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Date: 10 Mar 2007 20:49:16
From: \R&B\
Subject: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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Funny thing about golf courses in Georgia. Few that I've played have enough
potty boxes strategically positioned throughout the layout of the course, so
quite often, one must just find a spot in the woods when one must.
So we get to the 17th tee today. A fellow in our group steps away to find a
safe spot in the wooded area beside the tee to relieve himself. Just as he
was about to unzip, a voice cried out from the balcony in the back of the
house nearby, "Don't you even think about peeing in my back yard!" yelled
the woman.
Of course the guy wasn't in her back yard; he was on the golf course's
property. (The resident's property begins at the creek, and he was several
yards short of that.) And for the record, the guy was going to go closely
facing a tree trunk, with his back to her house, so she wasn't going to be
exposed to his um...well...you know..
"I'm calling the clubhouse!" she screams.
Sheesh.
The guy, in a most accommodating fashion, just yelled back, "Okay, fine, I'm
leaving," and didn't pursue his nature call any further in that location.
I, on the other hand, thought she was being considerably more testy than the
situation called for, and I shouted back, saying, "So do you have the same
surly reaction when squirrels shit in your back yard?"
Perhaps not my best moment, but I was pretty ticked off, and her behavior
seemed at the time to more than justify my impromtu reaction.
Interestingly, some man who appeared to be rooting around in the woods
(looking for snakes? contact lenses? who knows?) -- her neighbor,
presumably -- called out to me, saying, "Don't lower yourself to her level."
So evidently, the neighbors already knew her to be something of a loose
cannon. Or the town drunk. Something.
While I was waiting for the other guys to hit their tee shots, I overheard
her on her cordless phone, and sure enough, she seemed to be complaining to
the clubhouse. As we took off in our carts, I heard her informing them that
we were driving away, on up the fairway. As if they would dispatch the
"Urination Nazis" to take us in for questioning, or 20 lashes, or something.
Of course when we finished the round and returned the carts to the
clubhouse, no one there said a word to us. What could they have said?
"We're told you were thinking about peeing near one of our neighbors, but
then didn't." ?? About the only thing they could possibly have said would
have been to me about shouting out a four-letter word to the woman.
This, I guess, is that southern hospitality you hear so much about.
By the way, this was my first round in quite a while. Didn't play great,
but hit a few good shots, chipped and putted pretty well, and birdied the
last hole...forcing me, of course, to come back tomorrow.
I will be sure to look for this charming woman again.
Randy
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 16:26:07
From: S.D.
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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On Sat, 10 2007 20:49:16 -0500, "R&B" wrote:
> Perhaps not my best moment
Hello -- we haven't spoken... but, you're right, not your best foot
forward, or your sleazy buddies. If there's one thing I can't stand is
someone taking a piss behind a tree just off the tee or green on any
track. Doing so leaves a stench over time; because each idiot that
feels that behavior is acceptable, always finds the same spot.
I know of 3 upscale muni's that have similar problems with visitors on
two - three holes. If someone did that on the street or in an alley and
a police officer watched they'd be incarcerated and fined. There are
public decency laws against such behavior.
At my pvt club, a similar thing happened; but by a member that claimed
he couldn't wait 3 holes. The woman called the club house and reported
the member. His infraction was put in front of the board and a hefty
fine was levied; 2nd time, suspension; 3rd total expulsion, and
rightfully so.
--
Hit'em long and straight:)
SDig
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Date: 12 Mar 2007 19:23:30
From: TheHack
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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"\"R&B\"" <noneofyourbusiness@all.com > wrote in
news:mb2dnURXQceT_W7YnZ2dnUVZ_oupnZ2d@giganews.com:
> Funny thing about golf courses in Georgia. Few that I've played have
> enough potty boxes strategically positioned throughout the layout of
> the course, so quite often, one must just find a spot in the woods
> when one must.
>
> So we get to the 17th tee today. A fellow in our group steps away to
> find a safe spot in the wooded area beside the tee to relieve himself.
> Just as he was about to unzip, a voice cried out from the balcony in
> the back of the house nearby, "Don't you even think about peeing in my
> back yard!" yelled the woman.
SNIP
>
> I will be sure to look for this charming woman again.
