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Date: 05 Feb 2007 20:12:03
From: Deion Sanders
Subject: Read this, all of you!!!
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Hey there, you pussy-reluctant ladyboys!!!
What the fuck is wrong with the football newsgroups these days? I stop
posting in here for a couple of years and it all turns to fucking
shite!!! You ought to be embarrassed, you sad dildo-receiving
bastards!!! Where are the great trolls and their respective winding-up
of the NG's regulars? What has become of the great bantership we used
to have? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Where is the fun? Far
too many serious people in this world.
As a result, I'm quite glad to proclaim my return to these rancid
smelling newsgroups. You'll welcome me by sucking MY TASTY MEXICAN
CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORIOUS 30698956096803638790659077098-INCH DIAMETER,
5872068796708935678096789346896957673967759630875089-INCH LONG SUPER
MANCHESTER UNITED TAQUITOS DE CARNITA MACIZA Y GUACAMOLE FLAVORED COCK
TIME AND AGAIN UNTIL I CUM A FUCKING TRILLION TIMES INSIDE YOUR
BASTARD GOBS!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
But we'll get to that, don't get too anxious just yet. First things
first, I'd like to discuss football with you all and let me start by
sayi... errrrmm... what the fuck? Why are you wankers all grabbing my
cock just now? What's that you're saying? You all want to suck it now
and won't wait any longer? You all missed sucking my precious cuban-
cigar flavored cock? Ok, then, I wanted to talk football but since you
insist... SUCK AWAY, YOU SPANDEX-WEARING, COCKSUCKING, PUSSY-
RELUCTANT, DILDO-RECEIVING, PENIS-FONDLING ASS-BANDITS,!!
Now, that felt quite nice. A lot of things have changed in these NG,
but one thing certainly hasn't: LIVERPUKE FANS ARE STILL A BUNCH OF
FREDDIE MERCURY RELATED FAGGOTS WHO SUPPORT A PATHETIC LOSING TEAM!!!
LIVERPUKE ARE FUCKING WANK!!! THE ENTIRE LIVERPUKE FOOTBALL CLUB TAKE
IT UP THE SHITTER!!! YOU'RE STILL FUCKING LOSERS AND YOU STILL SUCK
SOME SERIOUS COCK!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERY TEAM IN THE
WORLD HAVE RAMMED AT WILL THEIR HUGE THROBBING DICKS UP YOUR
ARSEHOLES!!! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEAM!!! TIME AND AGAIN!!! LIVERPUKE
AND ITS FAGGOT SUPPORTERS ARE CORNHOLED ON A DAILY BASIS!!! YOU ALL
WEAR SPANDEX TO THE FUCKING STADIUM!!! YOU SAD FUCKWADS!!! LOSERS!!!
WANKERS!!!
IT'S ONLY FUCKING FEBRUARY AND WE'RE ALREADY
45908638690548630'609890780977 POINTS AHEAD OF YOU IN THE PREMIERSHIP
TABLE!!! YOU PATHETIC PERENNIAL LOSERS!!! YOU ALL TAKE TURNS AT
WANKING EACH OTHER WHILST WATCHING PETER CROUCH ON THE BASTARD
TELLY!!! TO YOU ALL, HE'S SUCH A BIG AND ATHLETIC PENIS!!! LOSERS!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Super Manchester United, YOUR PREMIERSHIP RULERS AND ABSOLUTE
CHAMPIONS, will beat your pussy-reluctant team
43598746578965479865437895643789654 times in a row!!! We will win the
Premiership again this season after destroying Livershite FC's Boy
George-related useless players and gaining a
56543789056437893645998765496786547896543 point advantage going into
ch. MANCHESTER UNITED ARE YOUR PIMPS AND YOU'RE ALL OUR WHORES!!!
One more thing, LOSERS... where the fuck is that WTH arse-bandit???
The cowardly, yellow-bellied, wide-rimmed fairyboy didn't show up on
April 26th, 2004 at that parking lot in Manchester!!! Where the fuck
were you, motherfucker? I even had the decency of bringing some
vaseline with me to lube up your bumhole before I started assfucking
you like a bastard mad bull!!! Where the fuck where you? Some "tough"
guy you are, eh dickhead? What a fucking pathetic loser... you pick
fights in usenet and then you back out like the nancy boy you've
always been!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Funny thing is that your mother did show up. Oh, what a great shag she
was indeed... what a pusshole she has!!! She also takes it up the
shitter, just like you!!!! Like mother, like son. She's a heavy moaner
too... I guess it just runs in your family.
