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Date: 18 Mar 2007 22:57:08
From: Dick Skinner
Subject: 60 Years Of Golf...
.and Arnold Palmer remains uncircumcised.

Amazing!

Dick





 
Date: 20 Mar 2007 11:22:35
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: 60 Years Of Golf...
On 20, 2:16 pm, "\"R&B\"" <noneofyourbusin...@all.com > wrote:
> Hmmmm... that's not quite the way I remember it. But hey....it's been 15
> years or so.
>

My friend The Oldest Member is often questioned about some of his
tales.
He'll say, "That may not be exactly how it happened, but it's how I
remember it."



 
Date: 20 Mar 2007 11:11:21
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: 60 Years Of Golf...
On 19, 7:40 pm, "\"R&B\"" <noneofyourbusin...@all.com > wrote:
> Hey, I don't know how HE knows....but I bumped into Arnie in the men's room
> at a hotel after he spoke at a business luncheon in Dallas. He was walking
> in as I was walking out. We spoke briefly. What the hell do you say to
> Arnold Palmer in the bathroom? Right. Not much.
>
> Can't say I stuck around to get a look. But if I'd been interested (I
> wasn't) I could have.

Translation:

Randy was doing his business in the men's room when Arnie bursted in,
almost knocking down another guy as he raced up to the urinal next to
the one Randy was using, unzipped his fly and unleashed a heavy stream
that chipped the porcelain.

"Just made it!" said The King.

Randy took a quick peek and was impressed.
"Hey Arnie, can you make me one just like it?"





  
Date: 20 Mar 2007 14:16:05
From: \R&B\
Subject: Re: 60 Years Of Golf...
"annika1980" <annika1980@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1174414281.531821.143870@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> On 19, 7:40 pm, "\"R&B\"" <noneofyourbusin...@all.com> wrote:
>> Hey, I don't know how HE knows....but I bumped into Arnie in the men's
>> room
>> at a hotel after he spoke at a business luncheon in Dallas. He was
>> walking
>> in as I was walking out. We spoke briefly. What the hell do you say to
>> Arnold Palmer in the bathroom? Right. Not much.
>>
>> Can't say I stuck around to get a look. But if I'd been interested (I
>> wasn't) I could have.
>
> Translation:
>
> Randy was doing his business in the men's room when Arnie bursted in,
> almost knocking down another guy as he raced up to the urinal next to
> the one Randy was using, unzipped his fly and unleashed a heavy stream
> that chipped the porcelain.
>
> "Just made it!" said The King.
>
> Randy took a quick peek and was impressed.
> "Hey Arnie, can you make me one just like it?"


Hmmmm... that's not quite the way I remember it. But hey....it's been 15
years or so.

Randy




 
Date: 19 Mar 2007 14:55:13
From: annika1980
Subject: Re: 60 Years Of Golf...
On 19, 5:52 pm, "JJVP" <jjv...@gmail.com > wrote:
>
> So Arnie is uncircumcised and has an amazing dick?? How do you
> know???
>

They don't call him "The King" for nothing.

Next he'll be talkin about Harold "The Horse" Henning.



 
Date: 19 Mar 2007 14:52:32
From: JJVP
Subject: Re: 60 Years Of Golf...
On 18, 9:57 pm, "Dick Skinner" <flap...@whittaker.com > wrote:
> .and Arnold Palmer remains uncircumcised.
>
> Amazing!
>
> Dick

So Arnie is uncircumcised and has an amazing dick?? How do you
know???


JJVP



  
Date: 19 Mar 2007 19:40:30
From: \R&B\
Subject: Re: 60 Years Of Golf...
"JJVP" <jjvp10@gmail.com > wrote ...
> On 18, 9:57 pm, "Dick Skinner" <flap...@whittaker.com> wrote:
>> .and Arnold Palmer remains uncircumcised.
>>
>> Amazing!
>>
>> Dick
>
> So Arnie is uncircumcised and has an amazing dick?? How do you
> know???


Hey, I don't know how HE knows....but I bumped into Arnie in the men's room
at a hotel after he spoke at a business luncheon in Dallas. He was walking
in as I was walking out. We spoke briefly. What the hell do you say to
Arnold Palmer in the bathroom? Right. Not much.

Can't say I stuck around to get a look. But if I'd been interested (I
wasn't) I could have.

Randy




 
Date: 19 Mar 2007 07:03:27
From: Bill
Subject: Re: 60 Years Of Golf...

"Dick Skinner" <flapper@whittaker.com > wrote in message
news:77dgt463td73rt76rt62t73t@whittaker.com...
> .and Arnold Palmer remains uncircumcised.
>
> Amazing!
>
> Dick
>

Did you say 'Dick'? :-)