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Date: 16 Feb 2007 04:00:37
From: simple_language@yahoo.com
Subject: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one
Singing soldiers and flower shows ked the birthday of North Korea's
Kim Jong-il... North Korea's official media has said flowers come into
bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday. He
is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he
travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad. He has also penned
operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the
annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first
round he ever played. source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17182071/





 
Date: 16 Feb 2007 13:31:42
From: AKA gray asphalt
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one

<simple_language@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1171627236.963507.140670@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Singing soldiers and flower shows ked the birthday of North Korea's
> Kim Jong-il... North Korea's official media has said flowers come into
> bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday. He
> is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he
> travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad. He has also penned
> operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the
> annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first
> round he ever played. source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17182071/

Isn't it interesting that KJ Ill chose golf to lie about? Maybe even he
couldn't claim to have beaten an NBA team single handed. I didn't know that
anybody in Korea North had ever heard of golf.




  
Date: 16 Feb 2007 19:16:40
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one
AKA gray asphalt wrote:
> Isn't it interesting that KJ Ill chose golf to lie about? Maybe even
> he couldn't claim to have beaten an NBA team single handed. I didn't
> know that anybody in Korea North had ever heard of golf.


It's hard to find your ball in a rice paddy that is 24" deep in water.






   
Date: 16 Feb 2007 23:43:53
From: AKA gray asphalt
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one

"Head Shot" <HeadShot@ThePinkMist.com > wrote in message
news:yPrBh.10536$z6.1781@bigfe9...
> AKA gray asphalt wrote:
>> Isn't it interesting that KJ Ill chose golf to lie about? Maybe even
>> he couldn't claim to have beaten an NBA team single handed. I didn't
>> know that anybody in Korea North had ever heard of golf.
>
>
> It's hard to find your ball in a rice paddy that is 24" deep in water.

Nobody bit. : -)




    
Date: 17 Feb 2007 11:46:42
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one
AKA gray asphalt wrote:
> "Head Shot" <HeadShot@ThePinkMist.com> wrote in message
>> AKA gray asphalt wrote:
>>> Isn't it interesting that KJ Ill chose golf to lie about? Maybe even
>>> he couldn't claim to have beaten an NBA team single handed. I didn't
>>> know that anybody in Korea North had ever heard of golf.
>>
>>
>> It's hard to find your ball in a rice paddy that is 24" deep in
>> water.
>
> Nobody bit. : -)

Maybe lllarry posted 123 responses stating he used his ISP money to build a
golf course in a rice paddy and how he wants to beat up everybody in this
thread; but I missed it due to OE Newsreader having a killfile. Frankly,
it is my understanding that Kim Jong-Il is rather old and out of shape; so
I highly doubt he did one hole in one, let alone eleven. Unless his
course has only two yard par ones; which I guess is possible. And the golf
cart wouldn't even need a motor or tires.




 
Date: 16 Feb 2007 09:53:46
From:
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one
> annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first
> round he ever played.

This is old news: http://badgolf.blogspot.com/2006/10/worlds-greatest-
golfer.html






 
Date: 16 Feb 2007 07:57:12
From: Draco
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one
On Feb 16, 7:00 am, "simple_langu...@yahoo.com"
<simple_langu...@yahoo.com > wrote:
> Singing soldiers and flower shows ked the birthday of North Korea's
> Kim Jong-il... North Korea's official media has said flowers come into
> bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday. He
> is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he
> travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad. He has also penned
> operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the
> annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first
> round he ever played. source:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17182071/

Propaganda at its best spin. Of course it was a miniture course. Can
you dig that hair? Don King he ain't.

Draco

Getting even isn't good enough.



 
Date: 16 Feb 2007 09:45:14
From: Chuck the Cat
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one

<simple_language@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1171627236.963507.140670@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Singing soldiers and flower shows ked the birthday of North Korea's
> Kim Jong-il... North Korea's official media has said flowers come into
> bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday. He
> is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he
> travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad. He has also penned
> operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the
> annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first
> round he ever played. source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17182071/
>



I only got 10 holes in one when I played my first round. I missed a hole in
one on the windmill hole and also the hole with the clowns mouth.




 
Date: 16 Feb 2007 09:18:53
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one
"even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad."

I hear traveling the ocean floor by car is breathtakingly beautiful.



 
Date: 16 Feb 2007 05:55:45
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one
On Feb 16, 7:00 am, "simple_langu...@yahoo.com"
> He has also penned
> operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the
> annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first
> round he ever played.

That guy's whole family is dead to Pflum.




  
Date: 16 Feb 2007 09:14:01
From: John van der Pflum
Subject: Re: Kim Jong-il did 11 holes-in-one
On 16 Feb 2007 05:55:45 -0800, "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com >
wrote:

>On Feb 16, 7:00 am, "simple_langu...@yahoo.com"
>> He has also penned
>> operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the
>> annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first
>> round he ever played.
>
>That guy's whole family is dead to Pflum.
>

Well, duh.
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