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Date: 07 Oct 2006 21:15:28
From: Big Bobby Clobber
Subject: A po-em
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My arm is in a sling,
I've got a bad wing.
Can't make a golf swing.
I'm really pissed off.
By Henry Gibson
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Date: 09 Oct 2006 10:49:11
From: Dene
Subject: Re: A po-em
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3 degrees, or just 2,
I yearn for 2 putts, not 3
Was there 6 at Tri-Cities,
Or 5?
Zero percent Ocho predicts,
God contradicts
High 80's equals 7.5
An RSG 4 iron goes 205
Breakfast with Brad costs much,
But not to Dave, who makes 40k a month
Fitz is 55
Strauss is still alive
Can't recall a post 460 days ago
The Google Go-fer does...
Bonar yields 25 additional yards
A BK Boner...priceless
Speaking of, he'll someday shoot his age,
While Phlum routinely shoots his weight.
Yet more mathematical mysteries abound...
Annika's 1980?
Tex's beer consumption since RSG-Cinc?
The number of Eric's returns?
10-11-0-1 refers to PP1 or PP2?
The actual value of 5k?
Did Arnie get the senior discount?
Bret's Fall focus...foliage, foley, Fuji, football
or first wife?
Lowest figure...friends of dene or Bellomy's net worth?
Posts exceeding pee breaks....Brazee or Knight?
Who takes the longest to pee...Brazee or Knight?
LLarry's trolls catch how many per post?
Number of dead cows to make a belt for Randy Brown
But the greatest quandry remains....
" I do not patronize spammers. Help keep RSG clean!
GCA Accredited Clubmaker. Web Site:
http://www.dalecki.net/clubdoctor"
-Greg
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Date: 09 Oct 2006 09:46:08
From: Miss Anne Thrope
Subject: Re: A po-em
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tha's passion was baked beans.
It's a dish that she always enjoys.
She's heard if you eat too many,
you might make an embarrassing noise.
Now she eats more than ever.
Enough to make all of you sick.
And she washes them down with pineapple juice, cuz she loves Hawaiian
music.
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 07:07:00
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: A po-em
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Big Bobby Clobber wrote:
> My arm is in a sling,
> I've got a bad wing.
> Can't make a golf swing.
> I'm really pissed off.
>
> By Henry Gibson
My ball rolled in
a stack of logs.
HOW ABOUT THEM
FUCKIN DAWGS!
Go Big Orange!
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 22:06:11
From: Roger Thaat
Subject: Re: A po-em
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Big Bobby Clobber wrote:
> My arm is in a sling,
> I've got a bad wing.
> Can't make a golf swing.
> I'm really pissed off.
>
> By Henry Gibson
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme.
This one doesn't.
--
Roger Thaat
You may remember me. I used to be called Howard U. Dewing, but only one
guy ever answered the question.
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 20:23:48
From: Thor
Subject: Re: A po-em
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On Oct 7 2006 7:06 PM, Roger Thaat wrote:
> Big Bobby Clobber wrote:
> > My arm is in a sling,
> > I've got a bad wing.
> > Can't make a golf swing.
> > I'm really pissed off.
> >
> > By Henry Gibson
>
> Roses are red.
> Violets are blue.
> Some poems rhyme.
> This one doesn't.
>
My ball is in the woods
I wonder how it got there?
It couldn't have been my swing
I guess I need new clubs.
--
-- David "Thor" Collard
-- My It is golf.
-- 12th annual RSG-Ohio Sept 2007
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Date: 07 Oct 2006 22:20:44
From: Bob Cotter
Subject: Re: A po-em
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In article <4j7mv3x2e2.ln2@recgroups.com >, "Thor" <thorpub@rsgohio.com>
wrote:
> On Oct 7 2006 7:06 PM, Roger Thaat wrote:
>
> > Big Bobby Clobber wrote:
> > > My arm is in a sling,
> > > I've got a bad wing.
> > > Can't make a golf swing.
> > > I'm really pissed off.
> > >
> > > By Henry Gibson
> >
> > Roses are red.
> > Violets are blue.
> > Some poems rhyme.
> > This one doesn't.
> >
>
> My ball is in the woods
> I wonder how it got there?
> It couldn't have been my swing
> I guess I need new clubs.
Golf
Club moves through the air
Ball veers sharply to the right
Yet another slice
Cheers... Bob
--
If replying by email, please remove the removes.
Visit my home course at <http://www.sunshinecoastgolf.com >
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Date: 08 Oct 2006 15:41:37
From: Big Bobby Clobber
Subject: Re: A po-em
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Bob Cotter wrote:
> In article <4j7mv3x2e2.ln2@recgroups.com>, "Thor" <thorpub@rsgohio.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Oct 7 2006 7:06 PM, Roger Thaat wrote:
>>
>>> Big Bobby Clobber wrote:
>>>> My arm is in a sling,
>>>> I've got a bad wing.
>>>> Can't make a golf swing.
>>>> I'm really pissed off.
>>>>
>>>> By Henry Gibson
>>> Roses are red.
>>> Violets are blue.
>>> Some poems rhyme.
>>> This one doesn't.
>>>
>> My ball is in the woods
>> I wonder how it got there?
>> It couldn't have been my swing
>> I guess I need new clubs.
>
> Golf
> Club moves through the air
> Ball veers sharply to the right
> Yet another slice
>
> Cheers... Bob
>
That's got to be the best(and only)haiku in the history of RSG!
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