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Date: 28 Mar 2007 01:59:45
From: Fantail
Subject: Golf sayings
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Hi All.
I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
"It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
hogget".. For those low shots.
"Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
bunker.
"Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
dropping in.
Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
Cheers Pete.
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Date: 13 Apr 2007 04:35:12
From: Birdie Bill
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On Apr 3, 9:20 am, Andr...@aol.com wrote:
> On Apr 2, 9:33 am, Andr...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > On 27, 9:59 pm, spin...@es.co.nz (Fantail) wrote:
>
> > > Hi All.
> > > I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> > > "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> > > hogget".. For those low shots.
> > > "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> > > bunker.
> > > "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> > > dropping in.
> > > Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> > > Cheers Pete.
>
> > Its a Dolly Parton...Use the whole cup!
>
> How about a short putt, A Nicaraguan...needed 1 more revolution!
A "cousin it" bush.
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Date: 03 Apr 2007 07:20:04
From:
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On Apr 2, 9:33 am, Andr...@aol.com wrote:
> On 27, 9:59 pm, spin...@es.co.nz (Fantail) wrote:
>
> > Hi All.
> > I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> > "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> > hogget".. For those low shots.
> > "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> > bunker.
> > "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> > dropping in.
> > Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> > Cheers Pete.
>
> Its a Dolly Parton...Use the whole cup!
How about a short putt, A Nicaraguan...needed 1 more revolution!
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Date: 02 Apr 2007 06:33:30
From:
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 27, 9:59 pm, spin...@es.co.nz (Fantail) wrote:
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
Its a Dolly Parton...Use the whole cup!
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Date: 30 Mar 2007 12:25:47
From: 704set
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
"A Son-in-Law Putt" - not bad, but could have been better.
704set
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Date: 31 Mar 2007 23:06:36
From: Fantail
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On Fri, 30 2007 12:25:47 -0400, "704set" <704set@no_email.com >
wrote:
>
>"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz> wrote in message
>news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
>> Hi All.
>> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>>
>> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
>> hogget".. For those low shots.
>> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
>> bunker.
>> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
>> dropping in.
>> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
>> Cheers Pete.
>
>"A Son-in-Law Putt" - not bad, but could have been better.
>
>704set
>
>Well thats a pretty good list, thanks all
Just thought of another one
"The last one always goes in" Usually in reference to the fourth putt.
Cheers Pete.
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 16:57:35
From: Dene
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 29, 9:31 am, The World Wide Wade <aderamey.a...@comcast.net >
wrote:
> You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen. - Lee Trevino
Hmmm...was it Arnold who said, "hit the ball as hard as you can, then
go look for it."
-Greg
Ps. Hi Francis
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Date: 30 Mar 2007 04:21:42
From: Jim McKinley
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Dene" <gdstrue@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1175212655.332057.24820@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> On 29, 9:31 am, The World Wide Wade <aderamey.a...@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>> You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen. - Lee Trevino
>
> Hmmm...was it Arnold who said, "hit the ball as hard as you can, then
> go look for it."
>
> -Greg
>
> Ps. Hi Francis
>.
Impress you friends with your golf statistics knowledge == "95% of all putts
that are short, do not go in the hole".
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Date: 12 Apr 2007 06:20:34
From: JC Cluney
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On Fri, 30 2007 04:21:42 GMT, "Jim McKinley"
<bigmck@sbcglobal.net > wrote:
>Impress you friends with your golf statistics knowledge == "95% of all putts
>that are short, do not go in the hole".
>
Our is 100%...
The comeback? "Yeah...100% of putts that go past the hole never go in
either."
Aloha,
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Date: 12 Apr 2007 16:34:47
From: Bob
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"JC Cluney" <cluneyj001@hawaii.rr.com > wrote in message
news:1ums13ps43rcq7hoit37esipq346lrf7ha@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 30 2007 04:21:42 GMT, "Jim McKinley"
> <bigmck@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>
>>Impress you friends with your golf statistics knowledge == "95% of all
>>putts
>>that are short, do not go in the hole".
>>
>
> Our is 100%...
>
> The comeback? "Yeah...100% of putts that go past the hole never go in
> either."
>
> Aloha,
You need to go back and read your quantum mechanics book!! :-) make that a
LARGE :-)
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 10:31:19
From: The World Wide Wade
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen. - Lee Trevino
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 11:31:31
From: DCinON
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On a long putt that comes up way short -- "Lots of chicken left on that
bone!"
Doug
"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 10:38:22
From: AKA gray asphalt
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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Drive for show and I'm putting for sh__.
