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Date: 15 Mar 2007 09:09:25
From: sfb
Subject: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
Some amateur paid a gazillion dollars to play with Tiger and he gets a
driving range pro to help him on the course.There are photos in this
morning's paper of local pros helping Tiger's amateurs in the Arnie Pro-Am
so he doesn't have to associate with the unwashed masses.








 
Date: 15 Mar 2007 20:29:25
From: Dene
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
Bye Francis!

-Greg



 
Date: 15 Mar 2007 20:12:45
From: Dene
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On 15, 7:08 pm, frank ross <f...@net.net > wrote:
> Dene wrote:
> > You're right....there is no comparison.
>
> >>> But carry on, ShowMe, Fearless Frank, or Goldcat. You amuse me.
> >>> -Greg
> >> You're simple enough to be amused by almost anything....
>
> You're so predictable. Either the eternal paranoid (with good reason)
> and even after laughing about others biting Larry's bait, you just jump
> all over mine. They're playing with him, just as I'm playing with you.
>
> You're such a boob. You're the biggest troll biter on RSG. LOL
> Frank Ross

You're a troll. That's something to be proud about.

-Greg



  
Date: 15 Mar 2007 22:20:05
From: frank ross
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
Dene wrote:
> On 15, 7:08 pm, frank ross <f...@net.net> wrote:
>> Dene wrote:
>>> You're right....there is no comparison.
>>>>> But carry on, ShowMe, Fearless Frank, or Goldcat. You amuse me.
>>>>> -Greg
>>>> You're simple enough to be amused by almost anything....
>> You're so predictable. Either the eternal paranoid (with good reason)
>> and even after laughing about others biting Larry's bait, you just jump
>> all over mine. They're playing with him, just as I'm playing with you.
>>
>> You're such a boob. You're the biggest troll biter on RSG. LOL
>> Frank Ross
>
> You're a troll. That's something to be proud about.
>
> -Greg
>
I can't tell if you're stupid, or two-faced. Didn't you think it
wonderful of Larry to be a troll, and put the "fish" down?

Well, you're the fish.

No, you aren't stupid, just two-faced.

Out of town for a long weekend. Have fun trying to spin this one.
ROFLMAO.
Frank Ross


 
Date: 15 Mar 2007 19:53:48
From: Dene
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On 15, 4:33 pm, frank ross <f...@net.net > wrote:
> Dene wrote:
> > On 15, 3:06 pm, SHOWME frank ross <f...@net.net> wrote:
>
> >> Oh yes.
> >> Really.
> >> Since Beaverton is in Oregon, it IS appropriate, plus Parsons is making
> >> reference to the private parts of the LPGA. Doh. See the smiley face?
>
> > It appears you required a smiley face next to mine to catch my joke,
> > Swifty.
>
> There wasn't a smiley because you missed the point, and your answer is
> like saying, "I didn't even want to go to that tournament asked me not
> to come". LOL

I understood his joke and added to it. I lived in Oregon for 47
years. Your point is beyond stupid. Who are you trying to impress?

> > Speaking of citation, all your RSG posts have been stalking responses
> > to mine. Kinda creepy....even by RSG standards.
>
> e >
> The standard that you'vs set for years? Not even close.

Hmmm.....Let's compare the standard. Been here 5 years, posting
away. You claim to have lurked for years, now suddenly appearing out
of the closet, digging at my posts without any regard to any others.
You even used another anom....ShowMe.

You're right....there is no comparison.

> > But carry on, ShowMe, Fearless Frank, or Goldcat. You amuse me.
>
> > -Greg
>
> You're simple enough to be amused by almost anything....

El Contrare....I'm amused by simple wannabes. Please continue,
Francis.

-Greg

Ps. When are you going to answer my question about Larry? Perhaps I
should put it in these terms. Are you capable of answering my
question about Larry?




  
Date: 15 Mar 2007 22:08:04
From: frank ross
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
Dene wrote:

> You're right....there is no comparison.
>
>>> But carry on, ShowMe, Fearless Frank, or Goldcat. You amuse me.
>>> -Greg
>> You're simple enough to be amused by almost anything....

