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Date: 07 Mar 2007 18:46:27
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Subject: Do the math, Tiger
Tiger announce today that active duty military and children under 12
would get into his new tourney for free. The Stanford math department
must be happy. That might work if the tourney was in Florida, in
May, while kids are still in school. But in July, every kid in the
area is free to attend, and in DC, he is surround by military bases.
There will be no tickets left for paying customers.





 
Date: 07 Mar 2007 18:54:28
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Do the math, Tiger
On 7, 9:52 pm, BAR <scre...@you.com > wrote:
> a2mg...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > Tiger announce today that active duty military and children under 12
> > would get into his new tourney for free. The Stanford math department
> > must be happy. That might work if the tourney was in Florida, in
> > May, while kids are still in school. But in July, every kid in the
> > area is free to attend, and in DC, he is surround by military bases.
> > There will be no tickets left for paying customers.
>
> Do you really want to go stand out in the heat and humidity of a DC July
> day? Only if I can get a free pass.

Elin's tits will be in by then.



  
Date: 07 Mar 2007 22:21:24
From: BAR
Subject: Re: Do the math, Tiger
annika1980 wrote:
> On 7, 9:52 pm, BAR <scre...@you.com> wrote:
>> a2mg...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>> Tiger announce today that active duty military and children under 12
>>> would get into his new tourney for free. The Stanford math department
>>> must be happy. That might work if the tourney was in Florida, in
>>> May, while kids are still in school. But in July, every kid in the
>>> area is free to attend, and in DC, he is surround by military bases.
>>> There will be no tickets left for paying customers.
>> Do you really want to go stand out in the heat and humidity of a DC July
>> day? Only if I can get a free pass.
>
> Elin's tits will be in by then.
>

Doesn't the DC area tournament have a history of displaying the winner's
wife/girlfriend/female companion's tits in all of their glory?


 
Date: 07 Mar 2007 18:52:59
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Do the math, Tiger
On 7, 9:46 pm, a2mg...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Tiger announce today that active duty military and children under 12
> would get into his new tourney for free. The Stanford math department
> must be happy. That might work if the tourney was in Florida, in
> May, while kids are still in school. But in July, every kid in the
> area is free to attend, and in DC, he is surround by military bases.
> There will be no tickets left for paying customers.

I didn't go to Stanford, but it seems to me that they'd have the same
number of tickets left since the soliders and the kids won't need
them.
Tiger ain't no dummy. Now they'll get 80,000 people instead of
20,000.
Kill em on the concessions.
"Hey kid, wanna buy an official Tiger Woods cap? $25, please."
"Hey soldier, you'd look good in this new Nike chamo TW golf shirt.
$195, cash or charge?"








 
Date: 07 Mar 2007 21:52:40
From: BAR
Subject: Re: Do the math, Tiger
a2mgoog@yahoo.com wrote:
> Tiger announce today that active duty military and children under 12
> would get into his new tourney for free. The Stanford math department
> must be happy. That might work if the tourney was in Florida, in
> May, while kids are still in school. But in July, every kid in the
> area is free to attend, and in DC, he is surround by military bases.
> There will be no tickets left for paying customers.
>

Do you really want to go stand out in the heat and humidity of a DC July
day? Only if I can get a free pass.