>
> Randy
>
>
A possible solution:
http://www.sneakyleaker.com/Pictures/Larger.asp?pic=birdseyeLg.jpg
The Hack
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Date: 12 Mar 2007 12:24:27
From: The_Professor
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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On 12, 9:18 am, "FredK" <fred.nos...@dec.com > wrote:
> ""R&B"" <noneofyourbusin...@all.com> wrote in message
>
> news:mb2dnURXQceT_W7YnZ2dnUVZ_oupnZ2d@giganews.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Funny thing about golf courses in Georgia. Few that I've played have
> > enough potty boxes strategically positioned throughout the layout of the
> > course, so quite often, one must just find a spot in the woods when one
> > must.
>
> > So we get to the 17th tee today. A fellow in our group steps away to find
> > a safe spot in the wooded area beside the tee to relieve himself. Just as
> > he was about to unzip, a voice cried out from the balcony in the back of
> > the house nearby, "Don't you even think about peeing in my back yard!"
> > yelled the woman.
>
> > Of course the guy wasn't in her back yard; he was on the golf course's
> > property. (The resident's property begins at the creek, and he was
> > several yards short of that.) And for the record, the guy was going to go
> > closely facing a tree trunk, with his back to her house, so she wasn't
> > going to be exposed to his um...well...you know..
>
> > "I'm calling the clubhouse!" she screams.
>
> > Sheesh.
>
> Living on a golf course, I've seen the issue from both sides. The woman
> that lives next door actually had a very clever & funny sign made and put up
> on a tree with the red circle & slash through a stick figure of a man
> urinating. In her defense - she contends that *she* gets to see views she
> doesn't like and after all it *is* only the 3rd tee box and the guys *could*
> use the facilities on the 4th tee box.
>
> From what I can tell, most women (including woman golfers such as my
> neighbor) dislike the practice intensely, and most guys really don't care.
>
> I have noticed that there are a number of guys who seem to think that as
> long as they are shielded from the view from the course - that the rest of
> the world doesn't exist. One morning, as I sat on my balcony having a
> morning cigar - a guy took one step off the cart path at the white tees
> behind my house and watered the pampus grass. Not a sight I wanted to wake
> up to either.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Next time take a picture...put it on youtube!
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Date: 12 Mar 2007 14:18:18
From: FredK
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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""R&B"" <noneofyourbusiness@all.com > wrote in message
news:mb2dnURXQceT_W7YnZ2dnUVZ_oupnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Funny thing about golf courses in Georgia. Few that I've played have
> enough potty boxes strategically positioned throughout the layout of the
> course, so quite often, one must just find a spot in the woods when one
> must.
>
> So we get to the 17th tee today. A fellow in our group steps away to find
> a safe spot in the wooded area beside the tee to relieve himself. Just as
> he was about to unzip, a voice cried out from the balcony in the back of
> the house nearby, "Don't you even think about peeing in my back yard!"
> yelled the woman.
>
> Of course the guy wasn't in her back yard; he was on the golf course's
> property. (The resident's property begins at the creek, and he was
> several yards short of that.) And for the record, the guy was going to go
> closely facing a tree trunk, with his back to her house, so she wasn't
> going to be exposed to his um...well...you know..
>
> "I'm calling the clubhouse!" she screams.
>
> Sheesh.
>
Living on a golf course, I've seen the issue from both sides. The woman
that lives next door actually had a very clever & funny sign made and put up
on a tree with the red circle & slash through a stick figure of a man
urinating. In her defense - she contends that *she* gets to see views she
doesn't like and after all it *is* only the 3rd tee box and the guys *could*
use the facilities on the 4th tee box.
From what I can tell, most women (including woman golfers such as my
neighbor) dislike the practice intensely, and most guys really don't care.
I have noticed that there are a number of guys who seem to think that as
long as they are shielded from the view from the course - that the rest of
the world doesn't exist. One morning, as I sat on my balcony having a
morning cigar - a guy took one step off the cart path at the white tees
behind my house and watered the pampus grass. Not a sight I wanted to wake
up to either.
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Date: 11 Mar 2007 21:33:45
From: Susan
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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What was the name of the course? Where were you playing?
On Sat, 10 2007 20:49:16 -0500, "\"R&B\""
<noneofyourbusiness@all.com > wrote:
>Funny thing about golf courses in Georgia. Few that I've played have enough
>potty boxes strategically positioned throughout the layout of the course, so
>quite often, one must just find a spot in the woods when one must.