"DCinON" <dchmlk@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:130nsh86fsj8j73@corp.supernews.com...
> On a long putt that comes up way short -- "Lots of chicken left on that
> bone!"
>
>
> Doug
>
>
> "Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz> wrote in message
> news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
>> Hi All.
>> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>>
>> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
>> hogget".. For those low shots.
>> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
>> bunker.
>> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
>> dropping in.
>> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
>> Cheers Pete.
>
>
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 21:46:21
From: MoiMoi
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Well, I've not been very good off the tee today, but fortunately my
short game has really sucked."
About the 3rd bunker, one becomes "Lawrence of Arabia"
MM
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 09:30:23
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Pull that tape tight!" - Don Donatello
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 06:46:46
From: Ben.
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 28, 10:27 pm, "Bowen Moursund" <bmmuse...@bmmnet.no.spam.us >
wrote:
> > A grounder off the tee.......Run it out!
>
> Worm burner.
Snake raper...
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 01:40:56
From: AKA gray asphalt
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
"froghair" for the fringe of the green.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 20:52:11
From: RonrutMR2
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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Fantail wrote:
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
"A victory lap", for those rare putts that go around the lip and in.
Ron
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 05:33:04
From: bill-o
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 28--2007, RonrutMR2 <ronrut@hotmail.com > wrote:
> "A victory lap", for those rare putts that go around the lip and in.
also an "all around good putt"
--
bill-o
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between
two golfers neither of whom can putt very well.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 16:18:07
From: Scott M. Kozel
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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spin...@es.co.nz (Fantail) wrote:
>
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
"Never up, never in", for putts that aren't hit hard enough to reach
the hole.
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Date: 31 Mar 2007 19:27:27
From: Michel Oui
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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Scott M. Kozel wrote:
>
> "Never up, never in"
"That's what she said."
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 09:35:21
From: the Moderator
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Scott M. Kozel" <kozelsm@comcast.net > wrote in message
news:1175123887.727991.83380@d57g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>
> "Never up, never in", for putts that aren't hit hard enough to reach
> the hole.
We say the same thing when they go well past the hole.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 16:37:52
From: Copper Emeritus
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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A pro has a little four footer with a slight break in it. TV Talking Heads
say "He has a little WORK left."
--
Copper Emeritus
Golf is not a matter of Life or Death,
it is MUCH more important than that!
"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 10:48:33
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Watch this par, ladies!"
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 14:33:17
From: John van der Pflum
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 28 2007 10:48:33 -0700, "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com >
wrote:
>"Watch this par, ladies!"
You read Stemmer's mind.
http://www.pbase.com/jpflumjr/image/33754061
--
jvdp
RSG Cincinnati July 13-15, 2007
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
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Date: 31 Mar 2007 23:48:17
From: Coach Wyatt
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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leave a putt short....."come on brenda"
3 putts on a green...."call me coach3putt"
i said the latter right before my hole in one last july....
the best i ever said... "oh my gosh it went in"...
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 08:44:50
From: Dene
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 27, 5:59 pm, spin...@es.co.nz (Fantail) wrote:
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
On a pop up drive. "That's an EA shot." Elephant's Ass.....high and
stinky.
Complimenting a big guy's drive. "Strong like bull...smell like
Russian woman."
(Be sure big guy has a sense of humor).
-Greg
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 08:34:15
From: EdSmithers
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings.
When someone hits a short one: "Looks like you hit it with your
purse."
When someone bitches about their equipment: "It's the Indian, not the
arrow.":
When someone gets an ugly par: "It's not how; it's how many."
Ed
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 19:26:14
From: Ben Ho
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"When someone gets an ugly par: "It's not how; it's how many.""
Also, just put the score on the card, you don' have to draw pictures.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 15:37:51
From: Bear
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 28 2007 08:34:15 -0700, "EdSmithers" <spirosdarlotts@yahoo.com >
wrote:
>
>> Hi All.
>> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings.
>
>When someone hits a short one: "Looks like you hit it with your
>purse."
>
>When someone bitches about their equipment: "It's the Indian, not the
>arrow.":
>
>When someone gets an ugly par: "It's not how; it's how many."
For us it is "No style points"
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 08:09:53
From: dugjustdug
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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Multiple lipped out putts = "I've burned more lips than a pyromaniacal
gynocologist."
A putt that is tracking and short is a Betty Davis. Great eyes and
louzy legs.
Popped up driver. "I think it lost tiles upon reentry."