Anyway, wanklords, the thing is: I'M BACK. Please do feel free to
enjoy my upcoming threads and don't hesitate to SUCK MY CHAMPIONSHIP
VICTORIOUS 5686856096095680956809-INCH DIAMETER SUPER MEXICAN COCK!!!
DON'T FORGET NOW... MANCHESTER UNITED RULE YOUR PENCIL DICKS!!! YOU'RE
ALREADY TRAILING US BY 54965890380968650990568906 POINTS IN THE
PREMIERSHIP TABLE!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
Finally, last but not least, break out the lubel... I'm about to
cornhole your tight arseholes, so bend over, if you please.
Wow, these Brits are certainly obedient.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Fuck you all kindly,
Fernando
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Date: 06 Feb 2007 01:02:58
From: Martin Levac
Subject: Re: Read this, all of you!!!
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"Deion Sanders" <rmorientes_gdl@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:1170735123.241746.275690@a75g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> Hey there, you pussy-reluctant ladyboys!!!
>
> What the fuck is wrong with the football newsgroups these days? I stop
> posting in here for a couple of years and it all turns to fucking
> shite!!! You ought to be embarrassed, you sad dildo-receiving
> bastards!!! Where are the great trolls and their respective winding-up
> of the NG's regulars? What has become of the great bantership we used
> to have? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Where is the fun? Far
> too many serious people in this world.
>
> As a result, I'm quite glad to proclaim my return to these rancid
> smelling newsgroups. You'll welcome me by sucking MY TASTY MEXICAN
> CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORIOUS 30698956096803638790659077098-INCH DIAMETER,
> 5872068796708935678096789346896957673967759630875089-INCH LONG SUPER
> MANCHESTER UNITED TAQUITOS DE CARNITA MACIZA Y GUACAMOLE FLAVORED COCK
> TIME AND AGAIN UNTIL I CUM A FUCKING TRILLION TIMES INSIDE YOUR
> BASTARD GOBS!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> But we'll get to that, don't get too anxious just yet. First things
> first, I'd like to discuss football with you all and let me start by
> sayi... errrrmm... what the fuck? Why are you wankers all grabbing my
> cock just now? What's that you're saying? You all want to suck it now
> and won't wait any longer? You all missed sucking my precious cuban-
> cigar flavored cock? Ok, then, I wanted to talk football but since you
> insist... SUCK AWAY, YOU SPANDEX-WEARING, COCKSUCKING, PUSSY-
> RELUCTANT, DILDO-RECEIVING, PENIS-FONDLING ASS-BANDITS,!!
>
> Now, that felt quite nice. A lot of things have changed in these NG,
> but one thing certainly hasn't: LIVERPUKE FANS ARE STILL A BUNCH OF
> FREDDIE MERCURY RELATED FAGGOTS WHO SUPPORT A PATHETIC LOSING TEAM!!!
> LIVERPUKE ARE FUCKING WANK!!! THE ENTIRE LIVERPUKE FOOTBALL CLUB TAKE
> IT UP THE SHITTER!!! YOU'RE STILL FUCKING LOSERS AND YOU STILL SUCK
> SOME SERIOUS COCK!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERY TEAM IN THE
> WORLD HAVE RAMMED AT WILL THEIR HUGE THROBBING DICKS UP YOUR
> ARSEHOLES!!! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEAM!!! TIME AND AGAIN!!! LIVERPUKE
> AND ITS FAGGOT SUPPORTERS ARE CORNHOLED ON A DAILY BASIS!!! YOU ALL
> WEAR SPANDEX TO THE FUCKING STADIUM!!! YOU SAD FUCKWADS!!! LOSERS!!!
> WANKERS!!!
>
> IT'S ONLY FUCKING FEBRUARY AND WE'RE ALREADY
> 45908638690548630'609890780977 POINTS AHEAD OF YOU IN THE PREMIERSHIP
> TABLE!!! YOU PATHETIC PERENNIAL LOSERS!!! YOU ALL TAKE TURNS AT
> WANKING EACH OTHER WHILST WATCHING PETER CROUCH ON THE BASTARD
> TELLY!!! TO YOU ALL, HE'S SUCH A BIG AND ATHLETIC PENIS!!! LOSERS!!!