>
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Date: 12 Mar 2007 15:11:54
From: \R&B\
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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If you were the woman yelling, I was playing at a course in Fresno,
California. I forget the name of it.
Randy, er...Ralph
"Susan" <sstrait@aol.com > wrote in message
news:6eb9v21rpgp13gcqn0p7pr5amkl4mhk5an@4ax.com...
> What was the name of the course? Where were you playing?
>
>
> On Sat, 10 2007 20:49:16 -0500, "\"R&B\""
> <noneofyourbusiness@all.com> wrote:
>
>>Funny thing about golf courses in Georgia. Few that I've played have
>>enough
>>potty boxes strategically positioned throughout the layout of the course,
>>so
>>quite often, one must just find a spot in the woods when one must.
>>
>
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Date: 12 Mar 2007 20:10:11
From: Susan
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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Nope, wasn't me. Just curious.
On Mon, 12 2007 15:11:54 -0400, "\"R&B\""
<noneofyourbusiness@all.com > wrote:
>If you were the woman yelling, I was playing at a course in Fresno,
>California. I forget the name of it.
>
>Randy, er...Ralph
>
>
>"Susan" <sstrait@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:6eb9v21rpgp13gcqn0p7pr5amkl4mhk5an@4ax.com...
>> What was the name of the course? Where were you playing?
>>
>>
>> On Sat, 10 2007 20:49:16 -0500, "\"R&B\""
>> <noneofyourbusiness@all.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Funny thing about golf courses in Georgia. Few that I've played have
>>>enough
>>>potty boxes strategically positioned throughout the layout of the course,
>>>so
>>>quite often, one must just find a spot in the woods when one must.
>>>
>>
>
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Date: 10 Mar 2007 20:58:37
From: Ben.
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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On 10, 9:05 pm, High_Colo...@webtv.net (Miss Anne Thrope) wrote:
> When I lived downstate, a yearly 25k running race course went in front
> of my home, and every year multiple runners would piss in my yard
> because of the privacy my small pine trees provided them.
>
> My brother was over one year and he was shocked at the number of runners
> "going" in my yard, so he decided he was going to do something about it.
>
> When the next guy pulled up on my property, my brother, against my
> advice, walked up to him and told him to stop and that he was on private
> property.
>
> It was after the runner's unfortunate response to my brother.......the
> cop.......that he was face down in his own urine puddle, being
> handcuffed.
>
> Randy, I guess what I'm trying to say is that your buddy is a boorish
> asshole.
"Against your advice"? Fortunately your brother felt that starting an
ongoing anonymous trolling campaign on Usenet was chickenshit and
ultimately fruitless. Compelling read, though....really.
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Date: 10 Mar 2007 20:27:56
From:
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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On 10, 9:55 pm, "WW" <dirt...@msn.com > wrote:
> It was after the runner's unfortunate response to my brother.......the
> cop.......that he was face down in his own urine puddle, being
> handcuffed.
>
> Sounds like someones brother is a bigger asshole than the guy pissing
> in the yard.
Uh, maybe the course needs to be told that they need a few more porta
potty's on the course.
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Date: 10 Mar 2007 19:55:18
From: WW
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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It was after the runner's unfortunate response to my brother.......the
cop.......that he was face down in his own urine puddle, being
handcuffed.
Sounds like someones brother is a bigger asshole than the guy pissing
in the yard.
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Date: 10 Mar 2007 22:05:39
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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When I lived downstate, a yearly 25k running race course went in front
of my home, and every year multiple runners would piss in my yard
because of the privacy my small pine trees provided them.
My brother was over one year and he was shocked at the number of runners
"going" in my yard, so he decided he was going to do something about it.
When the next guy pulled up on my property, my brother, against my
advice, walked up to him and told him to stop and that he was on private
property.
It was after the runner's unfortunate response to my brother.......the
cop.......that he was face down in his own urine puddle, being
handcuffed.
Randy, I guess what I'm trying to say is that your buddy is a boorish
asshole.
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Date: 11 Mar 2007 14:52:21
From: DanL
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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> Randy, I guess what I'm trying to say is that your buddy is a boorish
> asshole.
>
It's really not his buddy that was the problem, sounds like he was going to
walk away after being confronted by the woman. Then the boorish, pompous
ass had to open his big, fat mouth - he just can't help himself after all
these years. Seems to him it's perfectly acceptable to urinate in front of
other's homes as long as you're not on their property and you have your back
turned. What an ass......
