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Date: 08 Apr 2007 20:54:04
From: Terence Nesbit
Subject: Wanting to play golf
Wanting to play golf in Valparaiso Indiana, over three miles to closest
courses, and unsure about pet owners passed going to and from those courses
(Have had problems walking to the post office).






 
Date: 16 Apr 2007 08:27:20
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf
Finally......a lucid golfer.



 
Date: 14 Apr 2007 00:51:38
From: johnty
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf
On 14 Apr, 08:27, "Terence Nesbit" <TerryK...@worldnet.att.net > wrote:

>
> Well, you have proven my point yet again.


You haven't made a point. Yet.



>The only people to respond to
> anything in this country, are those with nothing to add, except derision.
> Or perhaps this is because no one can steal my notes to help them study for
> things like law exams, whatever.

Who on earth could understand notes from you?








  
Date: 15 Apr 2007 21:19:23
From: Terence Nesbit
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf

"johnty" <johnty1@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:1176537098.543395.134920@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> On 14 Apr, 08:27, "Terence Nesbit" <TerryK...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> >
> > Well, you have proven my point yet again.
>
>
> You haven't made a point. Yet.
>
>
>
> >The only people to respond to
> > anything in this country, are those with nothing to add, except
derision.
> > Or perhaps this is because no one can steal my notes to help them study
for
> > things like law exams, whatever.
>
> Who on earth could understand notes from you?
>
>
>
>
>
>
Of course you couldn't understand notes from me, you aren't smart enough to
understand them.

That is why someone would rather not completely grade my exam, and then
would attempt to say that I added answers after it was graded.
That is why someone would give me the wrong exam on the date of the exam,
which strongly suggested a different answer.
That is why someone would expect me to play basketball where a player thinks
I want to feel their manhood fill with blood as I try to position myself for
a pass.
That is why someone would expect me to play basketball where the players are
beaten on the dribble, then they want to grab a butt cheek.
That is why someone would allow their dogs to become highly agitated as I
stand at a corner waiting for a light to change, and then would play with
their SUV windows in the hopes that one of the dogs would jump out of the
vehicle.
That is why someone would go to all the trouble of discussing an email
message as if it were a dissertation, ignoring multiple newsgroup messages
where people have spelled words improperly.

Is something wrong with the subject line?

Was something wrong with the first sentence in the message?

No, you just want to be petty, and want to interfere - which is the
predominant reason that I don't have a girlfriend I guess. You don't want me
to speak to others, because I might have to explain to them why I graduated
from Law School the way I did. If that topic were even broached, but you
can't leave that to chance can you.

Are you an employer? I'm sure you would read these little messages as if
they are the epitome of how well I write. The only times I was called for
an interview were the times I did not have the use of my private automobile.
Don't know why I had two major breakdowns in two years, but I guess I have
to accept that too.

So now, others, that I might have gotten a chance to even speak to, know
that some ignoramus angered me, and I had to angrily respond to their
goading. Why mention some name I do not know and expect anything else. You
are posting messages to the world, and now they know you and how you act
with people. Enjoy.




   
Date: 15 Apr 2007 13:35:34
From: Aress Gee
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf
"Terence Nesbit" <TerryKidd@worldnet.att.net > writes:

> "johnty" <johnty1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1176537098.543395.134920@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> > On 14 Apr, 08:27, "Terence Nesbit" <TerryK...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Well, you have proven my point yet again.
> >
> >
> > You haven't made a point. Yet.
> >
> >
> >
> > >The only people to respond to
> > > anything in this country, are those with nothing to add, except
> derision.
> > > Or perhaps this is because no one can steal my notes to help them study
> for
> > > things like law exams, whatever.
> >
> > Who on earth could understand notes from you?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> Of course you couldn't understand notes from me, you aren't smart enough to
> understand them.
>
> That is why someone would rather not completely grade my exam, and then
> would attempt to say that I added answers after it was graded.
> That is why someone would give me the wrong exam on the date of the exam,
> which strongly suggested a different answer.
> That is why someone would expect me to play basketball where a player thinks
> I want to feel their manhood fill with blood as I try to position myself for
> a pass.
> That is why someone would expect me to play basketball where the players are
> beaten on the dribble, then they want to grab a butt cheek.
> That is why someone would allow their dogs to become highly agitated as I
> stand at a corner waiting for a light to change, and then would play with
> their SUV windows in the hopes that one of the dogs would jump out of the
> vehicle.
> That is why someone would go to all the trouble of discussing an email
> message as if it were a dissertation, ignoring multiple newsgroup messages
> where people have spelled words improperly.
>
> Is something wrong with the subject line?
>
> Was something wrong with the first sentence in the message?
>
> No, you just want to be petty, and want to interfere - which is the
> predominant reason that I don't have a girlfriend I guess. You don't want me
> to speak to others, because I might have to explain to them why I graduated
> from Law School the way I did. If that topic were even broached, but you
> can't leave that to chance can you.
>
> Are you an employer? I'm sure you would read these little messages as if
> they are the epitome of how well I write. The only times I was called for
> an interview were the times I did not have the use of my private automobile.
> Don't know why I had two major breakdowns in two years, but I guess I have
> to accept that too.
>
> So now, others, that I might have gotten a chance to even speak to, know
> that some ignoramus angered me, and I had to angrily respond to their
> goading. Why mention some name I do not know and expect anything else. You
> are posting messages to the world, and now they know you and how you act
> with people. Enjoy.