>
> BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>
> Super Manchester United, YOUR PREMIERSHIP RULERS AND ABSOLUTE
> CHAMPIONS, will beat your pussy-reluctant team
> 43598746578965479865437895643789654 times in a row!!! We will win the
> Premiership again this season after destroying Livershite FC's Boy
> George-related useless players and gaining a
> 56543789056437893645998765496786547896543 point advantage going into
> ch. MANCHESTER UNITED ARE YOUR PIMPS AND YOU'RE ALL OUR WHORES!!!
>
> One more thing, LOSERS... where the fuck is that WTH arse-bandit???
> The cowardly, yellow-bellied, wide-rimmed fairyboy didn't show up on
> April 26th, 2004 at that parking lot in Manchester!!! Where the fuck
> were you, motherfucker? I even had the decency of bringing some
> vaseline with me to lube up your bumhole before I started assfucking
> you like a bastard mad bull!!! Where the fuck where you? Some "tough"
> guy you are, eh dickhead? What a fucking pathetic loser... you pick
> fights in usenet and then you back out like the nancy boy you've
> always been!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> Funny thing is that your mother did show up. Oh, what a great shag she
> was indeed... what a pusshole she has!!! She also takes it up the
> shitter, just like you!!!! Like mother, like son. She's a heavy moaner
> too... I guess it just runs in your family.
>
> Anyway, wanklords, the thing is: I'M BACK. Please do feel free to
> enjoy my upcoming threads and don't hesitate to SUCK MY CHAMPIONSHIP
> VICTORIOUS 5686856096095680956809-INCH DIAMETER SUPER MEXICAN COCK!!!
>
> DON'T FORGET NOW... MANCHESTER UNITED RULE YOUR PENCIL DICKS!!! YOU'RE
> ALREADY TRAILING US BY 54965890380968650990568906 POINTS IN THE
> PREMIERSHIP TABLE!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
>
> Finally, last but not least, break out the lubel... I'm about to
> cornhole your tight arseholes, so bend over, if you please.
>
> Wow, these Brits are certainly obedient.
>
> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
>
> Fuck you all kindly,
>
> Fernando
>
Your cock is long enough to put in your own asshole, you say? Well then, you
can go fuck yourself.
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Date: 06 Feb 2007 21:14:10
From: seymour
Subject: Re: Read this, all of you!!!
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mexican?
quite local for a manure fan
and typically classy too!
"tin Levac" <vac3@REMOVEvideotron.ca > wrote in message
news:QRUxh.33493$3D6.1240108@weber.videotron.net...
>
> "Deion Sanders" <rmorientes_gdl@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1170735123.241746.275690@a75g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
>> Hey there, you pussy-reluctant ladyboys!!!
>>
>> What the fuck is wrong with the football newsgroups these days? I stop
>> posting in here for a couple of years and it all turns to fucking
>> shite!!! You ought to be embarrassed, you sad dildo-receiving
>> bastards!!! Where are the great trolls and their respective winding-up
>> of the NG's regulars? What has become of the great bantership we used
>> to have? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Where is the fun? Far
>> too many serious people in this world.
>>
>> As a result, I'm quite glad to proclaim my return to these rancid
>> smelling newsgroups. You'll welcome me by sucking MY TASTY MEXICAN
>> CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORIOUS 30698956096803638790659077098-INCH DIAMETER,
>> 5872068796708935678096789346896957673967759630875089-INCH LONG SUPER
>> MANCHESTER UNITED TAQUITOS DE CARNITA MACIZA Y GUACAMOLE FLAVORED COCK
>> TIME AND AGAIN UNTIL I CUM A FUCKING TRILLION TIMES INSIDE YOUR
>> BASTARD GOBS!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>
>> But we'll get to that, don't get too anxious just yet. First things
>> first, I'd like to discuss football with you all and let me start by
>> sayi... errrrmm... what the fuck? Why are you wankers all grabbing my
>> cock just now? What's that you're saying? You all want to suck it now
>> and won't wait any longer? You all missed sucking my precious cuban-
>> cigar flavored cock? Ok, then, I wanted to talk football but since you
>> insist... SUCK AWAY, YOU SPANDEX-WEARING, COCKSUCKING, PUSSY-
>> RELUCTANT, DILDO-RECEIVING, PENIS-FONDLING ASS-BANDITS,!!
