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Date: 04 Nov 2006 07:44:05
From: annika1980
Subject: A Gift for Larry
It's almost the Holiday Shopping season.
Be the first on your block to own one of these:

http://www.gop.com/store/Detail.aspx?id=3





 
Date: 06 Nov 2006 08:35:54
From: larryrsf
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry


On Nov 6, 6:20 am, "jeffc" <jeffc...@yahoo.com > wrote:
> "S McFarlane" <s...@nothanks.com> wrote in messagenews:bGx3h.2354$Wd5.516@trnddc05...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Head Shot" <HeadS...@TakeTheShot.kgb> wrote in message
> >news:jGw3h.4778$U76.320@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
> >> jeffc wrote:
> >>> "Go home". Hilarious. Another arrogant, ignorant American.
>
> >> Arrogant Americans kicked the asses of the British in 1776 and 1812; and
> >> then the British came to us begging us to save them from Hitler in 1941.
> >> You are our bitches. Now dance, kook.
>
> > Damn, I hate to see that sort of thing outside of sit coms. Head Shot,
> > your name doesn't happen to be Norm, does it?
>
> > Now, what could make this really a perfect moment is for jeffc to go on
> > about how lovely his hometown Sydney is this time of year...What a moron. Clark IS home, and the internet isn't American. I know some
> concepts like that are super tricky.- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -

He could become an American Citizen-- IF he could pass the examination
and get someone to sponsor him. Something tells me we know now why he
is still a resident alien.

Larry



  
Date: 06 Nov 2006 18:59:30
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
larryrsf wrote:
> He could become an American Citizen-- IF he could pass the examination
> and get someone to sponsor him. Something tells me we know now why he
> is still a resident alien.

I would rather have William than any illegal alien that has ever come to
USA. He adds value; even if I do not agree with his liberal views.

--
___________________________________________________________
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




   
Date: 07 Nov 2006 08:39:29
From: William A. T. Clark
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
In article <z%P3h.5277$U76.1175@bignews5.bellsouth.net >,
"Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb > wrote:

> larryrsf wrote:
> > He could become an American Citizen-- IF he could pass the examination
> > and get someone to sponsor him. Something tells me we know now why he
> > is still a resident alien.
>
> I would rather have William than any illegal alien that has ever come to
> USA. He adds value; even if I do not agree with his liberal views.

Thank you. We can agree to disagree without resorting to the kind of
paranoia that seems to be part of Larry's make up.

Long may it continue.

William Clark


    
Date: 07 Nov 2006 20:46:40
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
William A. T. Clark wrote:
> Thank you. We can agree to disagree without resorting to the kind of
> paranoia

But remember: just because you are paranoid does *not* mean that 'they'
are not out to get you. LOL


--
___________________________________________________________
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




  
Date: 06 Nov 2006 13:51:30
From: William A. T. Clark
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
In article <1162830954.371221.79650@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com >,
"larryrsf" <larry@deldata.com > wrote:

> On Nov 6, 6:20 am, "jeffc" <jeffc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > "S McFarlane" <s...@nothanks.com> wrote in
> > messagenews:bGx3h.2354$Wd5.516@trnddc05...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > "Head Shot" <HeadS...@TakeTheShot.kgb> wrote in message
> > >news:jGw3h.4778$U76.320@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
> > >> jeffc wrote:
> > >>> "Go home". Hilarious. Another arrogant, ignorant American.
> >
> > >> Arrogant Americans kicked the asses of the British in 1776 and 1812;
> > >> and
> > >> then the British came to us begging us to save them from Hitler in 1941.
> > >> You are our bitches. Now dance, kook.
> >
> > > Damn, I hate to see that sort of thing outside of sit coms. Head Shot,
> > > your name doesn't happen to be Norm, does it?
> >
> > > Now, what could make this really a perfect moment is for jeffc to go on
> > > about how lovely his hometown Sydney is this time of year...What a moron.
> > > Clark IS home, and the internet isn't American. I know some
> > concepts like that are super tricky.- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text
> > -
>
> He could become an American Citizen-- IF he could pass the examination
> and get someone to sponsor him. Something tells me we know now why he
> is still a resident alien.
>
> Larry

I could, indeed. However, learning the words to the "Star Spangled
Banner" is a little beyond me, and the dog howls every time I try to
sing it, so I think I would fail.

