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Date: 28 Jan 2007 00:32:27
From: Dave Lee
Subject: The Absolutely Worst Golf Ball Ever Found
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Found a ball in a swampy area when playing the other day. Of course it wasn't my ball we were looking for - the swamp was on the right :-) It was a pre-XL2000 Topflight. It was an "X-OUT". It had "USEDGOLFBALLS.COM" stamped on it. And it seems pretty obvious that this company is now out of business as their URL has been acquired by "GOLFBALLS.COM". So here we have a true RockFlight era ball that was a reject. It had been lost and found once, acquired by a (now) bankrupt company, and then lost again. Oh yeah - it had been sitting in swampy land long enough that it had the color of VERY weak tea. I do believe that this qualifies as the worst golf ball every found (short of maybe a balata ball that is now mostly square or something). A friend of mine wanted it as some kind of gag gift so I traded him for a sleeve of Pro-V1's. Not quite right - I gave it to him. dave
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Date: 28 Jan 2007 10:11:09
From: bizook
Subject: Re: The Absolutely Worst Golf Ball Ever Found
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On Jan 27, 10:25 pm, "Dave Lee" <DaveLe...@ix.netcom.RemovE.com > wrote: > > > Sounds like the perfect ball for me to use when I have to hit over water. > > This thing couldn't clear a mud puddle formed after 0.1" rain in the desert Take more club. ;) -andy
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Date: 28 Jan 2007 15:17:01
From: Bear
Subject: Re: The Absolutely Worst Golf Ball Ever Found
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On Sun, 28 Jan 2007 00:32:27 GMT, "Dave Lee" <DaveLeeNC@ix.netcom.RemovE.com > wrote: >Found a ball in a swampy area when playing the other day. Of course it >wasn't my ball we were looking for - the swamp was on the right :-) > >It was a pre-XL2000 Topflight. It was an "X-OUT". It had "USEDGOLFBALLS.COM" >stamped on it. And it seems pretty obvious that this company is now out of >business as their URL has been acquired by "GOLFBALLS.COM". > >So here we have a true RockFlight era ball that was a reject. It had been >lost and found once, acquired by a (now) bankrupt company, and then lost >again. > >Oh yeah - it had been sitting in swampy land long enough that it had the >color of VERY weak tea. > >I do believe that this qualifies as the worst golf ball every found (short >of maybe a balata ball that is now mostly square or something). A friend of >mine wanted it as some kind of gag gift so I traded him for a sleeve of >Pro-V1's. Not quite right - I gave it to him. Do you think he would want a few more just like it?!?!?! Pulled one out of a creek last week and there was no way of reading the brand. It had been there for a few years. There is a little nine holer north of me that has a creek that runs through the middle of it. A couple of years ago they decided to clean up the creek so the course brought in a backhoe. I met the backhoe operator a while later and he was telling me that they dredged up multiple garbage cans worth of crappy old balls from the creek. I believe it as the course is cheap and the creek is in play for 8 of the holes. Sort of on the topic. I have kept a few balls (and other stuff) I have found on courses because of the logo or... One I found was a John Daly autograph ball that was in a bucket of balls at a range. Another is a Tiger autographed Titleist ball advertizing American Express. An Advil ball, a ball with "keep you eyes on the ball" printed around a buxom blonde and a couple of others. The funniest thing I have found and kept is a long tee that was broken and then fixed with electrical tape and then broken again. I want to meet the cheap bastard that would keep tape in his bag to fix tees but will only fix them once!
