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Date: 10 Feb 2007 17:32:56
From: Senor Beckham
Subject: Objective Analysis
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You're officially dicked, you pussy-reluctant ass-bending gaylords!!!
You're all well fucked!!! It's only February and you're already
540985935789079892972943978 points behind your RULERS, MANCHESTER
UNITED FC!!! I think that Liverpuke's main problem really rests on the
fact that your manager, players, and fans are related to Freddie
Mercury, hence, they're all dildo-receivers and all-around cocksucking
gaffots. WAHAHAHA... LOSERS!!! FUCKING LOSERS!!!
Manchester United will beat you 4508979608549967856979896756098543-0
when we play again come ch, motherfuckers!!! Then we will dick your
assholes and pussholes (you never know with Liverpuke fans) the exact
same amount of times, but that'll be just for fun!!! We've been doing
it for the last 549087296798056875960567 seasons running!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now, since we've already won the Premiership (and, again, it's only
February!!!), it's high time you bend over for us to insert our newest
trophy up your tight little asterisk!!!
On that very note, it's also high time for Liverpuke supporters to
kneel down and SUCK OUR CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORIOUS
5872509867698963598359686790596307597907-INCH DIAMETER SUPER
MANCHESTER UNITED COMBINED WITH DALLAS COWBPOYS MIXED WITH NEW YORK
YANKEES MAGICAL PREMIERSHIP-WINNING, SUPER BOWL-WINNING, WORLD SERIES-
WINNING SOPES CON LONGANIZA Y FRIJOLITOS CHARROS-FLAVORED ULTRA TASTY
MEXICAN COCK!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! SUCK OUR DICKS AGAIN, LOSERS!!!
C'mon, now... repeat after me: LIVERPUKE ARE LOSERS AND PUSSY-
RELUCTANT WANKLORDS!!!
YOU WILL ALL OPEN YOUR GOBS WHILST MY3542789024365789546896543-MEGATON
COCK EXPLODES AND SPREADS CHAMPIONSHIP GLORIOUS MANCHESTER UNITED CUM
ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
Love,
Fernando
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Date: 11 Feb 2007 20:55:17
From: IBen Getiner
Subject: Re: Objective Analysis
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On Feb 10, 8:32?pm, "Senor Beckham" <fhe...@gmail.com > wrote:
> You're officially dicked, you pussy-reluctant ass-bending gaylords!!!
>
> You're all well fucked!!! It's only February and you're already
> 540985935789079892972943978 points behind your RULERS, MANCHESTER
> UNITED FC!!! I think that Liverpuke's main problem really rests on the
> fact that your manager, players, and fans are related to Freddie
> Mercury, hence, they're all dildo-receivers and all-around cocksucking
> gaffots. WAHAHAHA... LOSERS!!! FUCKING LOSERS!!!
>
> Manchester United will beat you 4508979608549967856979896756098543-0
> when we play again come ch, motherfuckers!!! Then we will dick your
> assholes and pussholes (you never know with Liverpuke fans) the exact
> same amount of times, but that'll be just for fun!!! We've been doing
> it for the last 549087296798056875960567 seasons running!!!
> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> Now, since we've already won the Premiership (and, again, it's only
> February!!!), it's high time you bend over for us to insert our newest
> trophy up your tight little asterisk!!!
>
> On that very note, it's also high time for Liverpuke supporters to
> kneel down and SUCK OUR CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORIOUS
> 5872509867698963598359686790596307597907-INCH DIAMETER SUPER
> MANCHESTER UNITED COMBINED WITH DALLAS COWBPOYS MIXED WITH NEW YORK
> YANKEES MAGICAL PREMIERSHIP-WINNING, SUPER BOWL-WINNING, WORLD SERIES-
> WINNING SOPES CON LONGANIZA Y FRIJOLITOS CHARROS-FLAVORED ULTRA TASTY
> MEXICAN COCK!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! SUCK OUR DICKS AGAIN, LOSERS!!!
>
> C'mon, now... repeat after me: LIVERPUKE ARE LOSERS AND PUSSY-
> RELUCTANT WANKLORDS!!!
>
> YOU WILL ALL OPEN YOUR GOBS WHILST MY3542789024365789546896543-MEGATON
> COCK EXPLODES AND SPREADS CHAMPIONSHIP GLORIOUS MANCHESTER UNITED CUM
> ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
>
> Love,
>
> Fernando
Soccer.... 90 minutes of fumbles and interceptions.
IBen Getiner
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Date: 11 Feb 2007 01:50:28
From: Steven Sullivan
Subject: Re: Objective Analysis
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U R so gay
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-S
"As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason
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