On the other hand, it would put me in the same category as you, Larry,
and that would truly disgust me.

William Clark


   
Date: 07 Nov 2006 17:27:04
From: jeffc
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry

>> He could become an American Citizen-- IF he could pass the examination
>> and get someone to sponsor him. Something tells me we know now why he
>> is still a resident alien.

Clark is a resident alien? If so I didn't know that - ignore my previous
comments.




   
Date: 06 Nov 2006 19:01:28
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
William A. T. Clark wrote:
> I could, indeed. However, learning the words to the "Star Spangled
> Banner" is a little beyond me,

It's a bar song. How hard could it be? They would probably let you drink
a warm Bass while singing it. *

* After owning an MGB with a Lucas generator; I understand why British beer
is warm.


--
___________________________________________________________
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




 
Date: 06 Nov 2006 10:17:01
From: MnMikew
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry

"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1162655045.554579.271430@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> It's almost the Holiday Shopping season.
> Be the first on your block to own one of these:
>
> http://www.gop.com/store/Detail.aspx?id=3
>
http://www.thoseshirts.com/cat.html




 
Date: 04 Nov 2006 11:02:15
From: William A. T. Clark
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
In article <1162655045.554579.271430@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com >,
"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote:

> http://www.gop.com/store/Detail.aspx?id=3

Is there an "I am embarrassed . . . " version, too ? Seems to me that
would be a better money maker right now.

William Clark


  
Date: 04 Nov 2006 12:07:54
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
William A. T. Clark wrote:
> In article <1162655045.554579.271430@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> http://www.gop.com/store/Detail.aspx?id=3
>
> Is there an "I am embarrassed . . . " version, too ? Seems to me that
> would be a better money maker right now.

I want an "Idiotic immigrant go home" one with your picture on it. I can
wipe my ass with it and mail it back to your University. Coward.



--
___________________________________________________________
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




   
Date: 06 Nov 2006 01:34:54
From: jeffc
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry

"Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb > wrote in message
news:FN33h.1581$GE1.981@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> William A. T. Clark wrote:
>> In article <1162655045.554579.271430@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
>> "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>> http://www.gop.com/store/Detail.aspx?id=3
>>
>> Is there an "I am embarrassed . . . " version, too ? Seems to me that
>> would be a better money maker right now.
>
> I want an "Idiotic immigrant go home"

"Go home". Hilarious. Another arrogant, ignorant American.




    
Date: 05 Nov 2006 20:59:47
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
jeffc wrote:
> "Go home". Hilarious. Another arrogant, ignorant American.


Arrogant Americans kicked the asses of the British in 1776 and 1812; and
then the British came to us begging us to save them from Hitler in 1941.
You are our bitches. Now dance, kook.


--
___________________________________________________________
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




     
Date: 06 Nov 2006 14:18:19
From: jeffc
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry

"Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb > wrote in message
news:jGw3h.4778$U76.320@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
> jeffc wrote:
>> "Go home". Hilarious. Another arrogant, ignorant American.
>
>
> Arrogant Americans kicked the asses of the British in 1776 and 1812; and
> then the British came to us begging us to save them from Hitler in 1941.
> You are our bitches. Now dance, kook.

Could you be any more ignorant? I'm American asshole. I'll bet you have
quite a large penis, BTW.




      
Date: 06 Nov 2006 18:55:55
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
jeffc wrote:
> I'll bet you
> have quite a large penis, BTW.


I don't think you need to be worrying about other men's penises on Usenet.
For any reason. *

*that statement does not make me a homophobe.


--
___________________________________________________________
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




       
Date: 07 Nov 2006 17:26:20
From: jeffc
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry

"Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb > wrote in message
news:dYP3h.5275$U76.4503@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
> jeffc wrote:
>> I'll bet you
>> have quite a large penis, BTW.
>
>
> I don't think you need to be worrying about other men's penises on Usenet.
> For any reason. *
>
> *that statement does not make me a homophobe.

I'm hardly worried. I'm just saying it's mostly likely small, and you're
talking big to try to give the impression it's big. Get it yet?




