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Date: 04 Dec 2006 22:03:12
From: Spacton Klempert
Subject: A smelly question
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If, during the course of tournament play, an LPGA golfer
begins to emit a vaginal odor, what options (if any) are
available to her under the current Rules of Golf?
In your opinion, which LPGA members would be most likely
to be afflicted with this problem? (Among players currently
active on the tour.)
Thank you,
Spacton Klempert
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 18:06:38
From: Scott M. Kozel
Subject: Re: A smelly question
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John B. wrote:
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> Spacton Klempert wrote:
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> > If, during the course of tournament play, an LPGA golfer
> > begins to emit a vaginal odor, what options (if any) are
> > available to her under the current Rules of Golf?
> >
> > In your opinion, which LPGA members would be most likely
> > to be afflicted with this problem? (Among players currently
> > active on the tour.)
> >
> > Thank you,
> >
> > Spacton Klempert
>
> Rule 37.3.1(a) of the Lesbian Professional Golf Association clearly
> states that any player may request a suspension of tournament play if
> the odor emanating from another player's vagina is so prevalent as to
> affect said player's concentration. The player whose vagina smells is
> penalized one stroke.
It's not a DQ?
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 10:37:55
From: John B.
Subject: Re: A smelly question
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Spacton Klempert wrote:
> If, during the course of tournament play, an LPGA golfer
> begins to emit a vaginal odor, what options (if any) are
> available to her under the current Rules of Golf?
>
> In your opinion, which LPGA members would be most likely
> to be afflicted with this problem? (Among players currently
> active on the tour.)
>
> Thank you,
>
> Spacton Klempert
Rule 37.3.1(a) of the Lesbian Professional Golf Association clearly
states that any player may request a suspension of tournament play if
the odor emanating from another player's vagina is so prevalent as to
affect said player's concentration. The player whose vagina smells is
penalized one stroke.
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 09:09:00
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: A smelly question
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An LPGA golfer with a vagina.
That's a good one.
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 18:00:08
From: Ben Ho
Subject: Re: A smelly question
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This has obviously been occupying your brain for a long time, too long.....
in fact....... if I'm not mistaken...and I'm usually not....... its emitting
a shit odour..........gee I wonder why?
"Spacton Klempert" <klempert@fishy.com > wrote in message
news:sdgyt6rt4e63dtwetd62983t6rt@fishy.com...
> If, during the course of tournament play, an LPGA golfer
> begins to emit a vaginal odor, what options (if any) are
> available to her under the current Rules of Golf?
>
> In your opinion, which LPGA members would be most likely
> to be afflicted with this problem? (Among players currently
> active on the tour.)
>
> Thank you,
>
> Spacton Klempert
>
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Date: 04 Dec 2006 22:28:22
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A smelly question
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Spacton Klempert wrote:
> If, during the course of tournament play, an LPGA golfer
> begins to emit a vaginal odor, what options (if any) are
> available to her under the current Rules of Golf?
Breathe through their mouth and put a clothespin on their nose?
> In your opinion, which LPGA members would be most likely
> to be afflicted with this problem?
The ones with vaginas?
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