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Date: 08 Apr 2007 04:36:15
From: EdSmithers
Subject: Black Jesus on Easter Sunday
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It says here that Black Jesus ties Appleby on the first hole, passes
him on the 2nd, and then is never touched again.
If Appleby is smart, he'll touch the hem of Black Jesus's garment
before they tee off, because after that it's all nothing but Hades for
everyone else on the course.
I don't even have to watch a minute of it. All the haters will be
choking, and that includes quite a few in green jackets. Lovely,
delicious. Black Jesus slams another one down the throat of white
America.
Ed
PS: How many white people born in Jerusalem that year? Uh, not many.
You do the math on that one, too.
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Date: 09 Apr 2007 09:57:08
From: Dene
Subject: Re: Black Jesus on Easter Sunday
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On Apr 8, 4:36 am, "EdSmithers" <spirosdarlo...@yahoo.com > wrote:
> It says here that Black Jesus ties Appleby on the first hole, passes
> him on the 2nd, and then is never touched again.
>
> If Appleby is smart, he'll touch the hem of Black Jesus's garment
> before they tee off, because after that it's all nothing but Hades for
> everyone else on the course.
>
> I don't even have to watch a minute of it. All the haters will be
> choking, and that includes quite a few in green jackets. Lovely,
> delicious. Black Jesus slams another one down the throat of white
> America.
>
> Ed
>
> PS: How many white people born in Jerusalem that year? Uh, not many.
> You do the math on that one, too.
Black Jesus is busy. First he was at the Masters, then today he's
with Sharpton's radio program, hearing Imus beg forgiveness.
-Greg
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Date: 08 Apr 2007 22:19:01
From: Golfwichita
Subject: Re: Black Jesus on Easter Sunday
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"EdSmithers" <spirosdarlotts@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1176032175.463519.133710@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
> It says here that Black Jesus ties Appleby on the first hole, passes
> him on the 2nd, and then is never touched again.
>
> If Appleby is smart, he'll touch the hem of Black Jesus's garment
> before they tee off, because after that it's all nothing but Hades for
> everyone else on the course.
>
> I don't even have to watch a minute of it. All the haters will be
> choking, and that includes quite a few in green jackets. Lovely,
> delicious. Black Jesus slams another one down the throat of white
> America.
>
> Ed
>
> PS: How many white people born in Jerusalem that year? Uh, not many.
> You do the math on that one, too.
>
Nope.
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Date: 09 Apr 2007 00:20:20
From: Otto
Subject: Re: Black Jesus on Easter Sunday
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Who in the hell is Jesus?
Otto
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Date: 09 Apr 2007 17:29:43
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Black Jesus on Easter Sunday
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"Otto" <ottondebREMOVE%$#%^%$@@bellsouth.net > wrote in message
news:M9jSh.29868$_a1.19261@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> Who in the hell is Jesus?
>
> Otto
>
A popular Jew
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Date: 08 Apr 2007 23:43:01
From: bill-o
Subject: Re: Black Jesus on Easter Sunday
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On 8-Apr-2007, "EdSmithers" <spirosdarlotts@yahoo.com > wrote:
> I don't even have to watch a minute of it. All the haters will be
> choking, and that includes quite a few in green jackets. Lovely,
> delicious. Black Jesus slams another one down the throat of white
> America.
Excellent pre-de-lick-tion Nostril-damn-us!
--
bill-o
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between
two golfers neither of whom can putt very well.
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