>>
>> Now, that felt quite nice. A lot of things have changed in these NG,
>> but one thing certainly hasn't: LIVERPUKE FANS ARE STILL A BUNCH OF
>> FREDDIE MERCURY RELATED FAGGOTS WHO SUPPORT A PATHETIC LOSING TEAM!!!
>> LIVERPUKE ARE FUCKING WANK!!! THE ENTIRE LIVERPUKE FOOTBALL CLUB TAKE
>> IT UP THE SHITTER!!! YOU'RE STILL FUCKING LOSERS AND YOU STILL SUCK
>> SOME SERIOUS COCK!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERY TEAM IN THE
>> WORLD HAVE RAMMED AT WILL THEIR HUGE THROBBING DICKS UP YOUR
>> ARSEHOLES!!! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEAM!!! TIME AND AGAIN!!! LIVERPUKE
>> AND ITS FAGGOT SUPPORTERS ARE CORNHOLED ON A DAILY BASIS!!! YOU ALL
>> WEAR SPANDEX TO THE FUCKING STADIUM!!! YOU SAD FUCKWADS!!! LOSERS!!!
>> WANKERS!!!
>>
>> IT'S ONLY FUCKING FEBRUARY AND WE'RE ALREADY
>> 45908638690548630'609890780977 POINTS AHEAD OF YOU IN THE PREMIERSHIP
>> TABLE!!! YOU PATHETIC PERENNIAL LOSERS!!! YOU ALL TAKE TURNS AT
>> WANKING EACH OTHER WHILST WATCHING PETER CROUCH ON THE BASTARD
>> TELLY!!! TO YOU ALL, HE'S SUCH A BIG AND ATHLETIC PENIS!!! LOSERS!!!
>>
>> BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>
>> Super Manchester United, YOUR PREMIERSHIP RULERS AND ABSOLUTE
>> CHAMPIONS, will beat your pussy-reluctant team
>> 43598746578965479865437895643789654 times in a row!!! We will win the
>> Premiership again this season after destroying Livershite FC's Boy
>> George-related useless players and gaining a
>> 56543789056437893645998765496786547896543 point advantage going into
>> ch. MANCHESTER UNITED ARE YOUR PIMPS AND YOU'RE ALL OUR WHORES!!!
>>
>> One more thing, LOSERS... where the fuck is that WTH arse-bandit???
>> The cowardly, yellow-bellied, wide-rimmed fairyboy didn't show up on
>> April 26th, 2004 at that parking lot in Manchester!!! Where the fuck
>> were you, motherfucker? I even had the decency of bringing some
>> vaseline with me to lube up your bumhole before I started assfucking
>> you like a bastard mad bull!!! Where the fuck where you? Some "tough"
>> guy you are, eh dickhead? What a fucking pathetic loser... you pick
>> fights in usenet and then you back out like the nancy boy you've
>> always been!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>
>> Funny thing is that your mother did show up. Oh, what a great shag she
>> was indeed... what a pusshole she has!!! She also takes it up the
>> shitter, just like you!!!! Like mother, like son. She's a heavy moaner
>> too... I guess it just runs in your family.
>>
>> Anyway, wanklords, the thing is: I'M BACK. Please do feel free to
>> enjoy my upcoming threads and don't hesitate to SUCK MY CHAMPIONSHIP
>> VICTORIOUS 5686856096095680956809-INCH DIAMETER SUPER MEXICAN COCK!!!
>>
>> DON'T FORGET NOW... MANCHESTER UNITED RULE YOUR PENCIL DICKS!!! YOU'RE
>> ALREADY TRAILING US BY 54965890380968650990568906 POINTS IN THE
>> PREMIERSHIP TABLE!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
>>
>> Finally, last but not least, break out the lubel... I'm about to
>> cornhole your tight arseholes, so bend over, if you please.
>>
>> Wow, these Brits are certainly obedient.
>>
>> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
>>
>> Fuck you all kindly,
>>
>> Fernando
>>
>
> Your cock is long enough to put in your own asshole, you say? Well then,
> you can go fuck yourself.
>
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Date: 06 Feb 2007 04:35:38
From: Watson deMeneux
Subject: Multi cross posting drivel
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Watson deMeneux
-Say it out loud next time you're in a restaurant.
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