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Date: 07 Apr 2007 20:08:55
From: annika1980
Subject: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?
Pick one:

A. The course is set up harder this year and the cold, dry, windy
weather makes things even more treacherous.

B. All the modern players suck. Thay have no will to win and all of
them fold up like cheap lawn chairs whenever Tiger is in the
tournament. Nicklaus, Watson, and Trevino would all be 10-under if
they were playing.

=========================================

These days, if I wanna see good competition I watch NASCAR.
If I wanna see blood and gore and car wrecks, I watch The Masters.





 
Date: 09 Apr 2007 09:48:24
From: MMan
Subject: Re: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?

Zuke wrote:
> These conditions would have been perfect for Wee Willie Anderson. He
> would have shattered the Masters scoring record and then drank everyone
> under the table.

Except Michelle Wie.

No mere male is better than her at ANYTHING!

(It says so right here in her publicity folder ...)



 
Date: 09 Apr 2007 11:58:58
From: Zuke
Subject: Re: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?
On Sun, 8 Apr 2007, MMan wrote:

>
> annika1980 wrote:
>> B. All the modern players suck. Thay have no will to win and all of
>> them fold up like cheap lawn chairs whenever Tiger is in the
>> tournament. Nicklaus, Watson, and Trevino would all be 10-under if
>> they were playing.
>
> Hogan would have brought this monster to its knees. And turned water
> into wine.
>
>

These conditions would have been perfect for Wee Willie Anderson. He
would have shattered the Masters scoring record and then drank everyone
under the table.




 
Date: 08 Apr 2007 04:24:21
From: MMan
Subject: Re: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?

annika1980 wrote:
> B. All the modern players suck. Thay have no will to win and all of
> them fold up like cheap lawn chairs whenever Tiger is in the
> tournament. Nicklaus, Watson, and Trevino would all be 10-under if
> they were playing.

Hogan would have brought this monster to its knees. And turned water
into wine.



 
Date: 07 Apr 2007 22:20:55
From: No cameras and shut up
Subject: Re: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?
On Apr 7, 9:08 pm, "annika1980" <annika1...@aol.com > wrote:
> Pick one:
>
> A. The course is set up harder this year and the cold, dry, windy
> weather makes things even more treacherous.
>
> B. All the modern players suck. Thay have no will to win and all of
> them fold up like cheap lawn chairs whenever Tiger is in the
> tournament. Nicklaus, Watson, and Trevino would all be 10-under if
> they were playing.
>
> =========================================
>
> These days, if I wanna see good competition I watch NASCAR.
> If I wanna see blood and gore and car wrecks, I watch The Masters.

Let's see Is the poster REALLY SERIOUS ....about all of those
players being 10 under ....if playing in the same conditions as this
week ?? If that is a Troll ...IT IS a bad one. If it is
serious ...then
the poster needs to see professional help ..and I dont mean in the
sport of Golf ..xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



  
Date: 08 Apr 2007 12:21:17
From: Bobby Knight
Subject: Re: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?
On 7 Apr 2007 22:20:55 -0700, "No cameras and shut up"
<chokenjoker@yahoo.com > wrote:

>On Apr 7, 9:08 pm, "annika1980" <annika1...@aol.com> wrote:
>> Pick one:
>>
>> A. The course is set up harder this year and the cold, dry, windy
>> weather makes things even more treacherous.
>>
>> B. All the modern players suck. Thay have no will to win and all of
>> them fold up like cheap lawn chairs whenever Tiger is in the
>> tournament. Nicklaus, Watson, and Trevino would all be 10-under if
>> they were playing.
>>
>> =========================================
>>
>> These days, if I wanna see good competition I watch NASCAR.
>> If I wanna see blood and gore and car wrecks, I watch The Masters.
>
> Let's see Is the poster REALLY SERIOUS ....about all of those
>players being 10 under ....if playing in the same conditions as this
>week ?? If that is a Troll ...IT IS a bad one. If it is
>serious ...then
>the poster needs to see professional help ..and I dont mean in the
>sport of Golf ..xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

New around here I see.
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\o


 
Date: 07 Apr 2007 20:49:10
From: glfnaz
Subject: Re: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?

"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1176001735.666778.183640@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> Pick one:
>
> A. The course is set up harder this year and the cold, dry, windy
> weather makes things even more treacherous.
>
> B. All the modern players suck. Thay have no will to win and all of
> them fold up like cheap lawn chairs whenever Tiger is in the
> tournament. Nicklaus, Watson, and Trevino would all be 10-under if
> they were playing.
>
> =========================================
>
> These days, if I wanna see good competition I watch NASCAR.
> If I wanna see blood and gore and car wrecks, I watch The Masters.
>

C) The greencoats wanted a U S Open.




  
Date: 08 Apr 2007 12:03:57
From: John Reddy
Subject: Re: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?
In article <4618664c$0$514$815e3792@news.qwest.net >,
"glfnaz" <glfnaz@qwesttrash.com > wrote:

> C) The greencoats wanted a U S Open.

D) (If you were to ask "Speeders and Drunk Drivers...") God is
punishing the whole damn bunch of them for playing golf on Good Friday
and Easter.


   
Date: 08 Apr 2007 09:02:19
From: John van der Pflum
Subject: Re: Why are the scores so high at Augusta?
On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:03:57 GMT, John Reddy
<johnreddy@contbuilding.com > wrote:

>In article <4618664c$0$514$815e3792@news.qwest.net>,
> "glfnaz" <glfnaz@qwesttrash.com> wrote:
>
>> C) The greencoats wanted a U S Open.
>
>D) (If you were to ask "Speeders and Drunk Drivers...") God is
>punishing the whole damn bunch of them for playing golf on Good Friday
>and Easter.

LOL!!!!!!!! Brilliant.
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jvdp
RSG Cincinnati July 13-15, 2007
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com