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Date: 12 Sep 2006 12:54:15
From: multi
Subject: My wife
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I'm not getting any younger, and neither is my wife. She is getting
hard of hearing, and is often short of breath. The shortness of
breath concerns me, so I begged her to see a doctor, and she finally
agreed. A friend of mine recommended his doctor, who is only 30 years
old, but is already highly regarded as a heart specialist. My wife
went to see him yesterday.
Her appointment was at two, so I was worried when she wasn't back by
the time I got home from work at five. I called around to her
friends, but none of them had any idea where she was. I was about to
call the hospital when finally, I heard her car pull up. She came
into the house all smiles, humming to herself, and looking happier
than I've seen her in months. I asked her where she had been, and she
said that after the doctor, she went to the beauty parlor, and then
shopping, where she bought some new dresses. So what did the doctor
say, I asked. She smiled mysteriously and said, none of your
business.
Well, it certainly IS my business, so this morning I called the doctor
and asked him what he had found. He said, "I told her she had acute
angina. I thought she took it very well."
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Date: 12 Sep 2006 15:02:59
From: Herbert
Subject: Re: My wife
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Gordo wrote:
> While it's a take off of a long standing joke, I nominate this for post
> of the year! Whodathunk you had it in you??!
If that was post of the year I think this place has had an annus
horribilis.
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Date: 12 Sep 2006 15:22:00
From: multi
Subject: Re: My wife
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On 12 Sep 2006 15:02:59 -0700, "Herbert" <humphrey_Herbert@yahoo.com >
wrote:
>Gordo wrote:
>
>> While it's a take off of a long standing joke, I nominate this for post
>> of the year! Whodathunk you had it in you??!
>
>If that was post of the year I think this place has had an annus
>horribilis.
No, that's what the *other* doctor told her.
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Date: 12 Sep 2006 13:57:29
From: Tex
Subject: Re: My wife
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John van der Pflum wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:54:15 -0700, multi <multi@asm.org> wrote:
>
> >I'm not getting any younger, and neither is my wife. She is getting
> >hard of hearing, and is often short of breath. The shortness of
> >breath concerns me, so I begged her to see a doctor, and she finally
> >agreed. A friend of mine recommended his doctor, who is only 30 years
> >old, but is already highly regarded as a heart specialist. My wife
> >went to see him yesterday.
> >
> >Her appointment was at two, so I was worried when she wasn't back by
> >the time I got home from work at five. I called around to her
> >friends, but none of them had any idea where she was. I was about to
> >call the hospital when finally, I heard her car pull up. She came
> >into the house all smiles, humming to herself, and looking happier
> >than I've seen her in months. I asked her where she had been, and she
> >said that after the doctor, she went to the beauty parlor, and then
> >shopping, where she bought some new dresses. So what did the doctor
> >say, I asked. She smiled mysteriously and said, none of your
> >business.
> >
> >Well, it certainly IS my business, so this morning I called the doctor
> >and asked him what he had found. He said, "I told her she had acute
> >angina. I thought she took it very well."
>
> Totally had me -- hook, line, and sinker. I was prepared to read the
> worst. :-)
> --
Well, I guess we can joke/discuss Wife of Multi's cooter...he's opened
it wide open for discussion.
Tex
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Date: 12 Sep 2006 22:58:09
From: Peter Strauss
Subject: Re: My wife
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On 12 Sep 2006 13:57:29 -0700, "Tex" <ktexkoenig@gmail.com > wrote:
>
> John van der Pflum wrote:
> > On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:54:15 -0700, multi <multi@asm.org> wrote:
> >
> > >I'm not getting any younger, and neither is my wife. She is getting
> > >hard of hearing, and is often short of breath. The shortness of
> > >breath concerns me, so I begged her to see a doctor, and she finally
> > >agreed. A friend of mine recommended his doctor, who is only 30 years
> > >old, but is already highly regarded as a heart specialist. My wife
> > >went to see him yesterday.
> > >
> > >Her appointment was at two, so I was worried when she wasn't back by
> > >the time I got home from work at five. I called around to her
> > >friends, but none of them had any idea where she was. I was about to
> > >call the hospital when finally, I heard her car pull up. She came
> > >into the house all smiles, humming to herself, and looking happier
> > >than I've seen her in months. I asked her where she had been, and she
> > >said that after the doctor, she went to the beauty parlor, and then
> > >shopping, where she bought some new dresses. So what did the doctor
> > >say, I asked. She smiled mysteriously and said, none of your
> > >business.
