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Date: 19 Dec 2006 13:35:03
From: The_Professor
Subject: Hate golfing with kids....
Golfed with some kid from a local high school golf team today. I only
played 9 holes, unfortunately. The weather is going to be bad for the
next few days, and I guess I'll be stuck in the house working on some
data. I guess I better not say anything about the cultural group the
kid identifies with, wouldn't want to offend anyone. I will say that
the kid is a King, FWIW. Anyways the kid "only" had 3 birdies for the 9
holes. Poor kid...had to put up with playing so bad...and he was a bit
upset with the way he was playing!

It always amazes me how well these kids play, the solid short games,
long off the tee, nice touch with the irons, nice smooth putting
stroke. I simply don't recall anyone having that much game when I was a
kid. Musta missed something.

A 4some (almost identified the cultural group the 4some identifies
with, but I caught it and deleted it!) cut in front of the kid on 10
too. I hope they let him through. Otherwise he had a long back 9!





 
Date: 20 Dec 2006 09:19:58
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Hate golfing with kids....
No need to delete it.

We already assume you're a ra.......golfer.



 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 18:08:00
From: Martin Levac
Subject: Re: Hate golfing with kids....

"The_Professor" <dbid@att.net > wrote in message
news:1166564103.645595.322620@i12g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Golfed with some kid from a local high school golf team today. I only
> played 9 holes, unfortunately. The weather is going to be bad for the
> next few days, and I guess I'll be stuck in the house working on some
> data. I guess I better not say anything about the cultural group the
> kid identifies with, wouldn't want to offend anyone. I will say that
> the kid is a King, FWIW. Anyways the kid "only" had 3 birdies for the 9
> holes. Poor kid...had to put up with playing so bad...and he was a bit
> upset with the way he was playing!
>
> It always amazes me how well these kids play, the solid short games,
> long off the tee, nice touch with the irons, nice smooth putting
> stroke. I simply don't recall anyone having that much game when I was a
> kid. Musta missed something.
>
> A 4some (almost identified the cultural group the 4some identifies
> with, but I caught it and deleted it!) cut in front of the kid on 10
> too. I hope they let him through. Otherwise he had a long back 9!
>

Saying you don't want to indentify the minority the kid was associated with
is just like saying he is associated with a minority. The length people go
to say things they don't want to say. Is it because he's a nigger? Is it
because he's a spic? Is it because he's a jew? Is it because he's a (insert
common term to designate visible minority)?

Or is it because you are an idiot?

Either you mention his cultural heritage or you don't. If you do, you step
over the line of pertinent and become impertinent.

Did this little nigger just kick you white ass? Oh, it has no bearing on the
situation. Well then, don't mention it. Don't even mention that you don't
want to mention that the kid is different. Don't even mention that you don't
want to mention that you don't want to mention anything you don't want to
mention. If you truly didn't want to mention it, you would have shut the
fuck up about it.

Fucking politically correct hypocrite. I'll forgive you if you shoot
yourself in the foot.


tin Levac




  
Date: 20 Dec 2006 06:27:12
From: bill-o
Subject: Re: Hate golfing with kids....

On 19-Dec-2006, "tin Levac" <vac3@REMOVEvideotron.ca > wrote:

Ouch that hook is gonna leave a k.

Ça fait mal à la gueule?
--
bill-o

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between
two golfers neither of whom can putt very well.


 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 14:56:59
From: Dene
Subject: Re: Hate golfing with kids....

The_Professor wrote:
> Dene wrote:
> > The_Professor wrote:
> > > Golfed with some kid from a local high school golf team today. I only
> > > played 9 holes, unfortunately. The weather is going to be bad for the
> > > next few days, and I guess I'll be stuck in the house working on some
> > > data. I guess I better not say anything about the cultural group the
> > > kid identifies with, wouldn't want to offend anyone. I will say that
> > > the kid is a King, FWIW. Anyways the kid "only" had 3 birdies for the 9
> > > holes. Poor kid...had to put up with playing so bad...and he was a bit
> > > upset with the way he was playing!
> > >
> > > It always amazes me how well these kids play, the solid short games,
> > > long off the tee, nice touch with the irons, nice smooth putting
> > > stroke. I simply don't recall anyone having that much game when I was a
> > > kid. Musta missed something.
> > >
> > > A 4some (almost identified the cultural group the 4some identifies
> > > with, but I caught it and deleted it!) cut in front of the kid on 10
> > > too. I hope they let him through. Otherwise he had a long back 9!
> >
> > Are you implying there were Female-Americans in the 4 some?
> >
> > -Greg
>
> Just 4 human beings playing golf!

