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Date: 07 Oct 2006 10:58:57
From: Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
Subject: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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That was real patriotic of tiger, wasn't it.?
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Date: 09 Oct 2006 05:18:59
From: Noons
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Booker Little wrote:
>
>
> Australians raise sheep, are sexist, racist, alcoholic, chauvinistic and
> without any socially redeeming graces..
>
> New Zealanders also raise sheep.
I'm afraid sheep raising has been outsourced to India.
That leaves only the Kiwi sheep jokes...
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Date: 09 Oct 2006 16:38:34
From: bill-o
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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On 9-Oct-2006, "Noons" <wizofoz2k@yahoo.com.au > wrote:
> I'm afraid sheep raising has been outsourced to India.
> That leaves only the Kiwi sheep jokes...
Yeah and the rancher is out tending his flock w/ a cell phone answer
"customer concerns" from the US!
--
bill-o
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between
two golfers neither of whom can putt very well.
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Date: 10 Oct 2006 16:50:28
From: John Reddy
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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In article <452a7afe$0$18915$882e0bbb@news.ThunderNews.com >,
"bill-o" <assimilate@borg.org > wrote:
> Yeah and the rancher is out tending his flock w/ a cell phone answer
> "customer concerns" from the US!
An Indian looking to be hired as a CSR was given an oral English exam.
He was told to use the words green, pink and yellow in one sentence.
"Very easy," he says, "The telephone on my desk goes green, green. I
pink it up and I say 'Yellow'".
He was hired.
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Date: 09 Oct 2006 04:38:04
From: Larry Bud
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Colin Wilson wrote:
> Bert Robbins wrote:
>
> > New Zealand and Australia are different in just about every category
> > except general location on the Earth.
>
> You can make sheep jokes about both of them.
Uh, yeah, "jokes"... ;-)
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 17:00:10
From: Larry Bud
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Noons wrote:
> > Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> > > That was real patriotic of tiger, wasn't it.?
> >
> > isn't Steve a Kiwi?
>
> New Zealand and Australia are the same thing, you geographical
> ignoramus.
Just about as much as Ireland and England are the same thing idiot.
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 08:43:34
From: Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Noons wrote:
> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> > That was real patriotic of tiger, wasn't it.?
>
> isn't Steve a Kiwi?
New Zealand and Australia are the same thing, you geographical
ignoramus. To hear you tell it. steve is from Ethiopia!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Anyway he's not american and that's the point. THINK
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 23:23:57
From: Colin Wilson
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Anyway he's not american and that's the point.
The point? I thought it *was* very patriotically American to have an
Australian as your sidekick.
--
Cheers
Colin Wilson
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 17:06:59
From: long&left
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Colin Wilson wrote:
> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
>
>> Anyway he's not american and that's the point.
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> The point? I thought it *was* very patriotically American to have an
> Australian as your sidekick.
>
only if it's Crocodile Dundee!
:)
that's a knife? no, THIS is a knife
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 23:07:18
From: Roger Thaat
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Noons wrote:
>
>>Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
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>>>That was real patriotic of tiger, wasn't it.?
>>
>>isn't Steve a Kiwi?
>
>
> New Zealand and Australia are the same thing, you geographical
> ignoramus. To hear you tell it. steve is from Ethiopia!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
> Anyway he's not american and that's the point. THINK
>
Canada and the US are the same thing...
France and Germany are the same thing...
Greenland and Iceland...
Sweden and Denk...
shall I go on, Laura?
--
Roger Thaat
You may remember me. I used to be called Howard U. Dewing, but only one
guy ever answered the question.
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 11:48:20
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Noons wrote:
>> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
>>> That was real patriotic of tiger, wasn't it.?
>> isn't Steve a Kiwi?
>
> New Zealand and Australia are the same thing, you geographical
> ignoramus. To hear you tell it. steve is from Ethiopia!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
> Anyway he's not american and that's the point. THINK
>
Really? I believe that you need to go back and read more about your
Southwest Pacific geography, culture and history.
New Zealand and Australia are different in just about every category
except general location on the Earth.
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 22:51:58
From: Colin Wilson
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Bert Robbins wrote:
> New Zealand and Australia are different in just about every category
> except general location on the Earth.
You can make sheep jokes about both of them.
--
Cheers
Colin Wilson
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 20:31:18
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Colin Wilson wrote:
> Bert Robbins wrote:
>
>> New Zealand and Australia are different in just about every category
>> except general location on the Earth.
>
> You can make sheep jokes about both of them.
