINATED AS ADVISORS TO
JUNIOR bush.
4)One concession was Rumsfeld - Baker wanted him fired immediately - that
waited till after election.
5) Ignore Cheney - Cheney got up at a meeting and flailing arms while
espousing what should be done (about Iraq) Junior bush told Cheney VERY
FIRMLY to "sit down and be quiet." After 30 minutes of sitting quietly
Cheney left. Nobody has EVER talked to Cheney in this way - ((and
lived???)) - HAH!!!
6) Baker informed Junior bush that you WILL negotiate with North Korea!
7) Baker informed Junior bush that you WILL negotiate with Iran. Baker
went to Iran - And leader of Iran did NOT want to see Junior bush last month
when in the USA - but WENT TO HOUSTON TO SEE JAMES BAKER III. Baker sees
Iran overseeing Iraq after USA pullout of Iraq!
Very entertaining - especially the spelling and ALL CAPS CRAZY. So, how much
of this actually turned up in Newsweek?
a.. Baker and Bush 41 fired Rumsfeld and hired Bob Gates.
a.. Bush 43 snapped "I don't care" when aides asked how they should deal
with the press jabbering about Bush 41 taking over for junior.
a.. Gates, also a member of Baker's Iraq Study Group, is going to quickly
accept the recommendations since they are basically his recommendations.
a.. Those long-rumored recommendations - as Tony Blair confirmed Monday -
include substantial deals with Iran and Syria.
a.. Everybody does hate Bush 43, as his approval ratings sank to 31% in
the days after the election.
a.. Evan Thomas reminds us that Baker "once described Bush 43's core
principles as 'God and exercise,'" which is pretty funny.
a.. Baker is the "obvious choice to pursue the diplomatic initiative that
the Iraq Study Group will surely call for." Which means he's already meeting
with Iranian and Syrian diplomats.
a.. Seriously, where the hell's Cheney?
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