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Date: 12 Feb 2007 18:55:03
From: Ryan Scholes
Subject: Quiz: Are You ScoopeX?
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Are You ScoopeX?
Take the David Giggs quiz and see for yourself.
1. You bluster into a new newsgroup like a cunt, and everyone turns on
you. Why is this?
a) Because people don't like it when new people try to throw their
weight around even when they don't have any.
b) Because you didn't introduce yourself and went against all
netiquette
rules.
c) Because you're all up Monkeyboy's are, you fucking cunts. God you
are all so stupid not like me who uses big words and can spell.
2. Despite your claims of superior intellect, your posts are
constantly littered with even the most basic errors of gram,
punctuation, spelling, syntax, etc. Why is this?
a) Because you're not really concerned with such things - you prefer
to concentrate on content rather than exactitude.
b) You were never really that good at that kind of thing anyway.
c) Why? I'll tell you why. It's because I type so fast I do tha'ts why
and i dont' care about that because i'm not thcik like what you lots
is...er...are and anyway when you type a million words a second like
what i do you do'nt bother with that.
3. Have you ever been to a Liverpool match?
a) Yes, you never miss a game.
b) You try to get there as often as you can.
c) Have you fuck. You wouldn't know where the ground was anyway, you
thick cunt. But you once went to Walton Road. Wait a minute... that's
actually where Liverpool play, is'nt it? Yup, then you've certainly
been to a shitload of matches at Liverpool's Walton Road Football
Stadium.
4. Someone posts something which challenges one of your posts and is
greeted by other newsgroup members with some laughter. How do you
react?
a) Post a message stating your point of view again in the hope that it
might sway them your way.
b) Admit defeat and leave the thread as quickly as you can.
c) Fuck off you cunts what do you know your'e all up monkeyboys arse
aren't you coming to his aid like that you must be going out with him
and sucking his dick you cunts but youe'r no match fro me my work is
done here you cunts.
5. What do you do when not at your PC?
a) Watch telly and videos.
b) Play sport and basically enjoy life.
c) You mean I don't have to sit here like my mummy told me to? But if
I leave, she'll strap on her steel penis and cornhole me at will!
Furthermore, that evil man she brought home last night will come into
my room again and play space shuttles with my pencil dick.
6. You are alone with a beautiful girl you have fancied for some time.
She says she wants to take you to bed. What do you do next?
a) Get in there, like a rat up a drainpipe, like the fucking
clappers.
b) Take things slowly because you want to savour the whole
experience.
c) Ugh! Girls smell of poo! Ugh! Kissing...oooo...sissy! I'm going to
be sick! You'll rather watch Brokeback Mountain and have furious wanks
at all those oh-so-sexy scenes.
7. Who do you have on your BT Friends & Family list?
a) Your close family, several friends, work associates.
b) Just the people you speak to most - it could be anybody.
c) Yourself, your ISP, another ISP, another ISP, yourself again, your
psychiatrist, Saitans, another ISP, My Little Pony Line, and some
dirty number from the back of the Sunday papers.
8. Is your right arm about three times the size of your left arm?
a) No, they are the same size.
b) You'd certainly know if it was.
c) Yes...funny, that...
9. What do you wear to bed at nights?
a) Pyjamas.
b) Shorts and T-Shirt.
c) A straitjacket and manacles.
10. And what do you have as a nightcap before you retire for the
evening?
a) Cup of cocoa.
b) Just a drink of water.
c) A shot of liquid lithium to stop the noises in your head.
Aaaaaaaarrrrggghhh!! Stop the voices!!! I can't stand it any
more!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANSWERS:
Mainly a: You're not ScoopeX.
Mainly b: Neither are you.
Mainly c: Oh, fuck! Have you got bles missing! You are clearly the
most inane piece of sputum lowlife ever to contaminate the world of
Usenet. What a cunt. You can't spell, can't punctuate, can't even
string
a sentence together without completely losing the plot. And you spend
so
much time with your head up your own arse that to you the whole world
seems to stink of rancid shite. Do everyone a favour and get AIDS or
something, eh?
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Date: 13 Feb 2007 00:16:03
From: Franco
Subject: Re: Quiz: Are You ScoopeX?
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On Feb 13, 2:55 am, "Ryan Scholes" <rmorientes_...@hotmail.com > wrote:
> Are You ScoopeX?
>
> Take the David Giggs quiz and see for yourself.
>
> 1. You bluster into a new newsgroup like a cunt, and everyone turns on
> you. Why is this?
> a) Because people don't like it when new people try to throw their
> weight around even when they don't have any.
> b) Because you didn't introduce yourself and went against all
> netiquette
> rules.
> c) Because you're all up Monkeyboy's are, you fucking cunts. God you
> are all so stupid not like me who uses big words and can spell.
>
> 2. Despite your claims of superior intellect, your posts are
> constantly littered with even the most basic errors of gram,
> punctuation, spelling, syntax, etc. Why is this?
>
> a) Because you're not really concerned with such things - you prefer
> to concentrate on content rather than exactitude.
> b) You were never really that good at that kind of thing anyway.
> c) Why? I'll tell you why. It's because I type so fast I do tha'ts why
> and i dont' care about that because i'm not thcik like what you lots
> is...er...are and anyway when you type a million words a second like
> what i do you do'nt bother with that.
>
> 3. Have you ever been to a Liverpool match?
> a) Yes, you never miss a game.