Ah....Human-Americans.

-Greg



 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 22:55:17
From: George Orwell
Subject: Re: Hate golfing with kids....
In article <1166564103.645595.322620@i12g2000cwa.googlegroups.com >
"The_Professor" <dbid@att.net > wrote:
>
> Golfed with some kid from a local high school golf team today. I only
> played 9 holes, unfortunately. The weather is going to be bad for the
> next few days, and I guess I'll be stuck in the house working on some
> data. I guess I better not say anything about the cultural group the
> kid identifies with, wouldn't want to offend anyone. I will say that
> the kid is a King, FWIW. Anyways the kid "only" had 3 birdies for the 9
> holes. Poor kid...had to put up with playing so bad...and he was a bit
> upset with the way he was playing!
>
> It always amazes me how well these kids play, the solid short games,
> long off the tee, nice touch with the irons, nice smooth putting
> stroke. I simply don't recall anyone having that much game when I was a
> kid. Musta missed something.
>
> A 4some (almost identified the cultural group the 4some identifies
> with, but I caught it and deleted it!) cut in front of the kid on 10
> too. I hope they let him through. Otherwise he had a long back 9!

Ya but they really walk slow....like they're going to class instead of the next shot.
















 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 13:49:55
From: The_Professor
Subject: Re: Hate golfing with kids....

Dene wrote:
> The_Professor wrote:
> > Golfed with some kid from a local high school golf team today. I only
> > played 9 holes, unfortunately. The weather is going to be bad for the
> > next few days, and I guess I'll be stuck in the house working on some
> > data. I guess I better not say anything about the cultural group the
> > kid identifies with, wouldn't want to offend anyone. I will say that
> > the kid is a King, FWIW. Anyways the kid "only" had 3 birdies for the 9
> > holes. Poor kid...had to put up with playing so bad...and he was a bit
> > upset with the way he was playing!
> >
> > It always amazes me how well these kids play, the solid short games,
> > long off the tee, nice touch with the irons, nice smooth putting
> > stroke. I simply don't recall anyone having that much game when I was a
> > kid. Musta missed something.
> >
> > A 4some (almost identified the cultural group the 4some identifies
> > with, but I caught it and deleted it!) cut in front of the kid on 10
> > too. I hope they let him through. Otherwise he had a long back 9!
>
> Are you implying there were Female-Americans in the 4 some?
>
> -Greg

Just 4 human beings playing golf!



 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 13:40:26
From: Dene
Subject: Re: Hate golfing with kids....

The_Professor wrote:
> Golfed with some kid from a local high school golf team today. I only
> played 9 holes, unfortunately. The weather is going to be bad for the
> next few days, and I guess I'll be stuck in the house working on some
> data. I guess I better not say anything about the cultural group the
> kid identifies with, wouldn't want to offend anyone. I will say that
> the kid is a King, FWIW. Anyways the kid "only" had 3 birdies for the 9
> holes. Poor kid...had to put up with playing so bad...and he was a bit
> upset with the way he was playing!
>
> It always amazes me how well these kids play, the solid short games,
> long off the tee, nice touch with the irons, nice smooth putting
> stroke. I simply don't recall anyone having that much game when I was a
> kid. Musta missed something.
>
> A 4some (almost identified the cultural group the 4some identifies
> with, but I caught it and deleted it!) cut in front of the kid on 10
> too. I hope they let him through. Otherwise he had a long back 9!

Are you implying there were Female-Americans in the 4 some?

-Greg



  
Date: 20 Dec 2006 11:17:42
From: John Reddy
Subject: Re: Hate golfing with kids....
In article <1166564426.745236.157560@t46g2000cwa.googlegroups.com >,
"Dene" <gdstrue@aol.com > wrote:

> Are you implying there were Female-Americans in the 4 some?
>
> -Greg

Please learn the correct terminology so as not to offend any one group.
They don't like to be referred to as Female-Americans. The proper
appellation is Vagino-Americans.

Thank you.