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Date: 19 Sep 2006 13:09:49
From: John van der Pflum
Subject: THE ORIGINAL Things I learned at RSG OH 2006
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1. It's called a "urinarium" and there wasn't one at Blacklick Hills.
2. If you are playing video poker and someone yells, "Get in the
minivan!" just back away slowly.
3. Myke Plough-in-skee, for some reason, knows that video poker
machines will accept vulgar terms as long as you spell it "Horsecokk"
4. Overheard on Sunday morning at the practice green where Kelly
Newell had just won a game of HORSE. The bet was the losers had to
caddy for Kelly. "OK - you get the bag, I'll carry the clubs."
5. One rock pile = 4 pflums
6. Be nice to the waitresses. The reason the service was slow is
because they're blondes.
7. John Yoshizawa has the spirit of true Match Play Madness. A
practice swing in the parking lot - brilliant!!
8. A priest, a rabbi, and two monkeys are on the first tee at Hominy
Hill…..
9. The standard bet in RSG is now $5,000.
10. To paraphrase Bill Bixby/The Incredible Hulk, "Don't make karma
angry. You wouldn't like karma when she's angry."
11. Mike Dalecki is no 7 handicap. Ooops, yes he is. Mmmm, no he
isn't. Wait, he is!
12. It's a lot of fun and good for the soul to leave a trail of
goodies along the Stinky Links.
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Date: 20 Sep 2006 07:20:28
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: THE ORIGINAL Things I learned at RSG OH 2006
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13.) Ohio smells like ass.
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Date: 20 Sep 2006 08:00:23
From: William A. T. Clark
Subject: Re: THE ORIGINAL Things I learned at RSG OH 2006
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In article <7184-451123FC-956@storefull-3157.bay.webtv.net >,
High_Colonic@webtv.net (Miss Anne Thrope) wrote:
> 13.) Ohio smells like ass.
Only when you're there.
William Clark
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