        
Date: 07 Nov 2006 20:50:29
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
jeffc wrote:
> "Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb> wrote in message
>> jeffc wrote:
>>> I'll bet you
>>> have quite a large penis, BTW.
>>
>>
>> I don't think you need to be worrying about other men's penises on
>> Usenet. For any reason. *
>>
>> *that statement does not make me a homophobe.
>
> I'm hardly worried. I'm just saying it's mostly likely small, and
> you're talking big to try to give the impression it's big. Get it
> yet?


Look, loser - I am asking nicely for you to find something else to worry
about besides my penis. I am not going to let you play with it; no matter
how you beg. I don't talk about it, and you shouldn't either. I am see
you also have an issue where you need to find out how big or bad I am. My
address publicly available without too much digging, and you are welcome to
do whatever you think you have to do.


--
___________________________________________________________
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




         
Date: 09 Nov 2006 02:52:19
From: jeffc
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry

"Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb > wrote in message
news:AJa4h.10591$3L.8813@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
>
> Look, loser - I am asking nicely for you to find something else to
> worry about besides my penis. I am not going to let you play with it;
> no matter how you beg. I don't talk about it, and you shouldn't either.
> I am see you also have an issue where you need to find out how big or bad
> I am. My address publicly available without too much digging, and you
> are welcome to do whatever you think you have to do.

What I have to do is point out how dull and macho you are.




     
Date: 06 Nov 2006 03:07:51
From: S McFarlane
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry

"Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb > wrote in message
news:jGw3h.4778$U76.320@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
> jeffc wrote:
>> "Go home". Hilarious. Another arrogant, ignorant American.
>
>
> Arrogant Americans kicked the asses of the British in 1776 and 1812; and
> then the British came to us begging us to save them from Hitler in 1941.
> You are our bitches. Now dance, kook.

Damn, I hate to see that sort of thing outside of sit coms. Head Shot, your
name doesn't happen to be Norm, does it?

Now, what could make this really a perfect moment is for jeffc to go on
about how lovely his hometown Sydney is this time of year...

Scott




      
Date: 06 Nov 2006 14:20:30
From: jeffc
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry

"S McFarlane" <spam@nothanks.com > wrote in message
news:bGx3h.2354$Wd5.516@trnddc05...
>
> "Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb> wrote in message
> news:jGw3h.4778$U76.320@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
>> jeffc wrote:
>>> "Go home". Hilarious. Another arrogant, ignorant American.
>>
>>
>> Arrogant Americans kicked the asses of the British in 1776 and 1812; and
>> then the British came to us begging us to save them from Hitler in 1941.
>> You are our bitches. Now dance, kook.
>
> Damn, I hate to see that sort of thing outside of sit coms. Head Shot,
> your name doesn't happen to be Norm, does it?
>
> Now, what could make this really a perfect moment is for jeffc to go on
> about how lovely his hometown Sydney is this time of year...

What a moron. Clark IS home, and the internet isn't American. I know some
concepts like that are super tricky.




      
Date: 05 Nov 2006 22:10:46
From: Head Shot
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
S McFarlane wrote:
> "Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb> wrote in message
>> jeffc wrote:
>>> "Go home". Hilarious. Another arrogant, ignorant American.
>>
>>
>> Arrogant Americans kicked the asses of the British in 1776 and 1812;
>> and then the British came to us begging us to save them from Hitler
>> in 1941. You are our bitches. Now dance, kook.
>
> Damn, I hate to see that sort of thing outside of sit coms. Head
> Shot, your name doesn't happen to be Norm, does it?


Nope. And Sydney is just a British penal colony. So my kidding on a
square still applies. And I don't like his football either.


--
___________________________________________________________
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises,
I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it
gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. -- Thomas
Jefferson




   
Date: 04 Nov 2006 12:18:01
From: William A. T. Clark
Subject: Re: A Gift for Larry
In article <FN33h.1581$GE1.981@bignews7.bellsouth.net >,
"Head Shot" <HeadShot@TakeTheShot.kgb > wrote:

> William A. T. Clark wrote:
> > In article <1162655045.554579.271430@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> > "annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com> wrote:
> >
> >> http://www.gop.com/store/Detail.aspx?id=3
> >
> > Is there an "I am embarrassed . . . " version, too ? Seems to me that
> > would be a better money maker right now.
>
> I want an "Idiotic immigrant go home" one with your picture on it. I can
> wipe my ass with it and mail it back to your University. Coward.

Oh, dear, we are grumpy today. Too many Bud Lights last night?

William Clark