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Date: 08 Apr 2007 15:24:00
From: multi
Subject: Steward's Inquiry
Johnson said Jesus helped him today. The rules clearly state that a
player can receive assistance only from his partner or caddie.




 
Date: 09 Apr 2007 13:45:36
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Steward's Inquiry
On Apr 8, 6:24 pm, multi <m...@asm.org > wrote:
> Johnson said Jesus helped him today. The rules clearly state that a
> player can receive assistance only from his partner or caddie.

Also, his dead grandfather was helping him. Fuckin cheater.



 
Date: 09 Apr 2007 16:15:31
From: sfb
Subject: Re: Steward's Inquiry
Can we say rub of the green?

"multi" <multi@asm.org > wrote in message
news:rpqi131p745kcqoc4uqcjgacu15sk50eqb@4ax.com...
> Johnson said Jesus helped him today. The rules clearly state that a
> player can receive assistance only from his partner or caddie.




 
Date: 09 Apr 2007 21:30:05
From: Marcel Kuijper
Subject: Re: Steward's Inquiry

"multi" wrote:

> Johnson said Jesus helped him today. The rules clearly state that a
> player can receive assistance only from his partner or caddie.

Do the rules apply to Divine Intervention?


Marcel




 
Date: 09 Apr 2007 09:53:52
From: Tom Yost
Subject: Re: Steward's Inquiry
On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:24:00 -0700, multi <multi@asm.org > wrote:

>Johnson said Jesus helped him today. The rules clearly state that a
>player can receive assistance only from his partner or caddie.


LOL!

DQ!



Tom


 
Date: 09 Apr 2007 10:33:29
From: John Reddy
Subject: Re: Steward's Inquiry
In article <rpqi131p745kcqoc4uqcjgacu15sk50eqb@4ax.com >,
multi <multi@asm.org > wrote:

> Johnson said Jesus helped him today.

So does that mean Jesus had it in for everyone else?

Doesn't seem very Christian to me.


  
Date: 09 Apr 2007 11:55:34
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Steward's Inquiry
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:33:29 GMT, John Reddy
<johnreddy@contbuilding.com > wrote:

>> Johnson said Jesus helped him today.
>
>So does that mean Jesus had it in for everyone else?
>
>Doesn't seem very Christian to me.

Anybody who would play golf on Easter...


 
Date: 08 Apr 2007 17:48:08
From: Kevin Webb
Subject: Re: Steward's Inquiry
Hello, multi!
You wrote on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:24:00 -0700:

m > Johnson said Jesus helped him today. The rules clearly state that a
m > player can receive assistance only from his partner or caddie.

Augusta wouldn't let a Mexican on that course. Not even to carry a bag, so
clearly Johnson was incorrect. Jesus was doing the dishes in the kitchen.




 
Date: 08 Apr 2007 22:26:23
From: Manco
Subject: Re: Steward's Inquiry
multi wrote:
> Johnson said Jesus helped him today. The rules clearly state that a
> player can receive assistance only from his partner or caddie.

Immediate DQ for Johnson. I thought separation of church and state was all
important! Off to the gulag with him...