To recap, we know:

a) You are not Howard Brazee.
b) You seem to want to play golf in Valparaiso Indiana.
c) While playing basketball you are not focusing on the fundamentals.
d) You seem to have an irrational fear of dogs (or post offices).
e) You graduated from Law School overcoming various conspiracies.
f) You are not an american [sic].
g) You are unemployed.
h) Your car is prone to untimely breakdowns.
i) You do not have a girlfriend (this may be related
more closeley with (c) than with (e)).

Welcome to RSG[1], I think you'll fit in just fine.

[1] RSG = Rec.Sport.Golf, by the way.

--
+++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mr. People who use golf as some sort of status
Aress symbol are destined to go unfulfilled.
Gee -- Golf's Most Beloved Figure
+++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


 
Date: 11 Apr 2007 17:59:22
From: Birdie Bill
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf
On Apr 11, 4:42 pm, "Terence Nesbit" <TerryK...@worldnet.att.net >
wrote:
> "Aress Gee" <invalid@not_real_address.com> wrote in message
>
> news:baz4pnqsvus.fsf@alpha.luckytrout.com...
>
> > "Terence Nesbit" <TerryK...@worldnet.att.net> writes:
>
> > > Wanting to play golf in Valparaiso Indiana, over three miles to closest
> > > courses, and unsure about pet owners passed going to and from those
> courses
> > > (Have had problems walking to the post office).
>
> > Is it time for the annual 'Brazee Writing Contest'?
>
> > --
> > +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > Mr. People who use golf as some sort of status
> > Aress symbol are destined to go unfulfilled.
> > Gee -- Golf's Most Beloved Figure
> > +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
> What does this mean? Something silly in response to a query/. So this
> means I can't make friends, find a girlfriend, or sell anything? Is this an
> admission?

You have our permission to play golf. Congratulations, you are
admitted!
As far as the girlfriend is concerned, you are on your own.




  
Date: 19 Apr 2007 03:05:47
From: Terence Nesbit
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf
That is why someone would rather not completely grade my exam, and then
would attempt to say that I added answers after it was graded.
That is why someone would give me the wrong exam on the date of the exam,
which strongly suggested a different answer.
That is why someone would expect me to play basketball where a player thinks
I want to feel their manhood fill with blood as I try to position myself for
a pass.
That is why someone would expect me to play basketball where the players are
beaten on the dribble, then they want to grab a butt cheek.
That is why someone would allow their dogs to become highly agitated as I
stand at a corner waiting for a light to change, and then would play with
their SUV windows in the hopes that one of the dogs would jump out of the
vehicle.
That is why someone would go to all the trouble of discussing an email
message as if it were a dissertation, ignoring multiple newsgroup messages
where people have spelled words improperly.

Is something wrong with the subject line?

Was something wrong with the first sentence in the message?

No, you just want to be petty, and want to interfere - which is the
predominant reason that I don't have a girlfriend I guess. You don't want me
to speak to others, because I might have to explain to them why I graduated
from Law School the way I did. If that topic were even broached, but you
can't leave that to chance can you.

Are you an employer? I'm sure you would read these little messages as if
they are the epitome of how well I write. The only times I was called for
an interview were the times I did not have the use of my private automobile.
Don't know why I had two major breakdowns in two years, but I guess I have
to accept that too.

So now, others, that I might have gotten a chance to even speak to, know
that some ignoramus angered me, and I had to angrily respond to their
goading. Why mention some name I do not know and expect anything else. You
are posting messages to the world, and now they know you and how you act
with people. Enjoy.



"Birdie Bill" <bighorn_bill@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:1176339562.340551.92120@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> On Apr 11, 4:42 pm, "Terence Nesbit" <TerryK...@worldnet.att.net>
> wrote:
> > "Aress Gee" <invalid@not_real_address.com> wrote in message
> >
> > news:baz4pnqsvus.fsf@alpha.luckytrout.com...
> >
> > > "Terence Nesbit" <TerryK...@worldnet.att.net> writes:
> >
> > > > Wanting to play golf in Valparaiso Indiana, over three miles to
closest
> > > > courses, and unsure about pet owners passed going to and from those
> > courses
> > > > (Have had problems walking to the post office).
> >
> > > Is it time for the annual 'Brazee Writing Contest'?
> >
> > > --
> > > +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > Mr. People who use golf as some sort of status
> > > Aress symbol are destined to go unfulfilled.
> > > Gee -- Golf's Most Beloved Figure
> > > +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > What does this mean? Something silly in response to a query/. So this
> > means I can't make friends, find a girlfriend, or sell anything? Is
this an
> > admission?
>
> You have our permission to play golf. Congratulations, you are
> admitted!
> As far as the girlfriend is concerned, you are on your own.
>
>




 
Date: 08 Apr 2007 11:56:43
From: Aress Gee
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf
"Terence Nesbit" <TerryKidd@worldnet.att.net > writes:

> Wanting to play golf in Valparaiso Indiana, over three miles to closest
> courses, and unsure about pet owners passed going to and from those courses
> (Have had problems walking to the post office).