> b) You try to get there as often as you can.
> c) Have you fuck. You wouldn't know where the ground was anyway, you
> thick cunt. But you once went to Walton Road. Wait a minute... that's
> actually where Liverpool play, is'nt it? Yup, then you've certainly
> been to a shitload of matches at Liverpool's Walton Road Football
> Stadium.
>
> 4. Someone posts something which challenges one of your posts and is
> greeted by other newsgroup members with some laughter. How do you
> react?
> a) Post a message stating your point of view again in the hope that it
> might sway them your way.
> b) Admit defeat and leave the thread as quickly as you can.
> c) Fuck off you cunts what do you know your'e all up monkeyboys arse
> aren't you coming to his aid like that you must be going out with him
> and sucking his dick you cunts but youe'r no match fro me my work is
> done here you cunts.
>
> 5. What do you do when not at your PC?
> a) Watch telly and videos.
> b) Play sport and basically enjoy life.
> c) You mean I don't have to sit here like my mummy told me to? But if
> I leave, she'll strap on her steel penis and cornhole me at will!
> Furthermore, that evil man she brought home last night will come into
> my room again and play space shuttles with my pencil dick.
>
> 6. You are alone with a beautiful girl you have fancied for some time.
> She says she wants to take you to bed. What do you do next?
> a) Get in there, like a rat up a drainpipe, like the fucking
> clappers.
> b) Take things slowly because you want to savour the whole
> experience.
> c) Ugh! Girls smell of poo! Ugh! Kissing...oooo...sissy! I'm going to
> be sick! You'll rather watch Brokeback Mountain and have furious wanks
> at all those oh-so-sexy scenes.
>
> 7. Who do you have on your BT Friends & Family list?
> a) Your close family, several friends, work associates.
> b) Just the people you speak to most - it could be anybody.
> c) Yourself, your ISP, another ISP, another ISP, yourself again, your
> psychiatrist, Saitans, another ISP, My Little Pony Line, and some
> dirty number from the back of the Sunday papers.
>
> 8. Is your right arm about three times the size of your left arm?
> a) No, they are the same size.
> b) You'd certainly know if it was.
> c) Yes...funny, that...
>
> 9. What do you wear to bed at nights?
> a) Pyjamas.
> b) Shorts and T-Shirt.
> c) A straitjacket and manacles.
>
> 10. And what do you have as a nightcap before you retire for the
> evening?
> a) Cup of cocoa.
> b) Just a drink of water.
> c) A shot of liquid lithium to stop the noises in your head.
> Aaaaaaaarrrrggghhh!! Stop the voices!!! I can't stand it any
> more!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> ANSWERS:
> Mainly a: You're not ScoopeX.
> Mainly b: Neither are you.
> Mainly c: Oh, fuck! Have you got bles missing! You are clearly the
> most inane piece of sputum lowlife ever to contaminate the world of
> Usenet. What a cunt. You can't spell, can't punctuate, can't even
> string
> a sentence together without completely losing the plot. And you spend
> so
> much time with your head up your own arse that to you the whole world
> seems to stink of rancid shite. Do everyone a favour and get AIDS or
> something, eh?
*points and laughs* at *it*
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Date: 13 Feb 2007 04:01:44
From: Bert Bertoli
Subject: Re: Are You ScoopeX?
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"Ryan Scholes" <rmorientes_gdl@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:1171335303.522782.149700@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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> Are You ScoopeX?
>
> Take the David Giggs quiz and see for yourself.
>
> 1. You bluster into a new newsgroup like a cunt, and everyone turns on
> you. Why is this?
> a) Because people don't like it when new people try to throw their
> weight around even when they don't have any.
> b) Because you didn't introduce yourself and went against all
> netiquette
> rules.
> c) Because you're all up Monkeyboy's are, you fucking cunts. God you
> are all so stupid not like me who uses big words and can spell.
>
> 2. Despite your claims of superior intellect, your posts are
> constantly littered with even the most basic errors of gram,
> punctuation, spelling, syntax, etc. Why is this?
>
> a) Because you're not really concerned with such things - you prefer
> to concentrate on content rather than exactitude.
> b) You were never really that good at that kind of thing anyway.
> c) Why? I'll tell you why. It's because I type so fast I do tha'ts why
> and i dont' care about that because i'm not thcik like what you lots
> is...er...are and anyway when you type a million words a second like
> what i do you do'nt bother with that.
>
> 3. Have you ever been to a Liverpool match?
> a) Yes, you never miss a game.
> b) You try to get there as often as you can.
> c) Have you fuck. You wouldn't know where the ground was anyway, you
> thick cunt. But you once went to Walton Road. Wait a minute... that's
> actually where Liverpool play, is'nt it? Yup, then you've certainly
> been to a shitload of matches at Liverpool's Walton Road Football
> Stadium.
>
<snip >
Given your point in section one, did this quiz mean to have spelling,
grammer, puntuation and syntax errors?
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Date: 13 Feb 2007 04:10:04
From: Bobby Knight
Subject: Re: Are You ScoopeX?
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:01:44 -0000, "Bert Bertoli"
<bert@bertware.cotton.com > wrote:
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>"Ryan Scholes" <rmorientes_gdl@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1171335303.522782.149700@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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>> Are You ScoopeX?
><snip>
>
>Given your point in section one, did this quiz mean to have spelling,
>grammer, puntuation and syntax errors?
>
Certainly not gram. Probably just spelling.
bk
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