> > >
> > >Well, it certainly IS my business, so this morning I called the doctor
> > >and asked him what he had found. He said, "I told her she had acute
> > >angina. I thought she took it very well."
> >
> > Totally had me -- hook, line, and sinker. I was prepared to read the
> > worst. :-)
> > --
>
> Well, I guess we can joke/discuss Wife of Multi's cooter...he's opened
> it wide open for discussion.
<groan >
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Date: 12 Sep 2006 13:52:01
From: Rude Dog
Subject: Re: My wife
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"multi" <multi@asm.org > wrote in message
news:7u2eg2lj1cgtc82ekjho23o15tk30k5rjd@4ax.com...
> I'm not getting any younger, and neither is my wife. She is getting
> hard of hearing, and is often short of breath. The shortness of
> breath concerns me, so I begged her to see a doctor, and she finally
> agreed. A friend of mine recommended his doctor, who is only 30 years
> old, but is already highly regarded as a heart specialist. My wife
> went to see him yesterday.
>
> Her appointment was at two, so I was worried when she wasn't back by
> the time I got home from work at five. I called around to her
> friends, but none of them had any idea where she was. I was about to
> call the hospital when finally, I heard her car pull up. She came
> into the house all smiles, humming to herself, and looking happier
> than I've seen her in months. I asked her where she had been, and she
> said that after the doctor, she went to the beauty parlor, and then
> shopping, where she bought some new dresses. So what did the doctor
> say, I asked. She smiled mysteriously and said, none of your
> business.
>
> Well, it certainly IS my business, so this morning I called the doctor
> and asked him what he had found. He said, "I told her she had acute
> angina. I thought she took it very well."
*Rim-shot*
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Date: 12 Sep 2006 13:44:53
From: Gordo
Subject: Re: My wife
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multi wrote:
> I'm not getting any younger, and neither is my wife. She is getting
> hard of hearing, and is often short of breath. The shortness of
> breath concerns me, so I begged her to see a doctor, and she finally
> agreed. A friend of mine recommended his doctor, who is only 30 years
> old, but is already highly regarded as a heart specialist. My wife
> went to see him yesterday.
>
> Her appointment was at two, so I was worried when she wasn't back by
> the time I got home from work at five. I called around to her
> friends, but none of them had any idea where she was. I was about to
> call the hospital when finally, I heard her car pull up. She came
> into the house all smiles, humming to herself, and looking happier
> than I've seen her in months. I asked her where she had been, and she
> said that after the doctor, she went to the beauty parlor, and then
> shopping, where she bought some new dresses. So what did the doctor
> say, I asked. She smiled mysteriously and said, none of your
> business.
>
> Well, it certainly IS my business, so this morning I called the doctor
> and asked him what he had found. He said, "I told her she had acute
> angina. I thought she took it very well."
While it's a take off of a long standing joke, I nominate this for post
of the year! Whodathunk you had it in you??!
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Date: 12 Sep 2006 15:58:30
From: John van der Pflum
Subject: Re: My wife
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On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:54:15 -0700, multi <multi@asm.org > wrote:
>I'm not getting any younger, and neither is my wife. She is getting
>hard of hearing, and is often short of breath. The shortness of
>breath concerns me, so I begged her to see a doctor, and she finally
>agreed. A friend of mine recommended his doctor, who is only 30 years
>old, but is already highly regarded as a heart specialist. My wife
>went to see him yesterday.
>
>Her appointment was at two, so I was worried when she wasn't back by
>the time I got home from work at five. I called around to her
>friends, but none of them had any idea where she was. I was about to
>call the hospital when finally, I heard her car pull up. She came
>into the house all smiles, humming to herself, and looking happier
>than I've seen her in months. I asked her where she had been, and she
>said that after the doctor, she went to the beauty parlor, and then
>shopping, where she bought some new dresses. So what did the doctor
>say, I asked. She smiled mysteriously and said, none of your
>business.
>
>Well, it certainly IS my business, so this morning I called the doctor
>and asked him what he had found. He said, "I told her she had acute
>angina. I thought she took it very well."
Totally had me -- hook, line, and sinker. I was prepared to read the
worst. :-)
--
jvdp
Paging Mike Plowinske. You are on the tee Sept 16.
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
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Date: 12 Sep 2006 22:39:11
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: My wife
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On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 15:58:30 -0400, John van der Pflum
<jpflumjr@ughookugh.com > wrote:
>Totally had me -- hook, line, and sinker. I was prepared to read the
>worst. :-)
Me to, instead I had a belly laugh.
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