Is it time for the annual 'Brazee Writing Contest'?

--
+++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mr. People who use golf as some sort of status
Aress symbol are destined to go unfulfilled.
Gee -- Golf's Most Beloved Figure
+++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


  
Date: 11 Apr 2007 21:42:50
From: Terence Nesbit
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf

"Aress Gee" <invalid@not_real_address.com > wrote in message
news:baz4pnqsvus.fsf@alpha.luckytrout.com...
> "Terence Nesbit" <TerryKidd@worldnet.att.net> writes:
>
> > Wanting to play golf in Valparaiso Indiana, over three miles to closest
> > courses, and unsure about pet owners passed going to and from those
courses
> > (Have had problems walking to the post office).
>
> Is it time for the annual 'Brazee Writing Contest'?
>
> --
> +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Mr. People who use golf as some sort of status
> Aress symbol are destined to go unfulfilled.
> Gee -- Golf's Most Beloved Figure
> +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

What does this mean? Something silly in response to a query/. So this
means I can't make friends, find a girlfriend, or sell anything? Is this an
admission?




   
Date: 11 Apr 2007 15:34:47
From: Aress Gee
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf
"Terence Nesbit" <TerryKidd@worldnet.att.net > writes:

> "Aress Gee" <invalid@not_real_address.com> wrote in message
> news:baz4pnqsvus.fsf@alpha.luckytrout.com...
> > "Terence Nesbit" <TerryKidd@worldnet.att.net> writes:
> >
> > > Wanting to play golf in Valparaiso Indiana, over three miles to closest
> > > courses, and unsure about pet owners passed going to and from those
> courses
> > > (Have had problems walking to the post office).
> >
> > Is it time for the annual 'Brazee Writing Contest'?
>
> What does this mean? Something silly in response to a query/. So this
> means I can't make friends, find a girlfriend, or sell anything? Is this an
> admission?

Not silly at all. Your message, which did not include
a query, was as poorly written as the standard Howard
Brazee post.

I don't know if you are unable to make friends, find
girlfriends, or sell things. Nor do I know whether you
have an admission to make.

I do know that you struggle to communicate in English
and that you appear to be unsure of pet owners.

Did you know that Howard used to have a girlfriend
that worked for the phone company?

--
+++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mr. People who use golf as some sort of status
Aress symbol are destined to go unfulfilled.
Gee -- Golf's Most Beloved Figure
+++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


    
Date: 14 Apr 2007 07:27:07
From: Terence Nesbit
Subject: Re: Wanting to play golf

"Aress Gee" <invalid@not_real_address.com > wrote in message
news:bazwt0iiu20.fsf@alpha.luckytrout.com...
> "Terence Nesbit" <TerryKidd@worldnet.att.net> writes:
>
> > "Aress Gee" <invalid@not_real_address.com> wrote in message
> > news:baz4pnqsvus.fsf@alpha.luckytrout.com...
> > > "Terence Nesbit" <TerryKidd@worldnet.att.net> writes:
> > >
> > > > Wanting to play golf in Valparaiso Indiana, over three miles to
closest
> > > > courses, and unsure about pet owners passed going to and from those
> > courses
> > > > (Have had problems walking to the post office).
> > >
> > > Is it time for the annual 'Brazee Writing Contest'?
> >
> > What does this mean? Something silly in response to a query/. So this
> > means I can't make friends, find a girlfriend, or sell anything? Is
this an
> > admission?
>
> Not silly at all. Your message, which did not include
> a query, was as poorly written as the standard Howard
> Brazee post.
>
> I don't know if you are unable to make friends, find
> girlfriends, or sell things. Nor do I know whether you
> have an admission to make.
>
> I do know that you struggle to communicate in English
> and that you appear to be unsure of pet owners.
>
> Did you know that Howard used to have a girlfriend
> that worked for the phone company?
>
> --
> +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Mr. People who use golf as some sort of status
> Aress symbol are destined to go unfulfilled.
> Gee -- Golf's Most Beloved Figure
> +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Well, you have proven my point yet again. The only people to respond to
anything in this country, are those with nothing to add, except derision.
Or perhaps this is because no one can steal my notes to help them study for
things like law exams, whatever.

Another argument based on a query that apparently had no formulary problems
because it was not mentioned the first time. Must be american.