You're so predictable. Either the eternal paranoid (with good reason)
and even after laughing about others biting Larry's bait, you just jump
all over mine. They're playing with him, just as I'm playing with you.

You're such a boob. You're the biggest troll biter on RSG. LOL
Frank Ross


 
Date: 15 Mar 2007 16:48:44
From: Dene
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On 15, 3:06 pm, SHOWME frank ross <f...@net.net > wrote:


> Oh yes.
> Really.
> Since Beaverton is in Oregon, it IS appropriate, plus Parsons is making
> reference to the private parts of the LPGA. Doh. See the smiley face?

It appears you required a smiley face next to mine to catch my joke,
Swifty.

> Your light is dimming more and more every day. That showed when you
> started telling us how st Larry is.

Cite where I stated that Larry is "st".

Speaking of citation, all your RSG posts have been stalking responses
to mine. Kinda creepy....even by RSG standards.

But carry on, ShowMe, Fearless Frank, or Goldcat. You amuse me.

-Greg



  
Date: 15 Mar 2007 19:33:37
From: frank ross
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
Dene wrote:
> On 15, 3:06 pm, SHOWME frank ross <f...@net.net> wrote:
>
>
>> Oh yes.
>> Really.
>> Since Beaverton is in Oregon, it IS appropriate, plus Parsons is making
>> reference to the private parts of the LPGA. Doh. See the smiley face?
>
> It appears you required a smiley face next to mine to catch my joke,
> Swifty.
>
There wasn't a smiley because you missed the point, and your answer is
like saying, "I didn't even want to go to that tournament asked me not
to come". LOL
>
> Speaking of citation, all your RSG posts have been stalking responses
> to mine. Kinda creepy....even by RSG standards.
e >
The standard that you'vs set for years? Not even close.

> But carry on, ShowMe, Fearless Frank, or Goldcat. You amuse me.
>
> -Greg
You're simple enough to be amused by almost anything....

Frank Ross


 
Date: 15 Mar 2007 15:38:15
From: Dene
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On 15, 3:24 pm, Lloyd Parsons <lloydpars...@mac.com > wrote:
> In article <1173996606.751349.304...@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
>
> "annika1980" <annika1...@aol.com> wrote:
> > On 15, 4:14 pm, Lloyd Parsons <lloydpars...@mac.com> wrote:
> > > BTW, what does it take to get the opportunity to play in one of the
> > > pro-am days. I would love to get the chance to be outdriven by a girl!
>
> > It usually takes a few thousand bucks.
> > And then you don't get Natalie. You get Barb "Rug" Mucha.
>
> That's probably out of my league, uh the money well maybe Barb too! ;-)
>
> I guess I'll have to be satisfied to just go attend the State Farm
> Classic in Springfield. Even if I don't take my clubs, I should be able
> to find some wood....
>
> Anyone notice that the next LPGA tournament is in Beaverton? Seems
> appropriate somehow! ;-)

Not really....since Oregon is the Beaver state.

-Greg



  
Date: 15 Mar 2007 18:06:26
From: frank ross
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
Dene wrote:
> On 15, 3:24 pm, Lloyd Parsons <lloydpars...@mac.com> wrote:
>> In article <1173996606.751349.304...@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
>>
>> "annika1980" <annika1...@aol.com> wrote:
>>> On 15, 4:14 pm, Lloyd Parsons <lloydpars...@mac.com> wrote:
>>>> BTW, what does it take to get the opportunity to play in one of the
>>>> pro-am days. I would love to get the chance to be outdriven by a girl!
>>> It usually takes a few thousand bucks.
>>> And then you don't get Natalie. You get Barb "Rug" Mucha.
>> That's probably out of my league, uh the money well maybe Barb too! ;-)
>>
>> I guess I'll have to be satisfied to just go attend the State Farm
>> Classic in Springfield. Even if I don't take my clubs, I should be able
>> to find some wood....
>>
>> Anyone notice that the next LPGA tournament is in Beaverton? Seems
>> appropriate somehow! ;-)
>
> Not really....since Oregon is the Beaver state.
>
> -Greg
>

Oh yes.
Really.
Since Beaverton is in Oregon, it IS appropriate, plus Parsons is making
reference to the private parts of the LPGA. Doh. See the smiley face?