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 15:34:59
From: Bear
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 28 2007 08:09:53 -0700, "dugjustdug" <prestigerealty@yvn.com >
wrote:
>Multiple lipped out putts = "I've burned more lips than a pyromaniacal
>gynocologist."
>
>A putt that is tracking and short is a Betty Davis. Great eyes and
>louzy legs.
For a putt that is coming up well short. "Grow Legs. Evolve!"
>
>Popped up driver. "I think it lost tiles upon reentry."
A Low short drive. "Good job keeping it under the wind"
Then there is the approach shot that lands well short. "Nice Layup".
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 07:36:02
From: Ben.
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 27, 8:59 pm, spin...@es.co.nz (Fantail) wrote:
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
Pop up off the tee: Elephant's ass; high and shitty.
Lipped out putt: A Mick Jagger; all lip and no satisfaction
Multiple lip-outs: You've tickled more lips today than a Harlem
dentist
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 06:29:52
From: me
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 27, 9:59 pm, spin...@es.co.nz (Fantail) wrote:
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
Ya know why they call it golf? All the other 4 letter words were
taken.
That's a Bolvia putt. Just needed on more revolution.
If ya wanted to go to the beach, ya shouldn't taken the Beachline
(local joke, there's a toll road to the beach by that name).
The grounds keeper is gonna throw you off the course if you
keep splitting his fairways like that.
At least they don't charge by the stroke.
Can I just start hating you now? (For a guy having a really good
day, really early).
If it was easy, everyone would play.
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Date: 29 Mar 2007 05:31:08
From: bill-o
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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On 28--2007, "me" <oconnell@slr.orl.lmco.com > wrote:
> That's a Bolvia putt. Just needed on more revolution.
That's Cuban in these parts
--
bill-o
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between
two golfers neither of whom can putt very well.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 07:48:48
From: the Moderator
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
The problem with my swing is that I am standing too close to the ball....
after I hit it.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 08:27:09
From: Michael Anselmo
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
A grounder off the tee.......Run it out!
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 22:27:10
From: Bowen Moursund
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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> A grounder off the tee.......Run it out!
Worm burner.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 21:28:09
From: Steve Gavette
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Bowen Moursund" <bmmusenet@bmmnet.no.spam.us > wrote in message
news:460b325b$0$24729$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> > A grounder off the tee.......Run it out!
>
> Worm burner.
And the compliment for a worm-burner:
"Nice putt..."
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 08:16:44
From: Frank Ketchum
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
"I've got it!" when somebody pops a shot straight up as in a baseball player
calling for the pop fly.
"Does your husband play?" when a shot/putt comes up way short.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 07:24:52
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Get your fist out of my ass.......it's almost our turn to tee off."
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 19:56:22
From: Ben Ho
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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A "Rock Hudson" ............Thought it was straight but it wasn't
"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 16:28:21
From: Rex
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Run like a robber's dog"
"Run like a sailor's dick"
"Pull up your pantyhose and have another putt" (Short putt)
"No guts no glory" (can be for either for either short or long putt)
Rex
"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
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Date: 27 Mar 2007 23:51:52
From: Tom K
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz > wrote in message
news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
> Hi All.
> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>
> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
> hogget".. For those low shots.
> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
> bunker.
> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
> dropping in.
> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
> Cheers Pete.
A "Lewinski". For a putt that lips the hole. "Only lip... no hole".
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 08:25:51
From: Michael Anselmo
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"Tom K" <tkanitra@optonline.net > wrote in message
news:rDlOh.273$GP.211@newsfe12.lga...
>
> "Fantail" <spinett@es.co.nz> wrote in message
> news:4609ca43.15377703@newsch.es.co.nz...
>> Hi All.
>> I am trying to compile a few golf sayings. Such as:
>>
>> "It will run like a dog thats being shot at", or "run like a skinny
>> hogget".. For those low shots.
>> "Look like you are on the Beirut lawn" For one thats landed in a
>> bunker.
>> "Good all round shot" For a putt that rolls round the cup before
>> dropping in.
>> Any other clever sayings on any aspect of the game.
>> Cheers Pete.
>
> A "Lewinski". For a putt that lips the hole. "Only lip... no hole".
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That used to be a "Prom Putt"
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Date: 27 Mar 2007 22:44:41
From: DoubleDD
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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When I want a ball to keep rolling-
"Run like uncle Willie's bad eye".
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Date: 28 Mar 2007 02:04:02
From: Bob
Subject: Re: Golf sayings
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"That's a small cap" ... A putt that goes a lot by the hole
... a little firm ...
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