>
I forgot about that!
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 16:08:45
From: Booker Little
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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"Colin Wilson" <nowhere@nospam.com > wrote in message
news:iifWg.43743$rP1.13683@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Bert Robbins wrote:
>
>> New Zealand and Australia are different in just about every category
>> except general location on the Earth.
>
> You can make sheep jokes about both of them.
>
> --
> Cheers
> Colin Wilson
Australians raise sheep, are sexist, racist, alcoholic, chauvinistic and
without any socially redeeming graces..
New Zealanders also raise sheep.
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 23:38:38
From: Colin Wilson
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Booker Little wrote:
> Australians raise sheep, are sexist, racist, alcoholic, chauvinistic and
> without any socially redeeming graces..
Rubbish. These days we hardly raise any sheep.
--
Cheers
Colin Wilson
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Barnbougle Dunes: http://publishing.kyneton.net.au/barnbougle
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 17:05:13
From: Booker Little
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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"Colin Wilson" <nowhere@nospam.com > wrote in message
news:2_fWg.43780$rP1.42982@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Booker Little wrote:
>
>> Australians raise sheep, are sexist, racist, alcoholic, chauvinistic and
>> without any socially redeeming graces..
>
> Rubbish. These days we hardly raise any sheep.
>
> --
> Cheers
> Colin Wilson
LOL!
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 04:58:13
From: zumafan
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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k A wrote:
> "3putt" <golf24/7@golfing.com> wrote in message
> news:tDUVg.2022$gL.1385@southeast.rr.com...
> > Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
>
> Tiger's wife is Sweedish. She was Jaspar Parnevik's nanny.
Jaspar's weird, but isn't too old to need a nanny?
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 03:28:27
From: Noons
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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annika1980 wrote:
> Howard Brazee wrote:
> > On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:04:25 GMT, "3putt" <golf24/7@golfing.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >>> Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
> > >>
> > >> But he'll never actually cr@(K tigers Swiss wife... :)
> > >>
> > >Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
> >
> > He was adding to a thread which had some national identity confusion -
> > I'm assuming the humor was on purpose.
>
> It sure wasn't Occidental.
<groan >
don't give up your day job...
:-)
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 21:50:22
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Howard Brazee wrote:
> On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:04:25 GMT, "3putt" <golf24/7@golfing.com>
> wrote:
>
> >>> Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
> >>
> >> But he'll never actually cr@(K tigers Swiss wife... :)
> >>
> >Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
>
> He was adding to a thread which had some national identity confusion -
> I'm assuming the humor was on purpose.
It sure wasn't Occidental.
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 20:55:10
From: rich
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1160283022.324332.28180@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
> Howard Brazee wrote:
>> On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:04:25 GMT, "3putt" <golf24/7@golfing.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >>> Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
>> >>
>> >> But he'll never actually cr@(K tigers Swiss wife... :)
>> >>
>> >Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
>>
>> He was adding to a thread which had some national identity confusion -
>> I'm assuming the humor was on purpose.
>
> It sure wasn't Occidental.
Stop already. I'm getting disOriented.
Rich
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 20:26:15
From: Noons
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Roger Thaat wrote:
> > Whoosh!
>
> No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
> the ground, sonny. The fast one's go right over your head."
>
LOL!
Gotta frame this one...
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 15:29:13
From: Roger Thaat
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Noons wrote:
> Roger Thaat wrote:
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>>>Whoosh!
>>
>>No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
>>the ground, sonny. The fast one's go right over your head."
>>
>
>
> LOL!
> Gotta frame this one...
>
No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
the ground, sonny. The fast ones go right over your head."
Frame this one, without the apostrophe abuse. Shame on me.
--
Roger Thaat
You may remember me. I used to be called Howard U. Dewing, but only one
guy ever answered the question.
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 11:53:37
From: Elmo
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Roger Thaat wrote:
> Noons wrote:
>> Roger Thaat wrote:
>>
>>>> Whoosh!
>>>
>>> No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
>>> the ground, sonny. The fast one's go right over your head."
>>>
>>
>>
>> LOL!
>> Gotta frame this one...
>>
>
> No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
> the ground, sonny. The fast ones go right over your head."
>
> Frame this one, without the apostrophe abuse. Shame on me.
Or better yet:
No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built too close to
the ground, sonny. The fast ones go right over your head."
--
Joe =o)
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 23:05:54
From: Roger Thaat
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Elmo wrote:
> Roger Thaat wrote:
>
>> Noons wrote:
>>
>>> Roger Thaat wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Whoosh!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
>>>> the ground, sonny. The fast one's go right over your head."