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Date: 27 Jan 2007 18:11:11
From: Bob L
Subject: Re: The Absolutely Worst Golf Ball Ever Found
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"Dave Lee" <DaveLeeNC@ix.netcom.RemovE.com > wrote in message news:vaSuh.17908$w91.8043@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net... > Found a ball in a swampy area when playing the other day. Of course it > wasn't my ball we were looking for - the swamp was on the right :-) > > It was a pre-XL2000 Topflight. It was an "X-OUT". It had > "USEDGOLFBALLS.COM" > stamped on it. And it seems pretty obvious that this company is now out of > business as their URL has been acquired by "GOLFBALLS.COM". > > So here we have a true RockFlight era ball that was a reject. It had been > lost and found once, acquired by a (now) bankrupt company, and then lost > again. > > Oh yeah - it had been sitting in swampy land long enough that it had the > color of VERY weak tea. > > I do believe that this qualifies as the worst golf ball every found (short > of maybe a balata ball that is now mostly square or something). A friend > of > mine wanted it as some kind of gag gift so I traded him for a sleeve of > Pro-V1's. Not quite right - I gave it to him. > > dave > > Sounds like the perfect ball for me to use when I have to hit over water.
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Date: 28 Jan 2007 03:25:15
From: Dave Lee
Subject: Re: The Absolutely Worst Golf Ball Ever Found
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"Bob L" <nospam@nospam.com > wrote in message news:NqmdnV9IkqylmyHYnZ2dnUVZ_rWnnZ2d@comcast.com... > > "Dave Lee" <DaveLeeNC@ix.netcom.RemovE.com> wrote in message > news:vaSuh.17908$w91.8043@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net... > > Found a ball in a swampy area when playing the other day. Of course it > > wasn't my ball we were looking for - the swamp was on the right :-) > > > > It was a pre-XL2000 Topflight. It was an "X-OUT". It had > > "USEDGOLFBALLS.COM" > > stamped on it. And it seems pretty obvious that this company is now out of > > business as their URL has been acquired by "GOLFBALLS.COM". > > > > So here we have a true RockFlight era ball that was a reject. It had been > > lost and found once, acquired by a (now) bankrupt company, and then lost > > again. > > > > Oh yeah - it had been sitting in swampy land long enough that it had the > > color of VERY weak tea. > > > > I do believe that this qualifies as the worst golf ball every found (short > > of maybe a balata ball that is now mostly square or something). A friend > > of > > mine wanted it as some kind of gag gift so I traded him for a sleeve of > > Pro-V1's. Not quite right - I gave it to him. > > > > dave > > > > > > Sounds like the perfect ball for me to use when I have to hit over water. > This thing couldn't clear a mud puddle formed after 0.1" rain in the desert :-) dave
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Date: 28 Jan 2007 09:07:03
From: Bob L
Subject: Re: The Absolutely Worst Golf Ball Ever Found
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"Dave Lee" <DaveLeeNC@ix.netcom.RemovE.com > wrote in message news:vIUuh.15427$pQ3.4@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net... > > "Bob L" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message > news:NqmdnV9IkqylmyHYnZ2dnUVZ_rWnnZ2d@comcast.com... >> >> "Dave Lee" <DaveLeeNC@ix.netcom.RemovE.com> wrote in message >> news:vaSuh.17908$w91.8043@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net... >> > Found a ball in a swampy area when playing the other day. Of course it >> > wasn't my ball we were looking for - the swamp was on the right :-) >> > >> > It was a pre-XL2000 Topflight. It was an "X-OUT". It had >> > "USEDGOLFBALLS.COM" >> > stamped on it. And it seems pretty obvious that this company is now out > of >> > business as their URL has been acquired by "GOLFBALLS.COM". >> > >> > So here we have a true RockFlight era ball that was a reject. It had > been >> > lost and found once, acquired by a (now) bankrupt company, and then >> > lost >> > again. >> > >> > Oh yeah - it had been sitting in swampy land long enough that it had >> > the >> > color of VERY weak tea. >> > >> > I do believe that this qualifies as the worst golf ball every found > (short >> > of maybe a balata ball that is now mostly square or something). A >> > friend >> > of >> > mine wanted it as some kind of gag gift so I traded him for a sleeve of >> > Pro-V1's. Not quite right - I gave it to him. >> > >> > dave >> > >> > >> >> Sounds like the perfect ball for me to use when I have to hit over water. >> > > This thing couldn't clear a mud puddle formed after 0.1" rain in the > desert > :-) > Neither can most of my attempts over water, even with okay golf balls. :-)
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