Your light is dimming more and more every day. That showed when you
started telling us how st Larry is.

Frank Ross


 
Date: 15 Mar 2007 15:10:06
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On 15, 4:14 pm, Lloyd Parsons <lloydpars...@mac.com > wrote:
> BTW, what does it take to get the opportunity to play in one of the
> pro-am days. I would love to get the chance to be outdriven by a girl!

It usually takes a few thousand bucks.
And then you don't get Natalie. You get Barb "Rug" Mucha.



  
Date: 15 Mar 2007 17:24:35
From: Lloyd Parsons
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
In article <1173996606.751349.304690@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com >,
"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote:

> On 15, 4:14 pm, Lloyd Parsons <lloydpars...@mac.com> wrote:
> > BTW, what does it take to get the opportunity to play in one of the
> > pro-am days. I would love to get the chance to be outdriven by a girl!
>
> It usually takes a few thousand bucks.
> And then you don't get Natalie. You get Barb "Rug" Mucha.

That's probably out of my league, uh the money well maybe Barb too! ;-)

I guess I'll have to be satisfied to just go attend the State Farm
Classic in Springfield. Even if I don't take my clubs, I should be able
to find some wood....

Anyone notice that the next LPGA tournament is in Beaverton? Seems
appropriate somehow! ;-)


 
Date: 15 Mar 2007 13:42:55
From: Bobby Knight
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On Thu, 15 2007 09:09:25 -0400, "sfb" <sfb@spam.net > wrote:

>Some amateur paid a gazillion dollars to play with Tiger and he gets a
>driving range pro to help him on the course.There are photos in this
>morning's paper of local pros helping Tiger's amateurs in the Arnie Pro-Am
>so he doesn't have to associate with the unwashed masses.
>
I couldn't find the article, or pics, but I'm sure that you'll
enlighten all of us with a list of the touring pros that arrived early
to give lessons to their amateur Pro-Am partners.

It's gonna be a very, very, short list. Like zero. Surely you can
come up with a legitimate bitch about Tiger. This one is insipid.
___,
\o


  
Date: 15 Mar 2007 10:50:52
From: Lloyd Parsons
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
In article <tviiv2118g97d94m0u1ggava5kb9s6i4cb@4ax.com >,
Bobby Knight <bknight@conramp.net > wrote:

> On Thu, 15 2007 09:09:25 -0400, "sfb" <sfb@spam.net> wrote:
>
> >Some amateur paid a gazillion dollars to play with Tiger and he gets a
> >driving range pro to help him on the course.There are photos in this
> >morning's paper of local pros helping Tiger's amateurs in the Arnie Pro-Am
> >so he doesn't have to associate with the unwashed masses.
> >
> I couldn't find the article, or pics, but I'm sure that you'll
> enlighten all of us with a list of the touring pros that arrived early
> to give lessons to their amateur Pro-Am partners.
>
> It's gonna be a very, very, short list. Like zero. Surely you can
> come up with a legitimate bitch about Tiger. This one is insipid.
> ___,
> \o
>


   
Date: 15 Mar 2007 18:02:54
From: Bobby Knight
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On Thu, 15 2007 10:50:52 -0600, Lloyd Parsons
<lloydparsons@mac.com > wrote:

>In article <tviiv2118g97d94m0u1ggava5kb9s6i4cb@4ax.com>,
> Bobby Knight <bknight@conramp.net> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 15 2007 09:09:25 -0400, "sfb" <sfb@spam.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Some amateur paid a gazillion dollars to play with Tiger and he gets a
>> >driving range pro to help him on the course.There are photos in this
>> >morning's paper of local pros helping Tiger's amateurs in the Arnie Pro-Am
>> >so he doesn't have to associate with the unwashed masses.
>> >
>> I couldn't find the article, or pics, but I'm sure that you'll
>> enlighten all of us with a list of the touring pros that arrived early
>> to give lessons to their amateur Pro-Am partners.
>>
>> It's gonna be a very, very, short list. Like zero. Surely you can
>> come up with a legitimate bitch about Tiger. This one is insipid.