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> LOL!
>>> Gotta frame this one...
>>>
>>
>> No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
>> the ground, sonny. The fast ones go right over your head."
>>
>> Frame this one, without the apostrophe abuse. Shame on me.
>
>
> Or better yet:
>
> No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built too close to
> the ground, sonny. The fast ones go right over your head."
>
mutter mutter...another error. I'm sooooo ashamed
--
Roger Thaat
You may remember me. I used to be called Howard U. Dewing, but only one
guy ever answered the question.
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 01:23:27
From: Lazlo Nerkfeld
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" <xeton2001@yahoo.com > wrote in
news:1160243936.980988.264830@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
> That was real patriotic of tiger, wasn't it.?
>
Horrors! Does Steve, his regular caddy, know about this?
Lazlo
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 12:49:23
From: dsc
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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annika1980 wrote:
> Bert Robbins wrote:
> > > isn't Steve a Kiwi?
> > >
> >
> > Yes.
> >
> > Appears that Laura is looking foolish again.
>
> Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
But he'll never actually cr@(K tigers Swiss wife... :)
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 21:04:25
From: 3putt
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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"dsc" <Dudley.Cornman@eku.edu > wrote in message
news:1160250563.507524.262310@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>
> annika1980 wrote:
>> Bert Robbins wrote:
>> > > isn't Steve a Kiwi?
>> > >
>> >
>> > Yes.
>> >
>> > Appears that Laura is looking foolish again.
>>
>> Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
>
> But he'll never actually cr@(K tigers Swiss wife... :)
>
Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 02:02:09
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:04:25 GMT, "3putt" <golf24/7@golfing.com >
wrote:
>>> Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
>>
>> But he'll never actually cr@(K tigers Swiss wife... :)
>>
>Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
He was adding to a thread which had some national identity confusion -
I'm assuming the humor was on purpose.
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 15:44:47
From: Mark A
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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"3putt" <golf24/7@golfing.com > wrote in message
news:tDUVg.2022$gL.1385@southeast.rr.com...
> Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
Tiger's wife is Sweedish. She was Jaspar Parnevik's nanny.
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 17:42:37
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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3putt wrote:
> "dsc" <Dudley.Cornman@eku.edu> wrote in message
> news:1160250563.507524.262310@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>> annika1980 wrote:
>>> Bert Robbins wrote:
>>>>> isn't Steve a Kiwi?
>>>>>
>>>> Yes.
>>>>
>>>> Appears that Laura is looking foolish again.
>>> Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
>> But he'll never actually cr@(K tigers Swiss wife... :)
>>
> Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
Whoosh!
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 22:05:20
From: Roger Thaat
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Bert Robbins wrote:
> 3putt wrote:
>
>> "dsc" <Dudley.Cornman@eku.edu> wrote in message
>> news:1160250563.507524.262310@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>> annika1980 wrote:
>>>
>>>> Bert Robbins wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> isn't Steve a Kiwi?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>
>>>>> Appears that Laura is looking foolish again.
>>>>
>>>> Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
>>>
>>> But he'll never actually cr@(K tigers Swiss wife... :)
>>>
>> Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden. Which on is it?
>
>
> Whoosh!
No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
the ground, sonny. The fast one's go right over your head."
--
Roger Thaat
You may remember me. I used to be called Howard U. Dewing, but only one
guy ever answered the question.
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Date: 09 Oct 2006 11:29:45
From: John Reddy
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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In article <AwVVg.104719$1T2.49233@pd7urf2no >,
Roger Thaat <Nevermind@server.it > wrote:
> No kidding! As Foghorn Leghorn used to say, "You're built to close to
> the ground, sonny. The fast one's go right over your head."
Another great Foghorn Leghornism, and also appropriate here:
"Boy, you're about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice."
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 11:49:10
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Bert Robbins wrote:
> > isn't Steve a Kiwi?
> >
>
> Yes.
>
> Appears that Laura is looking foolish again.
Next, he'll be cracking about Tiger's Swiss wife.
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 11:02:21
From: Noons
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> That was real patriotic of tiger, wasn't it.?
isn't Steve a Kiwi?
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 14:12:34
From: Bert Robbins
Subject: Re: Tiger at the Ryder Cup - With an Australian caddy
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Noons wrote:
> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
>> That was real patriotic of tiger, wasn't it.?
>
> isn't Steve a Kiwi?
>
Yes.
Appears that Laura is looking foolish again.
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