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Date: 30 Dec 2006 13:18:42
From: DoubleDD
Subject: Daddy Tiger
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Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
Woods, 31, will become first-time father this summer
ANAHEIM, Calif. -" Tiger Woods celebrated his 31st birthday Saturday by
sharing some of his biggest news of the year - his wife is expecting their
first child this summer.
"Obviously, we couldn't be happier and our families are thrilled," Woods
said on his Web site. "I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my
father could be around to share the experience."
Woods and Elin Nordegren of Sweden ried in October 2004, and Woods has
said that he wanted children sooner instead of later. He did not say when in
the summer the baby is due, although it likely would be between the U.S.
Open and British Open."
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 22:42:19
From: Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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DoubleDD wrote:
> Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
> Woods, 31, will become first-time father this summer
> ANAHEIM, Calif. -" Tiger Woods celebrated his 31st birthday Saturday by
> sharing some of his biggest news of the year - his wife is expecting their
> first child this summer.
>
> "Obviously, we couldn't be happier and our families are thrilled," Woods
> said on his Web site. "I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my
> father could be around to share the experience."
>
> Woods and Elin Nordegren of Sweden ried in October 2004, and Woods has
> said that he wanted children sooner instead of later. He did not say when in
> the summer the baby is due, although it likely would be between the U.S.
> Open and British Open."
So what's the kid gonna be? A mongrel swede/thai/negro?? Oh well...
as long as he's not a beaner.
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Date: 01 Jan 2007 08:07:07
From: Chris Bellomy
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS <betaxxx@earthlink.net > wrote:
: So what's the kid gonna be? A mongrel swede/thai/negro?? Oh well...
: as long as he's not a beaner.
As long as he's not whatever the hell you are.
--
Chris Bellomy
C-List Charter Member
http://clist.org/
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 17:35:27
From: Tighthead
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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DoubleDD wrote:
> Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
> Woods, 31, will become first-time father this summer
> ANAHEIM, Calif. -" Tiger Woods celebrated his 31st birthday Saturday by
> sharing some of his biggest news of the year - his wife is expecting their
> first child this summer.
>
> "Obviously, we couldn't be happier and our families are thrilled," Woods
> said on his Web site. "I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my
> father could be around to share the experience."
>
> Woods and Elin Nordegren of Sweden ried in October 2004, and Woods has
> said that he wanted children sooner instead of later. He did not say when in
> the summer the baby is due, although it likely would be between the U.S.
> Open and British Open."
Is Tiger going to follow Earl's example and ignore the first three kids
and then be Superdad to the fourth?
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 18:19:23
From: George Orwell
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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In article <aO-dnarXKdv3MAvYnZ2dnUVZ_t-mnZ2d@comcast.com >
"DoubleDD" <dendeedid@yahoo.com > wrote:
>
> Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
> Woods, 31, will become first-time father this summer
> ANAHEIM, Calif. -" Tiger Woods celebrated his 31st birthday Saturday by
> sharing some of his biggest news of the year - his wife is expecting their
> first child this summer.
>
> "Obviously, we couldn't be happier and our families are thrilled," Woods
> said on his Web site. "I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my
> father could be around to share the experience."
>
> Woods and Elin Nordegren of Sweden ried in October 2004, and Woods has
> said that he wanted children sooner instead of later. He did not say when in
> the summer the baby is due, although it likely would be between the U.S.
> Open and British Open."
So much for the nudie pics of the wife.
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 17:32:42
From: Howard Brazee
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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On Sun, 31 Dec 2006 18:19:23 +0100 (CET), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it > wrote:
>> Woods and Elin Nordegren of Sweden ried in October 2004, and Woods has
>> said that he wanted children sooner instead of later. He did not say when in
>> the summer the baby is due, although it likely would be between the U.S.
>> Open and British Open."
>
>So much for the nudie pics of the wife.
I could see someone taking the Demi Moore cover of Vanity Fair and
putting Elin's head on it...
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 11:51:18
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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The kid will eventually pen an autobiography titled "My Two Moms".