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Date: 10 Mar 2007 21:27:04
From: Otto
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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"Bobby Knight" <bknight@conramp.net > wrote in message
news:j0p6v21qfr2oi8datml9qej3dodcpca1ll@4ax.com...
> Some women golfers at the club that I belonged to in California wrote
> a letter to the board, complaining that men were urinating on the
> course. The board issued a statement that women were allowed from
> that time on to urinate on the course.
Perfect!!
Otto
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Date: 11 Mar 2007 02:10:40
From: Bobby Knight
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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On Sat, 10 2007 20:49:16 -0500, "\"R&B\""
<noneofyourbusiness@all.com > wrote:
<clip >
>So we get to the 17th tee today. A fellow in our group steps away to find a
>safe spot in the wooded area beside the tee to relieve himself. Just as he
>was about to unzip, a voice cried out from the balcony in the back of the
>house nearby, "Don't you even think about peeing in my back yard!" yelled
>the woman.
>
>"I'm calling the clubhouse!" she screams.
>
>Sheesh.
>
>The guy, in a most accommodating fashion, just yelled back, "Okay, fine, I'm
>leaving," and didn't pursue his nature call any further in that location.
>While I was waiting for the other guys to hit their tee shots, I overheard
>her on her cordless phone, and sure enough, she seemed to be complaining to
>the clubhouse. As we took off in our carts, I heard her informing them that
>we were driving away, on up the fairway. As if they would dispatch the
>"Urination Nazis" to take us in for questioning, or 20 lashes, or something.
<clip >
>Randy
>
Some women golfers at the club that I belonged to in California wrote
a letter to the board, complaining that men were urinating on the
course. The board issued a statement that women were allowed from
that time on to urinate on the course.
___,
\o
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Date: 11 Mar 2007 13:32:17
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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On Sun, 11 2007 02:10:40 GMT, Bobby Knight <bknight@conramp.net >
wrote:
>Some women golfers at the club that I belonged to in California wrote
>a letter to the board, complaining that men were urinating on the
>course. The board issued a statement that women were allowed from
>that time on to urinate on the course.
One of our Men's club members lives off the #1 handicap hole - which
has no trees. One time he looked out his back yard to see a woman
player doing just that.
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Date: 11 Mar 2007 04:29:42
From: Robert Hamilton
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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Bobby Knight wrote:
> On Sat, 10 2007 20:49:16 -0500, "\"R&B\""
> <noneofyourbusiness@all.com> wrote:
>
> <clip>
> >So we get to the 17th tee today. A fellow in our group steps away to find a
> >safe spot in the wooded area beside the tee to relieve himself. Just as he
> >was about to unzip, a voice cried out from the balcony in the back of the
> >house nearby, "Don't you even think about peeing in my back yard!" yelled
> >the woman.
> >
> >"I'm calling the clubhouse!" she screams.
> >
> >Sheesh.
> >
> >The guy, in a most accommodating fashion, just yelled back, "Okay, fine, I'm
> >leaving," and didn't pursue his nature call any further in that location.
>
> >While I was waiting for the other guys to hit their tee shots, I overheard
> >her on her cordless phone, and sure enough, she seemed to be complaining to
> >the clubhouse. As we took off in our carts, I heard her informing them that
> >we were driving away, on up the fairway. As if they would dispatch the
> >"Urination Nazis" to take us in for questioning, or 20 lashes, or something.
> <clip>
> >Randy
> >
> Some women golfers at the club that I belonged to in California wrote
> a letter to the board, complaining that men were urinating on the
> course. The board issued a statement that women were allowed from
> that time on to urinate on the course.
>
>
Wow! A great post from BK!
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Date: 10 Mar 2007 19:17:53
From: glfnaz
Subject: Re: Screaming neighbors on the golf course
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"Bobby Knight" <bknight@conramp.net > wrote in message
news:j0p6v21qfr2oi8datml9qej3dodcpca1ll@4ax.com...
>>
> Some women golfers at the club that I belonged to in California wrote
> a letter to the board, complaining that men were urinating on the
> course. The board issued a statement that women were allowed from
> that time on to urinate on the course.
Sounds fair to me.
Whip 'em out.
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