>> bk
>
>I'm with you!
>
>If I were ever in the position of having the opportunity to play with
>one of the top pros, why would I expect them to give me a lesson during
>the play? And frankly, what lesson would they be able to give? Am I
>built like Tiger? Am I in the superb physical shape he's in? And what
>would make you think that Tiger could even be a good teacher?
>
>I would enjoy the play and being able to watch a real pro go about their
>business up close and personal. That's really what it is all about.

I've played in several in years back, and you're correct.

Wonder where that list is? :-)
___,
\o


    
Date: 15 Mar 2007 14:14:16
From: Lloyd Parsons
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
In article <ke2jv2hf2aia9dd4a82h92im5p2rbcltvi@4ax.com >,
Bobby Knight <bknight@conramp.net > wrote:

> On Thu, 15 2007 10:50:52 -0600, Lloyd Parsons
> <lloydparsons@mac.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <tviiv2118g97d94m0u1ggava5kb9s6i4cb@4ax.com>,
> > Bobby Knight <bknight@conramp.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 15 2007 09:09:25 -0400, "sfb" <sfb@spam.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Some amateur paid a gazillion dollars to play with Tiger and he gets a
> >> >driving range pro to help him on the course.There are photos in this
> >> >morning's paper of local pros helping Tiger's amateurs in the Arnie
> >> >Pro-Am
> >> >so he doesn't have to associate with the unwashed masses.
> >> >
> >> I couldn't find the article, or pics, but I'm sure that you'll
> >> enlighten all of us with a list of the touring pros that arrived early
> >> to give lessons to their amateur Pro-Am partners.
> >>
> >> It's gonna be a very, very, short list. Like zero. Surely you can
> >> come up with a legitimate bitch about Tiger. This one is insipid.
>
> >> bk
> >
> >I'm with you!
> >
> >If I were ever in the position of having the opportunity to play with
> >one of the top pros, why would I expect them to give me a lesson during
> >the play? And frankly, what lesson would they be able to give? Am I
> >built like Tiger? Am I in the superb physical shape he's in? And what
> >would make you think that Tiger could even be a good teacher?
> >
> >I would enjoy the play and being able to watch a real pro go about their
> >business up close and personal. That's really what it is all about.
>
> I've played in several in years back, and you're correct.
>
> Wonder where that list is? :-)

> bk

BTW, what does it take to get the opportunity to play in one of the
pro-am days. I would love to get the chance to be outdriven by a girl!
;-)


     
Date: 15 Mar 2007 20:51:33
From: Bobby Knight
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On Thu, 15 2007 14:14:16 -0600, Lloyd Parsons
<lloydparsons@mac.com > wrote:

>In article <ke2jv2hf2aia9dd4a82h92im5p2rbcltvi@4ax.com>,
> Bobby Knight <bknight@conramp.net> wrote:

>> >I would enjoy the play and being able to watch a real pro go about their
>> >business up close and personal. That's really what it is all about.
>>
>> I've played in several in years back, and you're correct.
>>
>> Wonder where that list is? :-)
>
>> bk
>
>BTW, what does it take to get the opportunity to play in one of the
>pro-am days. I would love to get the chance to be outdriven by a girl!
>;-)

It's been several years...but I knew the pro at the club where the
tournament was being held, and he got me in....for a price, of course.

If all you want to happen is being out driven by a girl, just find a
way down here to Texas. We have a couple of them that can hit it
pretty well at my course, and there are better ones around.
___,
\o


 
Date: 15 Mar 2007 13:20:47
From: Bobby Knight
Subject: Re: His Worship Tiger has an assistent pro
On Thu, 15 2007 09:09:25 -0400, "sfb" <sfb@spam.net > wrote:

>Some amateur paid a gazillion dollars to play with Tiger and he gets a
>driving range pro to help him on the course.There are photos in this
>morning's paper of local pros helping Tiger's amateurs in the Arnie Pro-Am
>so he doesn't have to associate with the unwashed masses.
>
>
>
What paper is that?
___,
\o