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 12:27:39
From: John Reddy
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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In article <aO-dnarXKdv3MAvYnZ2dnUVZ_t-mnZ2d@comcast.com >,
"DoubleDD" <dendeedid@yahoo.com > wrote:
> Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
Does your life suck so bad that you have to make up stupid shit that's
not even remotely funny?
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Date: 01 Jan 2007 15:18:25
From: John Reddy
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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In article <johnreddy-0E2F6F.07273931122006@news.verizon.net >,
John Reddy <johnreddy@contbuilding.com > wrote:
> In article <aO-dnarXKdv3MAvYnZ2dnUVZ_t-mnZ2d@comcast.com>,
> "DoubleDD" <dendeedid@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
>
> Does your life suck so bad that you have to make up stupid shit that's
> not even remotely funny?
My apologies. At the time I first read this, I googled references for
Tiger, pregnancy, fatherhood, etc. and did not find anything so I
assumed you were making it up.
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 13:58:55
From: Bobby Knight
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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On Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:27:39 GMT, John Reddy
<johnreddy@contbuilding.com > wrote:
>In article <aO-dnarXKdv3MAvYnZ2dnUVZ_t-mnZ2d@comcast.com>,
> "DoubleDD" <dendeedid@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
>
>Does your life suck so bad that you have to make up stupid shit that's
>not even remotely funny?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16406913/
___,
\o
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Date: 30 Dec 2006 22:23:02
From: Dene
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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annika1980 wrote:
> DoubleDD wrote:
> > Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
> > Woods, 31, will become first-time father this summer
>
> That's about the only thing he hasn't withdrawn from lately.
>
> I wonder if he's cancelling the rest of his tournament appearances
> until the little Messiah is born? Anybody wanna predict the name of
> the child? I say if it's a girl he goes with Michelle Annika Woods and
> if it's a boy something like Benjamin Jackson Woods. Or maybe Jack
> Hogan.
If it is a boy, it's named after TW's father....somehow.'
-Greg
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Date: 30 Dec 2006 21:36:43
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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Birdie Bill wrote:
> On Dec 30, 6:15 pm, "annika1980" <annika1...@aol.com> wrote:
> > Anybody wanna predict the name of
> > the child?
>
> Earlina Nike Woods
Yeah, you gotta figure Earl is going to be in there somewhere if he has
a manchild.
Some names that won't make the cut .... Phillip, Ernest, Butch, Frank
Urban, and Colin.
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Date: 30 Dec 2006 19:46:15
From: Birdie Bill
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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On Dec 30, 6:15 pm, "annika1980" <annika1...@aol.com > wrote:
> Anybody wanna predict the name of
> the child?
Earlina Nike Woods
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Date: 30 Dec 2006 16:15:39
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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DoubleDD wrote:
> Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
> Woods, 31, will become first-time father this summer
That's about the only thing he hasn't withdrawn from lately.
I wonder if he's cancelling the rest of his tournament appearances
until the little Messiah is born? Anybody wanna predict the name of
the child? I say if it's a girl he goes with Michelle Annika Woods and
if it's a boy something like Benjamin Jackson Woods. Or maybe Jack
Hogan.
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 18:34:23
From: George Orwell
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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In article <1167524139.035741.228000@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com >
"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote:
>
>
> DoubleDD wrote:
> > Tiger's birthday present: Child on the way
> > Woods, 31, will become first-time father this summer
>
> That's about the only thing he hasn't withdrawn from lately.
Don't be too sure. He might have tried to withdraw and sliced one instead. THen again, he's spent most of the summer in the bushes so it was only a matter of time.
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Date: 30 Dec 2006 15:12:02
From: multi
Subject: Re: Daddy Tiger
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On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 13:18:42 -0500, "DoubleDD" <dendeedid@yahoo.com >
wrote:
>Tiger Woods celebrated his 31st birthday Saturday by
>sharing some of his biggest news of the year - his wife is expecting their
>first child this summer.
Elin told me she was on the pill. I've been used!
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